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𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
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PUBLIC BOMBACLAT SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
We're here boss

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
So guys I finished the BL manhwa
It was T T 😮‍💨

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Oh my gawd
CLEAR DA ERA CLEAR DA ERA
We've yassified you
What was it about

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
It's about this Korean guy moving to
England where he meets this hot British guy named smith or some shit

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
Next thing you know the Korean guy is getting backshots in the alleyway 🙆🏼
🙇🏻‍♂️

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
I'm not gay
I'm just broadening my range
of expertise

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Ok
Whatever fruits your loops princess.

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
LOL
FRUITS YOUR LOOPS

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
I'm stealing this.

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Your gay yeah your gay

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
And I'm okay with that.
Lol you can do jumping jacks
on my D anytime

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
NO OIKAWA THAT IS TOO FAR

𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮

𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮
Oikawa?
This treacherous thing that you just commented?
May the lord be with you.

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
Nooo
I'm so sorry iwaizumi

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
No cause this is getting out of hand
I feel like I should file for sexual assault

𝗬𝗼𝘂
You're a victim

𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗮
Now if we're really speaking this is actually sexual harassment cause he
didn't touch you in any way.

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Shut the fuck up four eyes

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
Exactly no one asked you

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
"Now if we're really speaking" headass 🙄

𝗬𝗼𝘂
NO CUS WHY ARE
YALL BULLYING HIM!

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Shut the fuck up Y/N too

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Ouuu tell me what to do again daddy

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
😳
Shut the fuck up whore 😏

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Y/N!

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Sorry—
I just love it when guys—

𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗮
Both of you stfu
You guys are dumb asf
Not on my level
I can't wait to see you guys begging me
for a job in the future from the way you won't pass your midterms.

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
Oh my gosh
Don't say that

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
Lol but imagine having sex
with a British guy.

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
And he says
"YOU LOIKE THIS FOCKIN COCK."
While in missionary

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
He slaps your arse cheeks and says
YOU LOIKE THIS FOCKIN COCK YOU SLAG!

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
And she finna be like
Oh great heavens fock me more Patrick

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
Them backshots finna have the tea cups falling everywhere.

𝗬𝗼𝘂
I'm screaming
Without the 's'

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
Pardon

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Lord have mercy on my soul

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Y/N always gotta be on some thot shit

𝗬𝗼𝘂
British lads are so hot
im sorry babe x

𝗬𝗼𝘂

Like I'd let Tom Holland give me backshots any day

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
I know them back shots finna sound like the Taliban war whaaaaat?

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
Dangerouss tings mi tell ya

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Whaaaaat?
Amen to that

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Whore

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Anyways where's my babes kiyoko

𝗬𝗼𝘂

𝗞𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼
Urm—

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
Call her your babes
again and I'll kill you

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Tanaka you daredevil

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Anyways kiyoko you
don't speak anymore

𝗞𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼
Because idk what say
What's all this about fucking
a British guy?

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
None of that matters sweetheart
Let's return back to our conversation
that kuroo rudely interrupted

𝗞𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼

𝗬𝗼𝘂
EW KIYOKO
DONT POST THAT

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
City girls down by one point

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
EWWW
you're in love tanaka ew

𝗬𝗼𝘂
WE DONT LOVE MEN ROUND HERE
You're better than this
You're a strong independent woman

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Aye didn't you want backshots
from Tom Holland tho 🧐

𝗞𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼
LMAOO Y/N

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
I hope you guys find out that you're
Grandma and grandpa

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
what the fuck Oikawa

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
I hope you guys have a
bad relationship for real

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Like I hope someone takes
Kiyoko away from you

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
Hear dukes
What's wrong with him

𝗜𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶
Honestly
Some bad vibes betty

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Bad vibes people fi dead

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
I already said if anyone of you guys gets into a relationship I'm praying on your down fall for real

𝗞𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼
Wow

𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗮
Do you ever wonder why you're single?
Like do you ever think oh maybe IM the problem?

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
Shut the fuck up Tsukishima
You get no punani

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
Relax bro
Not too hard on my student.

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
This is why you
don't do relationships guys.
Relationships will kill you.
Akaashi 54:70 "Chop life don't make life chop you."

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Okay pastor Toby

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Cause who the fuck died and made you the reverend of this place?

𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮
Can we talk about how tanaka and kiyoko's relationship aren't talked about enough?

𝗞𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼

Chile anyways

𝗞𝗮𝗴𝘀
Honestly I agree
You guys are always together after training

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
Oh my gosh fuck off

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Swageyama this is how ik you're a creep
Why you watching them so much

𝗞𝗮𝗴𝘀
Shut up

𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼
It's true tho
I lowkey be stalking you guys after our training matches
Then I go cry to Akaashi because I'm single

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
El o el

𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮
Y'all are inner
Anyways
Off we go kiyoko

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Awwwe

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Y/N let's go speak in private

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Coming babe

𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮
OH MY GOSH
JUST BREAK UP ALREADY

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼
Erm no
That's my 4lifer right there 🤞🏻

𝗬𝗼𝘂
Purrrr
Cause it's really me and kuroo 5 life <3

𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶
Anyways
Peace out ✌🏻

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