Welcome to Dwargon

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After waking up from that strange... Dream? We packed our things and continued our journey. When I woke up I also notice that my appearance had change. Because, now I looked more human. No horns, no claw like hands, no mouth full of fangs. Turns out I had unknowingly used a skill to hide my more un-human like traits on instinct. This definitely caught everyone off guard.

In the end, the trip to Dwargon. that would've been at least a week on foot, took us about a full three days. Probably would've been shorter for me due to my flying ability. But, I needed the group keep up with me and I didn't know the exact location either.

Rimuru: I see... so that's where the Elv- I mean Dwarves live!

Jasper (Are you honestly that desperate to get laid?)

Rimuru (SHUT IT!)

Well, he's a slime so he can't do anything like that anyhow... sucks to be him.

We decided to take only three people in the city. Rimuru because he would do most of the talking, Gobta because he's been here before and so knew his way around, and myself just in case things got... out of hand. I already had one pair of wings out and wrapped it around my body to look like a feathered cloak. This was so I could just fly us away instead of needing to fight or even potentially kill our way out.

The others wanted to go with us, but we ordered them to stay since a big group of monsters might draw unwanted attention, so we told them to make camp so they could wait for us.

Rimuru: Check out this line... security here must be strict.

Gobta: Yeah, but once we get inside we're pretty much allowed to do what we want.

This made Rimuru fantasies about his Elves again... This guy really needs a girlfriend.

Jasper: Also, Gobta why did you come here in the first place?

Gobta: Oh, well I originally came here to get some weapons and supplies to bring back to our village. but then...

{Mimir: Warning, there are two idiots with hostile intentions approaching.}

Thanks Mimir. Also, love the sass.

I looked over and just as the resident voice in my head had said...

Dumber: Well what do we have here?

Dumb: Looks like a couple of scrawny monsters!

Dumber: There aren't any rules about fighting outside the city limits, so their fair game!

Both minds: And there it is, the Red flag...

Rimuru: Hey Gobta, did this happen last time?

Gobta: Y-Yeah sirs, as I was explaining to Lord Jasper earlier. I am here to get supplies for the village when a couple of random Humans showed and beat me up. Unfortunately, that's the fate of all weak monsters...

Jasper & Rimuru: Maybe it's time to change that!

These dumb assess continued to provoke us. Before, Dumber here mentioned selling Rimuru since he was a talking slime and selling me to slavery. But not before having some "fun" do to my some what feminine appearance.

Thus, I have decided... to slowly castrate them both while there still conscious with a rusty butter knife. It's brutal and cruel yet extremely effective.

Jasper: Hey Gobta, you remember the first rule?

Gobta: Yes Sir! It was to not attack Humans unless attacked first!

This statement made the nervous merchants behind us slowly back away... smart.

Rimuru: We want you to turn away, close your eyes, cover your ears, and get down on the ground.

Gobta: I understand Sirs!

Rimuru then approached them and tried to make them leave before they got hurt. while, doing a very weird voice... obliviously this just pissed them and made them reconsider letting him live.

The now very annoyed and tired me decided to intimidate them by revealing some of my aura. Which, while it did intimidate them, they still wanted to fight and quickly got some back up in form of a Warrior, a Mage, and a Clergy. They all attacked me at once and... It did absolutely nothing.

Rimuru (Holy crap! I thought you were a goner!)

Jasper (At least have a little faith in me...)

Before I could retaliate, Rimuru decided to intervene via using mimicry to turn into a wolf like appearance that was similar to Ranga and once again used {Menace} While howling. It blew them all away and made the merchants behind us...

{Mimir: Damage Report! 16 Fled, 68 confused, 92 fainted, and 34 soiled themselves.}

Guard: Hey stop right there!

Crap...

Needless to say we were now in a prison cell being interrogated by the security captain Kaidou. Rimuru was put in a large barrel, I was bound with some magically resistant metal cuffs with extra spelling to be safe, and Gobta was bound with rope... and was asleep.

Rimuru: And that's pretty much everything.

Kaidou: Well, since your a Slime, Goblin, and Human they probably saw you three as easy targets.

Rimuru: We were only trying to scare them off! We're very sorry, we never meant to cause you so much trouble.

Jasper (We were meant to scare them off only?)

Rimuru (...Now I'm really glad I intervened. . .)

