Fang: Figures.

Gopal: Hey, didn't Boboiboy like- almost killed Adudu when he tried to kidnap me... Again.

Fang: You are the easiest target.

Gopal: Hey!

Fang: What makes the second time different from the first?

Gopal: Well my best friend Boboiboy protected me in his sleep.

Ying and Yaya: Here we go again.

Gopal: I told you guys already, I'm telling the truth!

Yaya: It's not like we think you're lying or anything but-

Ying: It's far fetched. If it weren't for the security cameras, we would have thought that you dreamt the whole thing.

Boboiboy: .... Did I really do that?

Gopal: Yes, you did! I only woke up because of Adudu's screams!

Boboiboy: Right.... Awesome. 👍

Probe: Hohoho-

[CY: Why???]

(Santa. 🎅🍪 (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Probe: Mr. Boss was about to be roasted alive by the time Gopal woke up.

Adudu: Hmm, that reminds me. Computer!

Computer: Yes, Boss. *hands Adudu a cup*

Adudu: *calmly takes the cup from computer then talks in an uncharacteristically calm voice* Probe.

Probe: Yes, *sees the cup* M-Mr. Boss- *bang*

Adudu: Why didn't you help me at that time, Probe?!

Probe: *has a bump(?) on where the cup landed on him* W-Well you see, Mr. Boss. I am a robot.

Adudu: So?

Probe: My metal(?) body can only withstand so much. Plus unlike Mr. Boss's indestructible skin, mine would rust and break all the time!

Adudu: *he is as you can guess, flattered by Probe describing him as 'indestructible'*

(He is kinda indestructible in the show especially with how much he constantly gets hit in his fights with BBB and the Gang. ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡)

Violet: And remember-

CY: "Aliens can be fried, poisoned, burned, drowned to unconscious and still be up for interrogation the next day".

(Hehe, I still don't remember the tittle of the story where I got that from.... ◉⁠‿⁠◉)

Mechabot: Even as a baby, he was protective of you and he didn't even know it.

Y and Y: Aw~ That is so sweet~

Gopal: That's why you have Gempa.

Boboiboy: *awkwardly scratches his cheek* Hehehe...

Fang: *currently picturing how everything would have been if his older brother showed more protectiveness than he's willing to show*

Izuku: I have the contact of those kidnappers right here, If you want them.

Amato: I most definitely want that. *smilies like he always do*

Mechabot: Heh, those kidnappers deserves whatever it is that's coming at them.

Amato: *nods*

Amato: That's greatly appreciated, Evan.

Izuku: So, that's my name?

Denki: Oh... So he's Evan...

(A bit on the bland side over here... =⁠_⁠=)

Amato: Yeah...

Izuku: It's Evan right? That's my real name?

Amato: Yes, it was the name given to you at birth. I even have your birth certificate right here. *shows certificate*

Izuku: I like it. At least it doesn't remind me of that sorry excuse of parents.

Denki: Ooh!

Sero: That's gotta hurt!

Bakusquad: *actually looks at the two to see how they're holding up*

All Might: *gave up on holding onto his inflated form a few minutes ago so now here he is, sulking, looking done with life along with having some blood coming out of his mouth every now and then*

(Especially when V calls him B*tch Might. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Violet: If I had a nickel every time I called him B*tch Might, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

CY: I think everything you do should soon be classified as weird at some point-

(I'm also planning on having you call him that everytime you mention his name. So, yeah. There's no running away from this. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Violet: Bring it on!

CY: It could be much much worse than this so I approve.

Bakusquad: *turns heads to Mrs. Midoriya/Aunty Inko*

Inko: *also looks done with life as all color in her eyes are just gone and replaced with dull black* *was about to cry but then remembered that "Yeah, that B*tch ain't me." so now she currently has a smirk that could rival the most wanted of all villains's most sinister smirks*

Bakusquad: ... *silently agrees to not mess with Mama Broccoli, EVER*

Amato: I'm glad you liked it. Your mother gave you that name.

Mechabot: Makes sense.

Amato: And what's that supposed to mean??

Mechabot: Well unlike you, Mara is actually decent when it comes to names. I know you know this and that you can't argue with my statement just now.

