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Author: (If you know you know)
????: Hol up......you aint 12.
Y/N: (Smiles sinisterly) Oh i am going to enjoy this!
Back with Fizz and blitz.....
Blitza: Lucky bastards having the time of his life.
Fizzarolli: (sniffles) I just wanna go home...
Blitza: Hmm... You want me to get you out?
Fizzarolli: (whimpers) Y-y-yes...
Blitza smiles as she stands up raising her foot to extract a knife from under her shoe.
Fizzarolli: You had a knife this whole time?!
Blitza cuts the ropes off herself then grabs Fizzarolli by the shoulder with the knife pointed in herndirection. Fizz whimpers thinking she's going to stab her but Blitza actually cuts the tape off her freeing her arms and then tosses her the knife.
Blitza: Now stop bitching while I work this.
From below Blitza observes her surroundings spoting tons of Hired goons and then controls to the crane.
Blitza: Ahhh bingo!
Fizzarolli: So what now genius?
Blitza: (points down) See that remote?
Fizzarolli: I mean I could stretch down there...
Blitza: No no... I have a better idea.
Blitza shakes the cagencausing some boxes to fall near a few demons making one throw his beer. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower the rest of the demons cheer but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.
Imp: Keep it down! I'm shooting 8 ball ova here!
Imp: The fuck's going on?
As the gunfire continues the imp on the forklift gets shot causing the truck to spin out of control knocking everything in its way.
Imp: SHUT THE FUCK UP-
He notices the forklift approaching him.
Imp: Oh, fuck me...
The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion while Fizzarolli and Blitza are observing the whole situation with Blitza enjoying popcorn. Amidst the explosion the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding and rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitza with a drink shifts Fizzarolli's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop right above the remote. As it falls over it hits the down button but nothing seems to happen.
Fizzarolli: Well...That didn't w-
At the last second the cage containing Blitza and Fizzarolli immediately drops down and collapses. As the smoke subsides Fizzarolli coughs while Blitza dusts herself off while smirking.
Fizzarolli: Show off...
Crimson and his goons come in upon hearing the commotion. Crimson lifts up a cucumber slice to see Blitza and Fizzarolli have freed themselves and caused a mess in the process.
Crimson: THE FUCK?! GET THEM!
One of the goons fire a net gun at Fizzarolli but Blitza pushes her out of the way. She grabs her hand to escape from the rapid gunfire. Blitza spots a nearby gun and fires back. While Fizzarolli makes a run for it two of the goons push down some boxes to prevent her from escaping causing her to run back where she came from. As a bigger demon approaches her she throws a juggling stick and blowing an airhorn. But she still gets caught then throws a banana peel but no one slips on it.
Fizzarolli: Augh this usually works! Goddammit!
One of the Imps approach her about to hit her with a cane.
Fizzarolli: FUCK!
But before she can get hit Fizzarolli manages to slip away as the bigger demon gets hit instead. Fizzarolli then bumps back to Blitza.
Blitza: What the fuck Fizz?! How is someone this flexible this useless in combat?!
Blitza dodges every one of the mafia's attacks with Fizzarolli beneath her.
Fizzarolli: I'm a performer! I sing I dance I promote products that I don't actually use... I don't do danger!
With a few of the demons out for the count, Blitza and Fizzarolli make a run for it.
Blitza: Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss.
The two climb up a ladder while Blitza quickly shoots a mafia member aiming for them.
Fizzarolli: (growls) I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think.
Fizz turns away from Blitza on the ladder and nearly falls over before Blitza pulls him up.
Blitza: You always cared what I thought!
Fizzarolli: (chuckles) After what you did to me?
Blitza: I didn't do anything! It was an accident!
Fizzarolli: AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
It then cuts to a flashback showing a younger Fizzarolli on a circus ball, while balancing spinning plates on sticks.
Fizzarolli: You always had it out for me because people liked me better!
A younger Blitzo looks from the side of the tent with jealousy. Cut to a similar scene but with the two as teenagers where Cash Buckzo hands teen Fizzarolli a birthday card with the front reading, "Wish you were my son".
Fizzarolli: You wanted me gone because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight!
