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MC: Here's a How Not to Survive a Hostage Situation: Don't be me.Rule#1 Don't meet a guy fighting against cutlery. Rule#2 Don't get mistaken for someone with talent when you've absolutely none.Rule#3 Don't let a war, a high-stakes revenge plot, and one human weapon disguised as a person wreck your already failing life.(Oh, and don't expect me to tell you my name. You'll have to earn that.)But if you do? Congrats. You're now in my position-trapped, bleeding, and somehow still expected to be the sane one.Trowa: You're not the sane one.MC: Okay, first of all-rude. Second of all, enter Trowa.Trowa: Don't enter me into this.MC: Sigh. He's a questionable ally who moves people like chess pieces.Trowa: Incorrect. I don't play chess with lives. I just... redecorate the board when necessary.MC: Yeah. That's so much better. He plans. I panic. Together, we're one bad decision away from death.Trowa: Two. I have contingencies.MC: Oh, great. So we die second. Fantastic. And if we survive this, I'm going to need therapy.Trowa: You need therapy even if we don't.##################################She was supposed to be a bystander. Now, she's bleeding in the middle of a war she doesn't understand.A single step-wrong place, wrong time-and now she's entangled in a brutal game of shifting alliances, weaponized secrets, and people who treat lives like collateral. She wanted quiet. Instead, she's dodging kidnappers, advanced tech, and a human weapon in the shape of a too-strategic ally.The worst part? She is not important-just unlucky. And in this kind of game, even those important don't survive long.##################################For fans of sarcastic narrators, bad decisions, and humor that's basically Percy Jackson... if he grew up, got more cynical, bled more, and forgot how to run away.##################################…