(Especially with what Tok Aba picked as a nickname for BBB. (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

CY: Genetics.

Violet: It runs in the family.

Evan: Well, I better thank her when I met her. So when did you, you know, find out about me?

Amato: The doctor, the same one you went to check on your 'quirk'.

Nezu: *noticed how AU Amato decided to phrase the word "quirk"* Hmm...

Evan: So the doctor was your acquaintance?

Amato: Yes, we speculate that whoever took you will eventually bring you to the quirk doctor to check on your quirk. So, we checked every quirkless kid that has been registered into the system to find you.

Evan: Why every quirkless kid? Did you know I was quirkless to begin with?

Aizawa: The kid did a great job on following everything that Amato tells him. Unlike SOME of my very own student.

Hizashi: Yeah, I agree.

Nemuri: *nods in agreement but also from excitement about Shota finally finding someone he's actually ok with giving complements to*

1-A POV: It just had to be a 6 year old, huh..... 😕 It just couldn't be someone of our age....

(This is really getting to them, huh?(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・ )

CY: You think?

Amato: Yes, I knew if a kid was quirkless and was registered then we can narrow down the family that you are with. And yes I knew you were quirkless to begin with, because we are not like the people here.

Everyone from MHA: *understandably confused by this... again*

Mara: *closing her eyes, a smile forming on her face as she recalls*

Maskmana and Tarung: *eyes Amato with questioning glares*

Amato: L-Let's not spoil it for everyone now-

Maskmana: If that's what your worried about then let us go to the spare room CY showed us for anyone who'd want to take a break from reacting, hmm? *his hands are already on Amato's shoulders, ready to force him to go to the room if necessary*

Tarung: Yes, I agree with Maskmana. Let's go to the spare room and have you explain why you even thought of bringing your pregnant wife, onboard on a mission, most likely light-years away from your planet, and without a doctor onboard as well, alright? *starts to walk to the door leading to more rooms*

Maskmana: *was about to force Amato to go with them but then-*

Amato: W-Wait! Can we please wait until our break? I don't want to miss anything, please!

Maskmana and Tarung: ... *looks at each other*

Tarung: *smiles*

Maskmana: *sigh* Fine.

Amato: Yay!

Mechabot: Don't forget that you'll have to deal with them a while later-

Amato: I said that so that I don't miss anything and so that I can drag you into this as well-

Mechabot: Well that's just unfair-

Amato: Life is unfair, my dear robot friend-

Mechabot: I am not your friend-

Amato: Let's me rephrase that. *ahem* Life is unfair, my dear robot partner-

Mechabot: Yeah, yeah, now shut up.

Evan: What makes you say that?

Amato: I don't want to shock you too much and it already sounds unbelievable, so you have to wait on that answer when your siblings get here.

Touya: Sounds reasonable.

Tenko: Even though the kid can obviously take whatever it is?

Touya: He is still a kid, Shigi.

Tenko: Well I killed my family when I was a kid so, yeah. He can take it.

Touya: ... Don't go comparing your backstory with his or anyone for that matter. The screen might be showing us as little of the bullying as possible since there are cHiLdReN, with much more cheerful childhoods than we do in here.

Tenko: Hmmm... *staring at Touya*

(Touya right here be like: "Time to change the topic." <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Touya: I know I'm hot so stop staring-

Tenko: Who'd think someone who looks like a prune was hot-

Touya: A lot of people, Shigi!

(He ain't wrong there. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Tenko: Please, I'd be way hotter-

Touya: You literally look like a decaying but still moving dead body-

Tenko: It's the side effect of my quirk-

Touya: I got my scars because of my quirk too. So, yeah. SAME.

(So... How do I end this conversation? (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Violet: Uh- Guys?

F!Y/N and M!Y/N: *still at the balcony with their feet up and plenty of snacks on hand* Yeah?

CY: Can you guys help with this one?

F!Y/N and M!Y/N: *nom* ...

(Please? 🥺)

F!Y/N: Off- She decided to use an emoji- Now we have to do it-

M!Y/N: Literally why?