Teen Fizzarolli looks over to Blizo with a smile as she waves to him but teen Blizto glares at her with envy and hatred as he turns his back on her with the curtains flapping at his wake. Suddenly the curtains ignite with green fire.
Fizzarolli: I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend...
The fire spreads quickly as the other circus performers including Cash Buckzo scream and run for the nearest exits while Teen Fizzarolli is knocked to the ground and quickly scrambles away to escape from the advancing fire.
Fizzarolli: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
The scene cuts to a brief moment of a box full of fireworks and Teen Fizzarolli opening a flap in hopes of a way to escape from the burning tent but she's instead met with the fireworks. With no time to react the fireworks explode before Fizzarolli's eyes and the whole circus burst into flames with her clown nose flying towards the screen.
Fizzarolli: And then you just left me...
The camera transition to show a mangled and nearly lifeless Fizzarolli dragging her bloody body desperately towards Teen Blitzo who was standing in front of her with his right hand covering the right side of his face after the explosion.
Fizzarolli: I lost so much because of you.
Next the two shots show Fizzarolli's broken horns disintegrating and chipping off the camera turning to focus on Fizzarolli's eye watering with pain and desperation as a silhouette of Teen Blitzo in his pupil turns his back on Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli: And you selfish piece of shit...
Teen Fizzarolli stretches her hand out desperately for help from her best freind while the flesh melts off her still burning and bleeding arm showing the bones.
Fizzarolli: YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE!
Shows the next scene through Fizzarolli's eyes as she watches Blitzo run the opposite direction away from Fizzarolli towards another blazing tent while Fizzarolli slowly closed her eyes.
Blitza: I DID CARE!
Now cutting to the present day with Blitza turning around to face Fizzarolli with tears in her eyes Fizzarolli appears mildly taken aback at Blitza's revelation.
Blitza: It WAS an accident! IT WAS!
One of Crimson's henchmen climbs up from a nearby aisle with his gun pointed at the two Imps direction, Fizzarolli reacts quickly and grabs Blitzo as her robotic limbs extended to avoid the numerous bullets the henchman was shooting at them then Fizzarolli swings herself and Blitza under one of the shelves just as another henchman crawled up next to her comrade.
Blitza: Ok you're right it was all my fault ok? I... I should've done more to help, I was... I was TRYING. There was so much going on... I was trying to get help Fizz! I just......(sigh) It was still my fault...
Fizzarolli: Glad you could admit it. Want a medal?
Blitza: Look I'm sorry Fizz...
A brief flashback jumping back to the past but this time from Blitzo's perspective as he turned away from sistwr-in-arms and gazed down at a letter with a rose in his hand which was meant for Fizzarolli marching off with angry tears as Blitzo shoves aside an imp with a birthday cake, causing him to drop the cake and set aflame to the circus tents.
Blitza: I am so sorry you got so hurt...
Teen Blitzo throws the letter to the ground aggressively while the imp that was holding the cake attempts to put out the flames as the camera shifts to the right to set on a trio of purple, green and pink hellhorses chilling on the other side before the fire startles the green one causing it to shriek and making the other spooked horses flee.
Blitza: I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I know I can never make it right.
The scene soon settles on chaotic mayhem with imps running and screaming for safety as Blitzo looks around in a state of shock in front of the SAME tent that Fizzarolli was in that the fireworks exploded. The impact causes him several burning scars, covering his right eye.
Blitza: But you have no idea what I lost in that fire...
When directing his fellow circus performers, Blitzo turns over to one specific tent that was entirely engulfed in flames, he shows pure fear on his face as he rushes over to the tent and the scene cuts to a photo of him and Barbie Wire hugging their mother as the fire burns up the photo and now shows the present day.
Blitza: I mean it's... it's all my fault. I'd hate me too.
Fizzarolli looks up at Blitza with a sorrowful expression but Blitza quickly wipes away the tear before Fizz can acknowledge it.
Blitza: I mean I do hate- SHIIIIIIIIIIT!