Kaidou: Alright, what you both said matched with the witness reports. So, just this once I'll let you-

Guard: Captain we got Trouble! There was an Armorsaurus attack on the Mines!

Kaidou: Call the suppression Force!

Guard: Their on route sir! But, Garm and his Brothers were in the Mine trying to gather Magic Ore and I'm afraid they've been badly injured!

Kaidou: Do we have any Potions!?

Guard: Not enough! We had to donate most of them to the war effort!

Meanwhile, Rimuru got out of his barrel and left inside what looked like a barrel of health potion and at the same time I decided to break my Bindings.

Both: Sir!

Kaidou: Hey you weren't suppose to leave the barrel, and how did you break out of your cuffs!?

Rimuru: Sorry, but If I hadn't left it. Then how would I have done that?

He then notice the barrel and Rimuru explained about the health potion inside and that he could take it to help out his men.

Jasper: I can also help, I'm very capable in combat against practically anything and also know a very special skill that can fix your men up instantly.

After a bit of hesitation, he reluctantly opened the gate and grabbed the barrel. While, telling Rimuru to stay and motioning me to follow quickly.

We eventually arrived at the mine and I instantly noticed both the injured Dwarves and the uninjured ones trying to grab the Creatures attention from a certain small opening. I sensed three life forms in there and guessed that was the Brothers who were mentioned earlier. So, I quickly rushed over.

Kaidou: HEY, YOU GOT A DEATH WISH KID!?

Jasper: You brought me here for a reason, and I plan on doing it!

I manage to get the Saurus's attention and as it charged at me. I quickly went under it and punched it hard enough to knock it over on it's back. I then rushed over to the cavern and grabbed the three Dwarves and brought them over to the stunned soldiers.

Kaidou: H-How did you-

Jasper: In a minute.

The Armorsaurus was getting back up, so I decided this was a good opportunity to test out another on my Ultimate skills. So I made hand into a fist except for my pointer and middle finger. I pointed it at the Saurus and...

{Lord of Execution, Alastor}

 The second I muttered the phrase, a single small cyan beam jumped out of my finger tips and instantly pierced the things heart. Immediately destroying both it's Nucleus core and erasing it's soul from existence completely.

Everyone who saw this just stood their completely dumbfounded.

Jasper: Ok, everyone I need the injure to gather up in a group!

After getting out of their stupefied state, they did as I said and had the injure gather up.

{Lord of Health, Jophiel}

Instantly, everyone's wounds, and fatigue was cured. After being thanked profusely, I was being brought back by Kaidou. But, along with us were the brothers Garm, Dord, and Myrd. Who were asking constantly about what I had just done Earlier.

Jasper: Simple, I used my Ultimate Skills.

Everyone: ULTIMATE SKILLS!?

I then explained my 2 skills and what they did. Though, what mainly shock them was the fact that I had not one but two Ultimate Skills. But, kept the info about {Lord of Information, Mimir} to myself. We eventually arrived back at the cell, only to see Gobta both still sleeping and... tied up on the ceiling.

Jasper (What?)

Rimuru (Ok, so I got bored while waiting for you guys and began making things from my home with the sticky thread , and Gobta...)

Jasper (No need to explain, he deserves this for sleeping on us while we're in the middle of a crisis.)

After, the Brothers thanked him also as much as me. Kaidou then unlocked his cell and we ate together.

Kaidou: Both those healing potions, and your skills are the most remarkable things I've ever seen in my life. I can't thank you both enough and if there's a favor either of you need then you can count on me!

We then told him our purpose for being here, and he said that he knew someone who could help us out. The greatest Blacksmith in Dwargon.

The next morning, we began exploring the city while making our way to this legendary blacksmith. From what I saw the city of Dwargon was going through an Industrial Revolution. We found ourselves near a weapons and armor shop to which we point out an well crafted long sword that looked to be made completely of Magic ore. Turns out the Dwarf who made it was the guy we're looking for. Eventually, we arrived at the Blacksmith's shop.

Kaidou: Here we are! Trust me, this guys is great. 

Jasper: You are only guide here so we kinda have to trust you.

Kaidou: Eh, That's also true. Hey Bro, it's me! Ya busy!?

Both: bro?

We walked in on a Muscular Dwarf in the process of making a sword, Kaidou introduced him as his older brother Kaijin the Weaponsmtih. 

Kaijin: Give me a second to finish Kaidou.

Rimuru: Sorry for interrupting your work.