F!Y/N: *shrug* We've got nothing else to do-

Evan: I have one more question if that's okay.

Amato: Depends on the question, shoot.

Evan: If you knew where I was, why did you not pick me up?

Amato: By the time I found you you had to family and I was not sure if you wanted your current and family or not. I could not force you to do anything that you don't want to, so I wanted you to decide on your own If you wanted to stay or run away.

Tarung: Why are you complicating everything for yourself?

Amato: Ah, well-

Tarung: Ah, is this the "I'm happy as long as you're happy." thing?

Kokochi: Most probably, Admiral.

Amato: ... The what-

(How'd Tarung know that- I'm looking at you and your drama shows Gopal! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈)

Evan: If I choose to run away...

Amato: Then I will step in to bring you back. I had them look after you since I was too far to do anything, and with the supposed gorilla aware of my return, I can't just show up and take you with me. The whole media would get the scoop.

Aizawa: The media, of course. People whose "job" is to apparently snoop into places they're not aloud to and has no concept of personal space-

Violet: I knew I should have gotten rid of them ages ago- *brings out her old reliable sledge hammer*

Aizawa: .... What are you planning with that-

Violet: *gives Dadzawa an innocent look then proceeds to rummage her inventory for something* Aha! *pulls out a pair of scissors*

Hizashi: What's the Little Listener planing to do with scissors?

Violet: MHA here I come- *was about to cut through the very fabric of time and space just to get to MHA until CY happened*

CY: *snatches the scissors*

Violet: Uh- Hi?

CY: *sees the hammer* Didn't Creator banned you from ever using that without her permission?

Violet: ..... No?

CY: *cuts open a random portal, yeets the hammer in it then closes the portal*

Violet: *staring at where the portal used to be* Aww, my hammer.

CY: Say goodbye to your pair of interdimentional scissors too. I'm confiscating it.

Violet: No!

Hizashi: Woah. Interdimentional scissors, huh?

Nemuri: Basically a portal opener.

Aizawa: .... Can it be used as a can opener-

Evan: I get it. If the gorilla found out you're alive then he would put me on a tight leash, right?

Amato: Exactly. You're taking this really well, I can't be more proud.

Mechabot: You always are.

Evan: I have to thank the people you sent for all the books they gave me. In my current knowledge, I think I'm high school level or maybe even higher.

1-A POV: Of course, he's already on highschool level.....

Amato: Hehe, when this is all over, we can test that but for now it's time for some planning.

Mechabot: Looks like the fun part is coming soon.

Amato: You bet. *smirks*

Everyone: Yeah...

A high speed train will be arriving soon, please ensure that you're standing behind the yellow line, for your own safety.

KKTM Gang -BBB: *recognized this announcement, heads instantly turned to their leader*

Boboiboy: *gasps silently as stars appeared in his now blue eyes caused by excitement*

(Now for what i've been waiting for, the meme. (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

For those who downloaded this book:

If Izuku = Broccoli

Then

All Might = Corn?

Gopal: See?! I was right!

Boboiboy: .... *eyes turn green* *mutters* Hehe, Izu's a broccoli! And green! Like me and Cattus!

Cattus: *meows in agreement*

(Yes, the little one was here the whole time. Cattus was either sleeping or just snugging into random people's feet while purring, and then moving from time to time :)

Izuku: *hears a meow coming from the other side of the room* .... Eh-

Katsuki: HAH! F*cking broccoli!

Mitsuki: *hits Katsuki's head* Hush up you brat!

Katsuki: The f*ck you did that for, you hag?!

Mitsuki: Oh, please. You were laughing at Izuku for being compared to a broccoli!

Katsuki: SO?!

Mitsuki: Didn't you also thought the same?

Katsuki: ... What?

The entirety of 1-A: *attention is now on the Mother and son*

Bakusquad: *eyes sparkle as they wait for Mrs. Bakugou to spill some tea about their precious friend*

Dekusquad: .... *already taking out their phones to record the soon to be revealed blackma- (ahem :) information*

Katsuki: *glaring at his Mother to NOT say anything-*

Mitsuki: *smiles then turns to her husband* Dear, don't you remember-

Katsuki: SHUT UP! *tries to use his temporary(Eh- I think so... At the moment at least (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈) non-existent quirk* F*CK!

