Welcome to Dummyown - Book One
Why does everyone own a dummy and/or doll?Welcome to Dummyown, where a human's rights end and a doll's begin. If you wish to live here - hopefully, for the rest of your life - without you or your loved ones suddenly dead - and/or attracted to dolls or dummies, please follow these simple rules. No questions. Failure to do so will result in death or worse. Thanks for choosing Dummyown!1) Every resident must own a doll or dummy and bring it wherever he or she goes. Males own dummies, and females own dolls unless that a special request is filed. In the case of a couple, the male or female owns both.2) Take excellent care of your doll or dummy. Treat it as if it is your baby and give it 99.9% of your attention. You do not want to find out what happens when your doll or dummy does not receive the attention that it rightfully deserves.3) Be home and lock all your windows and outside doors before nine at night. Do not peek out your windows - if you wish to keep your eyeballs - and ignore any loud and odd sounds. Unlock your windows and doors at or after seven in the morning, but before seven-thirty.4) Stay outside only if a special request is filed.5) Have fun twenty-four/seven!------------------------------------------------------------Cover: RecolorCopyright by Ash J.All Rights Reserved…