Kaidou: This is Kaijin, my older brother and one of the most smiths in the nation.

We heard a door open and looked to see the three Dwarf brothers from earlier standing there and looking at us in surprise. Which, Kaijin noticed and finally looked at us.

Kaijin: Oh, a Slime and Harpy. Do you guys know each other?

Garm: Indeed we do, their the ones from yesterday!

Dord: Their the Monsters we told about, the Slime gave us the healing potions and the Harpy saved our hides.

Myrd: Mmhm!

Both minds: Say something!

Kaijin: Oh! I've heard a lot about you two.

When he heard this, Kaijin stopped his working before sitting down and bowing his head in respect. Thanking us for saving them before asking us why we were there.

After giving a brief explaining, Kaijin gave a puzzled look and thought for a bit.

Kaijin: Mmm, yes I see... That's quite a conundrum. Sorry, but I'm just too backed up to help at the moment. Thanks to that dimwitted Minister, I've now got more work then I can possible handle.

Rimuru: What do you mean?

Jasper: I heard a Dwarf mention a war effort earlier, does that mean...

Kaijin: Pretty much, It's likely we'll be going to war soon so he wants 20 long swords. All done by the end of the week. Unfortunately, I'm a little short on materials and only got a single one done.

Kaidou: Dummy, why didn't you say it was an impossible request!

Kaijin: Don't call me a Dummy! Besides I actually did try to turn it down at first, but that snooty Minster Vesta just wouldn't let it go!

He then explained what Vesta had said to him, and according to Dwarven nature he couldn't let an insult to his Pride slide by. Garm then revealed that's why they were in the mines to begin with. But, even if the Armorsaurus didn't attack their wouldn't have been much to gather either way.

Kaijin: Even if I did have the material It would take two whole weeks to make them all, and I don't have the time. Every smith in the kingdom has been given the same order and if we don't complete it they threaten to take away our certification license!

Jasper(Hey, Rimuru back in Veldora's cave...)

Rimuru (oh, you right!)

He then began laughing confusing every Dwarf there, before spitting out of chunk of Magic ore

Kaijin: Hold on now... HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! THAT'S A HUGE CHUNCK OF MAGIC ORE AND IT'S UNBELIEVABLY PURE TO BOOT!

Jasper: Uh, I think those goggles are making you blind. Check again without them on and you'll see something even better.

He did exactly that and was completely dumbfounded to see that it was actually a processed cluster of Magicsteel. He then asked us what we wanted in exchange to which Rimuru responded by jumping on the Ore in a dangerous manner as Kaijin gulped from the intense stare off.

Rimuru: I liked for you to gather some Artisans who would be willing to travel to our village and teach us their ways.

Well that was... Anti-climatic to say the least.

Kaijin: I-Is that seriously all you want?

He went to explain our situation and that we also needed weapons and armor along with extra clothing just in case for the future. Kaijin accepted without hesitation and despite the worry of the brothers about both the amount and time frame, Kaijin was undeterred and quickly got back to work more determination then before.

Rimuru: Hey Kaijin, you said you already had a sword done right. Mind if I see it?

Kaijin: Uh, Sure.

Garm then went into the back and came out with a sword that was much better then the one we saw earlier. Rimuru then proceeded to eat it startling all of us. Before, he quickly analyzed it and made 20 perfect copies in a few seconds leaving everyone dumbfounded.

After delivering all of them, the Dwarves wanted to thank us via a having a party.

Rimuru: Nonsense you guys don't have to do all that for us.

Garm: Oh come on, it'll be fun. They'll be lots of cute Elf girls there!

Oh no...

Rimuru: Elves!?

Dord: Yeah, it's a place called "Butterflies of the Night". It's loaded with beautiful woman who will wait on you hand and foot!

Myrd: Mmhm!

Both: Speak Man!

Kaijin: Come one, it won't be a party without either of you!

Rimuru: Well, since you insist it would be of me not to go...

Jasper: Well, I'm tired so I just wanna rest up. But, I don't wanna be known as a party pooper so I guess I'll join as well.

Jasper's Mind: But seriously, what the hell am I gonna do with you idiots...

We then made our way over, and were quickly greeted by a large group of many different Elves.

Elves: Welcome back, masters!

Rimuru was quickly swarmed by the Elves and was currently being smothered by their massive breasts... I guess there are some benefits to being a sapient slime.

