Popcorn Bucket Boner
Revenge prank, a dish best served warm? It would all go terribly wrong, right before absolute perfection.โฆ
AM/PM Beer Cooler Takeover
A creative, if unlawful solution to underaged drinking. Going smoothly until the cops, then my best friend, Augie's angry Father shows up at the exact wrong moment.โฆ
Escape Plan in Dueling Banjo Country
The cop was less than pleased when our Fast & Furious worthy escape plan fell apart. Whether we would escape, or do the outrageous time in jail he promised we would, it was all yet to be determined.โฆ
Roofied in the Line of Duty
A stranger in a strange land, I never expected a 91 year old Japanese dude to slip my greenhorn partner a Morphine/Rohypnol laced herb tea. Could we revive him, or was an ER visit the only option. The old guy was gleefully proud of himself and defiant at the fact I was less than pleased by the entire debacle.โฆ
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Dr. LoveGlove
A prostate exam can't be mandatory for a 19 year old, can it? On a dare, I would make the best of a bad situation, and convince the good doctor I was enjoying his examination far more than I should be. I almost felt bad for the good doctor when it was all over, and on tape.โฆ
The Dreaded Drug Dog on my Trail
When your villainous Vice Principal calls in the drug dogs, after having been humiliated once too many times publicly. We were openly truthful about our pederast VP, so he decided the best way to silence us, get rid of us.โฆ
Nun Nurse Nelly's Vicious Backhand
Another helicopter ride I wouldn't remember, another ER Doc telling loved ones the likely prognosis is veggie platter. It was an angry Nun that provided the humiliation finale. A well deserved finale, I must confess.โฆ
The ancient scroll
It all started with a new meeting of two elves who where to become best of friends. Let us follows these hero's as they discover tales that where lost. And the secrets of tales that should not have been forgotten.โฆ
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Pharma Adventurism Gone Wrong: When Outlaw Bikers Attack
Ingesting the wrong molecule, in far too excessive amounts, put us on a collision course with parents, cops, and finally, angry outlaw bikers. Displeased with the Gorbachev-sized grease splotch on his forehead. I hit the wrong person in the skull with that heinous, half-cooked greasy bacon, and I was about to pay the price.โฆ
Fun and Games Until Your Bishop Loses an Eye
Who could have known? Our Church congregation's Bishop would be driving by, with his window down, on a frigid 10F night. The chase was on. We didn't even know the man could utter F bombs, let alone deliver carpet F-bombery. All while angrily pursuing the two hooligans that damn near put his eye out of his head. We were convinced he was about to murder us.โฆ
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Shad Coulson's Glorious Boobs Destroyed My Reputation
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My Date with a Drunken, Meth'd-Out Yakuza Dude
Before sunrise, a foot of freshly fallen snow in Hokkaido, Japan, and a plot to liberate day-old donuts. Maybe inviting a drunken, meth'd out Yakuza dude wasn't the best idea, but we both ended up having a grand time. Becoming lifelong bro's in the process.โฆ
LSD Church Dance & My Felonious Missing Wallet
I swerved and blocked the exit, as the last car was leaving. If they didn't have my missing wallet, with the full sheet of LSD therein, I was in big trouble. If I had been ten seconds later. The good samaritans were headed to the nearby Police Station. The night ended as bizarrely as the beginning and middle portions.โฆ
My Runaway Foreign Exchange Student's SF Tenderloin Adventure
"He's my oldest son, please take care of him." The boy's father, my good friend in Japan, his words rattled around my head. On my watch, his firstborn would end up rooming with hookers with hearts of gold, and refusing is old man's money. He was hell-bent on earning his own way home, and end up with a custom bizarro tale by the end of his adventure. An adventure that surely took years off my life.โฆ
Born For This (Brooklyn Nine Nine)
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Tapeworm Removal Technician
We never believed our gullible buddy Davey would believe it, that Trevor had a 16 foot monster tapeworm after visiting South America. That it was up to us to take on the job the North American medical community refused to. The danger and battle with the vicious beast was life and death, and "Davey" would believe every second of the theatrics that followed. The medical procedure and subsequent battle with the angry, fanged creature, right before Davey's very eyes.โฆ