↬ 𝟻𝟿. 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰

sō inuoka added tobio kageyama, tetsurō kuroo, kōtarō bokuto, kenma kozume, keiji akaashi, lev haiba, atsumu miya, osamu miya, kiyoko shimizu, shōyō hinata, hitoka yachi, kaori suzumeda and yukie shirofuku to the groupchat

tetsurō kuroo
inuoka, what's this?

lev haiba
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER
GROUPCHAT

lev haiba
I FEEL SO LOVED

sō inuoka
a groupchat

tetsurō kuroo
yes i saw that, but what for?

sō inuoka renamed the groupchat to we need a groupsname

sō inuoka
to come up with a way for
kageyama-kun to officially
ask y/n to be his

sō inuoka
'cause we're all aware that
y/n will never do that, and
kageyama is way too
awkward for that, so we have
to help

kōtarō bokuto
AHHH YES THAT'S SUCH A
GOOD IDEA INUOKA-KUN!

sō inuoka
i know, thanks

tobio kageyama renamed the groupchat to mission impossible १✌˚◡˚✌५

shōyō hinata
LMAO HELP

tobio kageyama
what the hell is he doing
here?

sō inuoka
oh shit i think i added him on
accident

sō inuoka
let me remove him, brb

shōyō hinata
NO WHY :((

tobio kageyama
you're not friends with
y/n, you dipshit

shōyō hinata
BUT I CAN HELP

tobio kageyama
no

sō inuoka removed shōyō hinata from the groupchat

tetsurō kuroo
rip hinata

kōtarō bokuto
you'll never be forgotton

kōtarō bokuto
my poor pupil

atsumu miya
wait wait wait wait

atsumu miya
wait a second

tobio kageyama
what?

atsumu miya
we're ALL at nationals
together, right ?? so we're
all in the same stadium ??

tetsurō kuroo
yes

atsumu miya
SO WHY HAVEN'T WE MET
ANYONE YET AND ARE Y'ALL
TEXTING US WHY WE COULD
MEET EACH OTHER IN PERSON

sō inuoka
we'll be doing that later while
everyone can be there okay?

sō inuoka
because there is no time for
us to meet up as a group
without y/n knowing since
like every girl is going to hang
out with us too

tetsurō kuroo
smart thinking

atsumu miya
OH okay

atsumu miya
fair enough

tobio kageyama
hinata is begging me to be
added back because he
really wants to help with
the secret mission too

tobio kageyama
tanaka and nishinoya too

sō inuoka
but they're not even a part
of her friend group so what's
the point

tobio kageyama
that's what i've been
telling them

tetsurō kuroo
daichi just texted me that
they'll snitch if they don't
get added

keiji akaashi
it'll be so fucking chaotic if
we added them

osamu miya
we're ten minutes in and we
haven't even come up with a
plan yet

tetsurō kuroo
just add them

tobio kageyama
yeah just add them, it's
fine. we'll kick them if they
can't behave themselves

sō inuoka
alright

sō inuoka added shōyō hinata, ryūnosuke tanaka and yū nishinoya to the groupchat

ryūnosuke tanaka
THANK YOU

shōyō hinata
THANKS GUYS THIS IS
GONNA BE FUN

keiji akaashi
i guess they earned their spot
because they love miraculous
ladybug too, or something

keiji akaashi
y/n likes that too, right?

sō inuoka
yeah but we have to get to
the point

kenma kozume
why am i literally added to
every damn groupchat

kenma kozume
i couldn't care less

sō inuoka
it's to get kageyama and y/n
together

kenma kozume
i care so fucking much about
this

kenma kozume
ok moving on

tetsurō kuroo
where are the girls?

ryūnosuke tanaka
kiyoko and yachi are with y/n,
so i think fukurodani's managers
are with them too

sō inuoka
oh, that sucks

osamu miya
i can try to get them to see
their phones

atsumu miya
and how will you do that?