Kaijin: For a guy who initially didn't wanna come here, you sure seem happy now.

Rimuru: Wha? Don't be ridiculous!

We all just gave a thumbs up and smugly knowing smiles. Though, it would appear not all of them were focused on Rimuru...

Elf 1: Aw, who's this little guy?

Elf 2: He's quite the handsome boy!

Elf 3: Or is he a girl? Either way she's beautiful!

I was grouped up by another smaller group of Elves, getting a similar treatment to Rimuru. Also, the others were giving me similar looks to Rimuru's situation. But, this sudden attention caught me so off guard that I accidently let out my wings.

Elf 2: Oh, are you Harpy?

Garm: That does explain quite a bit.

Jasper: What? No, I'm not a Harpyyyy-!?

I then felt two of the girls suddenly star messaging my wings, making me both feel weird and give out a small moan.

Elf 4: I hear Harpy wings are rather sensitive!

Elf 3: They feel so soft!

Elf 1: And, he's making such cute noises!

Jasper: W-Why!?

Afterwards, we were then led to a bar table and began to chat. Rimuru was using one of the Elves lap as a pillow. While, my wings were still being assaulted by two Elves sitting next to me.

Kaijin: Hahaha, I still can't believe what happened earlier. I busted my ass off and you come in and make 20 magic-steel long swords like it was nothing!

Rimuru: They were only flawless, because they were perfect copies of your original design. I just analyzed your incredible work and used some Magic-steel to make copies of it. Sorry if that was out of line...

Kaijin: Mmm... honestly, it is a little frustrating. But no matter, I suppose next time I'll just make a weapon so amazing that even you won't be able to easily copy it. I'll relish the Challenge!

Glad to see he's taking it so well, I wonder if he could make a weapon for... Agh! My Head!

Flashback

Inside of what looked like an active volcano stood a tall figure in black armor and white robes, he was carefully using what looked like extremely rare types of metal and minerals in order to create something...

Eventually, after what seemed like hours at the forge that was hanging over the molten lava. Came out 2 weapons. One was a long curved Jagged Katana with a crimson cross-guard that looked like a four-pane window and a black handle. Along with, what I think in Rimuru's world is called a Gun. Specifically, a black Revolver with a 7.5 inch barrel and a pure white grip.

Flashback Ends

Elf: Are you Okay?

Jasper: Uh? Y-Yeah...

Rimuru: Did you remember something?

Jasper: I think so...

Kaijin: Remember?

Rimuru: Yeah, you see Jasper here has some rather bad Amnesia.

Hosts: Oh, we're sorry to hear that...

Jasper: It's fine... I was just thinking about asking Kaijin to make me a weapon, then I suddenly had a flashback to what looked like the inside of an active Volcano. There was guy standing in front of a forge that was standing over molten lava. He made twi weapons. A unique looking curved sword, and what I think was called a... Revolver?

Rimuru: I see.... Wait, a Revolver!?

Jasper: Yeah... I think at least since it's still kinda fuzzy right now.

We decided to change the conversation. Eventually, one of the Elf Girls asked Rimuru if she wanted her to try a Talent she was good at, while also doing some motions around her chest... wait, she isn't suggesting...!

But hilariously, the literal Blue ball got blue balled when she pulled out a crystal orb. Revealing herself to be a fortune teller. Much to the desperate pervert's disappointment.

Rimuru: Well... what can you see with that?

Seer: Mmm, Just about anything really.

Elf: I know, how about we see who he's destined to be with!

This quickly got everyone's attentions, she decided to it but first made a joke about not seeing anyone in his future, much to Rimuru's annoyance.

As everyone was laughing, I noticed a Regal looking man in expensive clothing walk in...

{Mimir: I have already identified this man, as the early mentioned Minister Vesta.}

Great, hopefully he won't bother us about Kaijin.

The Elf girl then did the actually fortune telling, and revealed a tall girl who looked to be a high ranking adventurer, she had blue eyes, long jet-black hair , and what looked to be a orange marking under one of her eyes, it almost looked like a burn mark. She was also taking care of some children at what looked like a school.

Kaijin: Now that was a pretty girl, look your turning red!

Rimuru: What!? I don't change colors!

Seer: Oh, are you curious about the girl you saw?

Elf: No fair, what about me?

Everyone was now gossiping and making jokes at Rimuru's expense, but he did express an interest in this girl.

Seer: Now it's your turn

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