A goon appears out of nowhere and holds Blitza in a headlock with a smug grin but it's short-lived as Blitz pulls the gun under her captor's chin and blow off his head with Fizzarolli witnessing it happen and the two imps put their heads back into the game as the duo scampered through the shelf hurriedly.
Fizzarolli: So why didn't you try to tell me any of this? Or come see me? Even once would've been fine!
Blitza: I tried... You were all I had left Fizz. But they told me you didn't want to see me.
Fizzarolli: I never told them that!
Blitza: Bullshit... You didn't?
Fizzarolli: No! And no one told me you came!
Eventually, they both share a look of realization.
Blitza: Oooohhh...
Fizzarolli: Oooohhh...
A goon climbs up the ladder and attempts to attack Blitza and Fizzarolli. Blitzo uses her gun to blow up the goon's head.
Blitza: (panicked) WAAAOOOHHH CHRIST ON A STICK!
Two other demons walk up to the dead demon on the floor below them.
Fizzarolli: TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING EMOTIONAl MOMENT, HERE!
It then cuts back to Stola and Asmodeus still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at her watch as time flies by not looking very happy. Stola is pacing around the room holding the contract and lecturing.
Stola: Okay so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli".
Stola slams the contract on the table and glares sliding it towards the lawyer.
Lawyer: Yeah sure sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh.
The lawyer reads the contract and drinks out of his coffee mug which says "Live Laugh Law". At this point, Asmodeus is getting impatient.
Asmodeus: HURRY UP!
Lawyer: (smugly) Yelling won't make me read faster.
Asmodeus starts turning red as her anger and flames grow hotter. Stola whose cape gets burned by the flames, quickly stomps them out.
It cuts back to Blitza and Fizzarolli. Fizzarolli throws a goon far and he was back to back with Blitza. Goons were running at them both.
Fizzarolli: Look! Misunderstanding or no it's hard to just forgive you. It's been fifteen years and... That's so much time... But! I guess you didn't really ruin my life.
Blitza: What you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?
Fizzarolli: It was painful...and challenging and y'know FUCK YOU STILL BUT... It's not like I'm broken. And I now have someone who understands me and...HYAH HYAH FUCK YOU!
Fizzarolli and Blitza fight more goons before landing to the ground.
Fizzarolli: My life has actually been pretty great.
Blitza: Yeah that's lovely. You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker don't ya?
Fizzarolli: Oh yeah, it's been... Fantastic... UH CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S A GREAT GIG! And heheb and she's got the BIGGEST TITS! You know? LIKE MASSIVE! I mean imagine like THE BIGGEST! JUST A GIANT HUGE LIKE A MOON! But it's tits ya know what I mean? LIKE A PAIR OF MONSTERS! It's BIG it's HUGE-
Blitza: Yeah yeah yeah I get it, I get it! I'm happy for ya, Fizz.
Fizzarolli looks at Blitza's hand on her shoulder and smiles at her until the goons start to slowly corner them. Striker pushes them aside and walks forward.
Crimson: If ya wanna prove yourself, cowgirl here's your chance!
Striker grins and walks towards them.
Striker: You been a pain in my ass long enough bkitz.NOW I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!
She grabs his rope and pulls it. Fizzarolli looks concerned.
Blitza: Ohhhh, don't you dare talk sexy to ME. Only Y/N can do that!
Fizzarolli: You're still on the horse thing?!
Striker laughs as she Crimson and the goons corner them more.
Blitza: Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?
Fizzarolli: I mean yeah? Why?
Blitza: Yeah well I need to get up to that window there to bust us out.
Blitza points at the window as Striker continues to uncannily and slowly corner them.
Fizzarolli: Ohohooo! One distraction comin' right up!
Fizzarolli: ♫ When I was a young girl I never thought it comes to this. ♫
She gets up and is in between three goons looking at both of them with her arms around them both. At the next line Fizzarolli grabs onto Crimson.
Fizzarolli: ♫ The scars all seem to heal...And soon all I feel is regret. ♫
♫ And noooow, I'm a grown girl. ♫
She slides on the floor in front of the goons Striker and Crimson.
Fizzarolli: ♫ I've lost it all again! ♫
She climbs on the boxes.