Denki: *looks at Deku's part of the Meme then to All Might's* I mean.... I sorta see it.

Kyoka: *sarcastically* Great job, dumbass.

Denki: *didn't hear the sarcasm in her voice* Aw, thanks Jiro!

(Pikachu. Adorable, adorable, Pikachu.... (⁠◍◕ω◕◍⁠)

M!Y/N: That looks weird.

(It was the closest I could get... (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Shoto: *mutters* Secret Love Child.

Dekusquad -Shoto: *stares at Shoto with deadpanned looks* .... No.

Shoto: But-

Ochaco: Todoroki-kun, no!

Shoto: .... *shot Mina a look*

Mina: *sees Shoto staring at her* .... *remembers that one time Shoto asked her to teach him a couple of stuff that are normal for teenagers that he unfortunately missed out on / isn't aware of*

(I swear to god- Hey! To Unchanging Trash Dad Enji AU! *made up* I will- ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)

CY: *censored me due to the chances of the T word I've already used*

Violet: Don't forget-

(Hush. No one needs to know that. :)

Mina: *snaps her fingers as she recalled that day* *looks towards Shoto then gave him a thumbs up* Go for it!

The rest of 1-A: *confused by this*

Shoto: *deep breath in* ... *and out* ... *looks to Ochaco then with a stoic look* Todoroki-kun, yes.

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Shoto: .... *looks to Mina* Did I do it right?

Mina: Well... It's a start! A couple more lessons on "Being a Teen", and pretty soon, you, my dear Frosty Prince, will know what being a teen is really like.

Shoto: ... *nods then turns back to the screen*

The rest of 1-A: .... *imagines Shoto with a Mina-like personality* *cringes but if that's what Shoto wants* ....

Katsuki POV: HELL NO! Raccoon Eyes is annoying enough already!

(Meanwhile... With the UA staff... (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

Mic: *laughing his ass off*

Aizawa: *peacefully watching his students, unaware that Mic was struggling to breathe due to laughing too hard*

Violet: *getting hugged by Himiko* Yup.

CY: *sips tea* Hmm.

Violet and CY: This is normal./It's good to be back. *looks at each other* *shrugs as this was expected from me:)*

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(Did you have fun? (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

(I had fun. (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

F!Y/N: *nodding* Continue.

(Sorry for not posting for weeks- I mean months straight ehehehe.... (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

(Some things happened... (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

M!Y/N: Like what?

( Oh, I don't know. Maybe something called school? (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

M!Y/N: Don't we all.

(I'm pretty sure that at least one of you, ONE of you guys are already an adult. )

F!Y/N: We cannot confirm nor deny.

Violet: Woah, guys look at the word count.

CY: Huh. Guess thats what happens when you forcibly stop yourself from writing inorder to have time to write your lectures.

(And I'm proud of it. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Word count: 15050

Violet: How beautiful.

(Beautiful indeed. (￣⁠ ᴗ￣)

CY: And a pain to write....

M!Y/N: A pain to wait for too.

F!Y/N: Hmm! *nod*

(Edit: So I kinda used a different app when I make the chapters just in case Wattpad decided to pull the not so funny prank of DELETING my progress. ◉⁠‿⁠◉)

(The app has a word count too and it said 16,200 words but then I transferred it here but it's missing more than a thousand words- like- WHY? (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

The real word count since I decided to add a few more sentences to the reactions I haven't thought of before: 15283

(Bye, M!Y/N, F!Y/N. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

(See you in a couple more weeks or unfortunately months... Again. (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

(Also reminder: Eri will be sitting with you guys in the next Chapter. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

(Why the hell did my keyboard autocorrected Eri as Eric? Like who even is Eric? I don't know any Eric. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ)

(Well I do know an Erica- ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)

CY: Why are you still writing?

(Ugh- Well-)

CY: You already said bye to them so stop already and get on writing the next Chapter instead -

(Okay, okay. It's bye for real this time-)

CY: Good.

Word Count: 15353

CY: *sigh*