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The Tales of That Turtle!

The Tales of That Turtle!

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Hiya peoplez! So this isn't really a story. Each chapter is a personal experience that I had. Most of them are probably going to be funny, embarrassing or just plain random stuff! So everything that I post DID actually happen!So your kinda learning more stuff about me in a way.Hope ya like my crazy life! :P~~Parker~~…

Fangirl In Process Log

Fangirl In Process Log

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I'm making this more for myself than anything but I figured it'd be interesting if I post it.…

Freaks and Geeks (1D Punk! AU)

Freaks and Geeks (1D Punk! AU)

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Everyone knows the typical cliche fanfiction.Romance, drama, bullies everywhere.Everyone knows the typical cliche school.Bullies, jocks, stupid blondes, nerds, bad boys, loners. You get the picture.But this is not a typical anything.There are bullies but she just finds them annoying.There is drama- Nevermind I'm lying... Maybe....But romance? Yeah- no. Never in a million years.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lydiann Teasdale is a victim of 'bullying'. Can I call it bullying? She's not hurt or depressed with their words. She's just annoyed. So nevermind Lydiann is not bullied.She is a loner though.Her whole school thinks she's diseased-ridden.They think she's a teacher's pet.Well just because she's friends with them doesn't mean that she's their 'pet'!She's a straight A student.They call her a nerd, she calls them dumb. The bullies have a horrible sense of speech so the word fits even better.They call her emo due to her always covering her wrists with bandages, long sleeves, or bracelets.But that's not it at all.They don't know her!They don't know her at home!They don't know her physically! Or emotionally!They don't know.... They don't know....So many 'They don't know's.So how in the world when her school gets renovated and her schoolmates and Lydiann have to move to a new school does she finally get known!?How in the world did the dumb bullies let her be?How in the world did she finally find friends?And how in the world did she turn the baddest group of boys in West London High soft!?…

To All My Readers And Followers
Carry On My Wayward Son (HetaOni) :1p! Hetalia x OC x 2p! Hetalia:

Carry On My Wayward Son (HetaOni) :1p! Hetalia x OC x 2p! Hetalia:

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Caroline Kinsey was just walking from the grocery store when she was hit by a van after chasing a pasta thief, putting her into a coma.Sad right?Tragic right?Pitiful right?Maybe for some people.But what's even more tragic?Being stuck in a mansion with characters and their doppelgangers while being chased by naked monsters.And what's worse?Each of the characters and their doppelgangers are getting butterflies in their stomach when around Caroline.And what's even worse?Caroline doesn't know if this is reality or not.…

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

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Winifred Tucker. Call her Winnie. She hates Winifred. I mean seriously, who calls their child that in this century? It makes her sound like that witch who abused her sisters and ate children's youth. You know, Hocus Pocus? And it does not help she has untamable ginger curls and is from Salem, Massachusetts.Well not anymore. Now she lives in Macon, Georgia, the Heart of Georgia. Literally. I guess you can say it's the Pit of the Peach State. Get it? Because peaches have- Nevermind.Anyway, what are the odds right?What are the odds that Macon (*cough cough* Bacon *cough cough*) is the base of all evil in Georgia? What are the odds that she catches the attention of every supernatural thing in town? What are the odds that she can't have a simple life where she has no idea about the things that go bump in the night? What are the odds that those paranormal creatures are hawt with a capital H and won't leave her the heck alone?Well apparently pretty dang high.…

Beauty's Flaw

Beauty's Flaw

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So I wrote this for a short essay of a tragic hero in English. I felt too proud of the result and I know some people need this. I hope you all enjoy it.…

Pinky Promises (OHSHC Fanfic)

Pinky Promises (OHSHC Fanfic)

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"You're such a baby!""How old are you!?""Pinky promises are for children!"Hanako trusts in pinky promises. She believes that if the pinkies aren't linked then the deal won't cooperate.And it all started with two pinkies linking.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hanako Fujioka is the younger sister of Haruhi Fujioka.Best friend of Yasuchika Haninozuka and Satoshi Morinozuka.And then she meets the famous host club.What could go wrong?....... I jinxed it didn't I?…

Little Ginger (Kamigami no Asobi)

Little Ginger (Kamigami no Asobi)