Fizzarolli: ♫ But what I'll miss the most... ♫
Blitza climbs on a box and throws small things of trash like banana peels and candy wrappers which is being used as confetti over Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Pay close attention, while you get a look at... this! ♫
Fizzarolli takes out Blitza's keychain with a golden unicorn figurine on it. Blitza then sneaks around as Fizzarolli gets out a treasure map.
Fizzaroli: ♫ Yeah, look at this! ♫
Fizzarolli notices Blitza and stretches to above the mob and turns the heads of two of them in the direction opposite of Blitza.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Then look at THAT! ♫
Fizzarolli then gets out gets out a funny looking hat and puts it on her head.
Fizzarolli: ♫ And here's a hat! ♫
♫ This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thiiiing! ♫
Striker begins to turn her head but Fizzrolli stretches her hand out to her and turns her back to her.
Fizzarolli: ♫ But listen closely maybe it explains EVERYTHING! ♫
Fizzarolli rolls down a projector screen that first shows an Illuminati sign, then an add for Bitcoin. A computer screen with her silhouette then passes as Fizzarolli then does the Squidward interpretive dance..
Fizzarolli: ♫The secret to Bitcoin! Computers and microchips! ♫
♫ The key to the future! ♫
Fizzarolli leaps in between the members of the crowd before landing in between Striker and Crimson.
Fizzarolli: ♫ If you only LOOK AT THIS! ♫
Fizzarolli gives Striker and Crimson two gold coins. Striker looks at his blankly whilst Crimson bites into his to see if it's legit.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Riches untold you'll have dollars of gold! ♫
♫ If you focus on me, as the story unfolds! ♫
The screen becomes distorted before revealing Fizzarolli's face in front of the screen.
Fizzarolli: ♫ LOOK AT THIS! ♫
Fizzarolli leaps to the mafia gang's left and holds up the Necronomicon.
Fizzarolli: ♫ I hold the key to the mystery!♫
Fizzarolli uses his limbs to constrict the whole gang like a snake.
Fizzarolli: ♫ LOOK AT THIS!♫
Fizzarolli stretches into Crimson's face random colors appear in Fizzarolli's eyes before going into Crimson's.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Look at nothing except for ME! ♫
Fizzarolli releases the mafia gang, whilst making them spin rapidly in place.
Fizzarolli: ♫ LOOK AT THIS! ♫
Fizzarolli holds a flashlight up to her face making rabid sounds as her shadow becomes a massive beast.
(growl)
Fizzarolli: That was GIBBERISH!
Fizzarolli sits on a pile of boxes while still holding the flashlight.
Fizzarolli: BLITZA, HURRY THE FUCK UP!
Fizzarolli leaps atop of a massive case study and looks to Blitza who is trying to open the window with a blowtorch.
Fizzarolli: ♫ I don't know how long I can do thiiiis! ♫
Blitza: I'm gonna need another sixty seconds!
Fizzarolli: AW FUCK!
Fizzarolli stands up as the goons look up to her.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Okay the thing I'm trying to say I will say if you look this waaaaaayyy... ♫
She points them all to a large corner of boxes where a hellspider spins its web. Fizzarolli grows anxious her armpits sweating and wiping her forehead with a string of hankies as she thinks of something.
Fizzarolli: Uh y-ya know, it's-it's uh... Just as-a Nonna (Grandma) Fizzarolli used to say...
Fizzarolli leaps down grabbing a wig and fluffy boa as she proceeds to sing in crude Italian.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Puzza lasagna ♫ (Stink lasagna)
Crimson being a mob boss and therefore fluent in Italian is disgusted by what Fizzarolli is saying. The reptilian goon becomes lovestruck over Fizzarolli singing in Italian.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Contorni, limoncello ♫ (Side dish, limoncello)
Fizzarolli walks passed Crimson and Striker. The former has his hands up and does a "are you kidding" gesture as he looks to Striker, who is equally as confused.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Fortepiano ♫ (Loud, soft)
Fizzarolli stretches her arms and pulls Crimson in as she puts her boa around Crimson's neck.
Fizzarolli: ♫ Buongiorno, ada Vongole ♫ (Good morning, with
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