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Zeus wanted to teach the gods humanity and the love that can come with it.Whether it be romance love or protective family love.Why not add both?Anna Marie is her name. She's five years old with beautiful, sea blue eyes and orange hair. And she's here to teach the gods about humanity with Yui KisanagiWho said gingers have no souls?…

Song Parodies

Song Parodies

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Some song parodies that I made. NO STEALING!!!…

Eine Kleine (OHSHC/KagePro AU)

Eine Kleine (OHSHC/KagePro AU)

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Claudette and Clarence Nekozawa are the legally adopted siblings of Umehito Nekozawa and Kirimi Nekozawa. But you can call them Seleste and Sebastian. They are 15 and supposed to be first years in the elite school, Ouran Academy. But of course being the maid, butler, and bodyguards of the heir to Nekozawa Industries they have to be by their master's side always.And follow every order.No matter the command.What will this Kuudere and Tsundere do?I DON'T OWN OHSHC OR MEKAKUCITY ACTORS/KAGEROU PROJECT.AYANO AND SHINTARO ARE TWINS AND HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES.P.S. THE MEKAKUSHI-DAN DON'T HAVE POWERS, THEY JUST HAVE RED EYES.…

Bite Me (1D/ldshadowlady Vampire Fan Fiction)

Bite Me (1D/ldshadowlady Vampire Fan Fiction)

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Why can't I have a normal life? Or at least go back to my old one! Getting kidnapped by 5 vampires is NOT on my agenda but yet I was. How unlucky is that? I was innocently coming home from one of the best concerts known to man. The band? Black Veil Brides. I EVEN DRESSED UP LIKE ANDY FOR THE OCCASION!!! WITH HIS WAR PAINT AND EVERYTHING!! But noooooo.... I had to get kidnapped . FML. But one thing's for sure.... I'm going to make their lives hell for ruining the best day ever and that is a promise. So Bite Me.----------------------------------Lizzie Wells was coming home from an BVB concert. Best day of her life. But all things come to an end. She gets kidnapped by vampires and not the kind in My Chemical Romance's song. Nasty bloodsucking demons ruining her fun. She has been bullied all her life for the colors she wore and her music taste. But she has had enough so what happens when 5 boys kidnap her for her blood? Let's just say 'Good Luck Lads!'…

Blessing Or A Curse? (One Direction Ghost FF)

Blessing Or A Curse? (One Direction Ghost FF)

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Bella Bane is just a normal little girl... kinda. On the outside she looks as innocent as a baby, but when you look deeper you find a hyper, lazy, bubbly, loud, awkward, and mischievous girl. People call her wierd but she just replies by singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. How queer...She has moved from a small town in Virginia, America to London, England. HUGE difference. When she gets to her new new house she befriends 5 ghosts who live there. Check that off her bucket list and add that to her flaws!But maybe it won't be a flaw.Maybe it'll be something right.…

Disguises (One Direction AU)

Disguises (One Direction AU)

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"Illusion is needed to disguise the emptiness within." ~Arthur EricksonYou know what's weird?Having 6 shadows.You know what's weirder?5 of your shadows can interact with things.You know what's weirdest?Those 5 shadows kidnap you.…

All Questions Shall Be Answered, Young Padawans

All Questions Shall Be Answered, Young Padawans

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So, this is a story- well really it's not a story it's more of a Q/A type thing. ANYWHOOOOO, so just comment below and I shall answer every question. Yeah, I know I kinda got the idea from @Claire_201 so the IDEA goes to her while the QUESTIONS come from you and I'm the one with the ANSWERS. Any question, any at all! Step right up and... throw a ball? I don't know I'm not good with this stuff. :/…

The Baker Girl (1D Niall Horan Fan Fiction) ON HOLD

The Baker Girl (1D Niall Horan Fan Fiction) ON HOLD

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Lily Mae is an assisstant cook in a fancy hotel. Many celebrities check in, sleep over, eat her own food that she made, and check out. It's the same every day. But one day One Direction checks in. They order a lot and I repeat A LOT of food. But on one order they want her to come up to personally thank her on her cooking. They were doing a Twitter cam at the time and they purposefully show her with them calling her 'The Baker Girl'. When she leaves, Niall leaves the room to eat his food in peace and Harry jokes, the other boys going along with it, but the fans take it seriously. Lily Mae has to date Niall for the hate to stop on her Internet accounts. What is she actually falls in love with him? Who is it? What will happen? Love, humor, pranks, we'd all be dead by the time I finished.…