osamu miya
facetiming her

osamu miya
i'm sure she wants to see me
so why not facetime her and
make sure i hold up a
conversation with her with the
sentence 'oh, we'll meet up later!'

kōtarō bokuto
osamu, ur so smart 🥺

kōtarō bokuto
almost making me tear up

shōyō hinata
SMAAARRRTTTTT

tobio kageyama
shut the fuck up

osamu miya
calling her rn

tetsurō kuroo
cool

yukie shirofuku
guys why are you all spamming
this groupchat so much?

keiji akaashi
we're giving you girls five minutes
to read all the bullshit in this
chat before we move on to the
next phase.

keiji akaashi
actually making a plan

kōtarō bokuto
i love you akaashi

keiji akaashi
okay

kiyoko shimizu
okay, we'll be starting now

yū nishinoya
aaaah she's so pretty🥺

ryūnosuke tanaka
I LOVE HER SO MUCH

tobio kageyama
fucking simps

kenma kozume
couldn't be me

tetsurō kuroo
i'm waiting for the day that you'll
simp for someone, kenma

kenma kozume
you'll be dead by then

tetsurō kuroo
i'll be watching you from above

kenma kozume
creep

tetsurō kuroo
you know me

sō inuoka
kageyama, you're lying, because
you're simping for a girl too😩

tobio kageyama
shut up

tobio kageyama
i didn't ask for this

kōtarō bokuto
but we're giving it to you anyway!

ryūnosuke tanaka
yeah, otherwise you'd never
get a girlfriend, kageyama!
we're all doing you a favour

sō inuoka
still no idea why you guys are
added, but sure thing

yū nishinoya
because we love miraculous
ladybug and we want y/n-chan
and kageyama to get together

kōtarō bokuto
fair enough

tetsurō kuroo
not really, but fine

kenma kozume
why are we even here

lev haiba
to come up with a plan, right?

keiji akaashi
the five minutes are done, so
i hope the girls are ready

kiyoko shimizu
yes we are

sō inuoka
is y/n still talking to osamu?

atsumu miya
yes >:(

osamu miya
of course she is

osamu miya
she likes me more than she
likes atsumu and now he's
sitting in a corner madly

tobio kageyama
sucks to be you

tobio kageyama
she loves me😛😋😋

tetsurō kuroo
lmao since when are you so
confident?

tobio kageyama
no fucking idea

tobio kageyama
i'm actually fucking scared

atsumu miya
i'd be scared too

sō inuoka
don't be, y/n ain't that scary

keiji akaashi
guys, we have to come up
with a plan for them to get
together instead of talking
about nonsense

keiji akaashi
does someone have a plan?

atsumu miya
give her flowers

shōyō hinata
just ask her to be yours

tobio kageyama
hinata, you're literally no
help so why are you here

shōyō hinata
I'M STILL THINKING KAGEYAMA

tobio kageyama
think faster

lev haiba
what does she like? what shows?

tobio kageyama
she's a bakugo simp🤨

shōyō hinata
kageyama is jealous of some
2d character

tobio kageyama
am not

hitoka yachi
breaking the fourth wall i see

yukie shirofuku
lmao for real

kaori suzumeda
ask her out like one of the
characters asked each other
out in the show

tobio kageyama
things like that don't
happen in the anime

sō inuoka
why is this kid so fucking stupid

tobio kageyama
you tell me

tobio kageyama
you've known her longer

sō inuoka
kuroo is the one that knows
her the longest

tobio kageyama
then kuroo should come
up with a plan

tetsurō kuroo
wait why am i the one who has
to come up with a plan now

keiji akaashi
you've known her the longest

tetsurō kuroo
that doesn't mean i have any
idea how to ask her out

tobio kageyama
it's a bit more than that,
kuroo-san

tetsurō kuroo
right, you're gonna ask her to
be yours now huh

sō inuoka
that's the plan

keiji akaashi
now we actually need a plan
for that

osamu miya
i can't hold her on the phone
for any longer, so if we need
the girls for this, we need to
come up with a plan soon

atsumu miya
why aren't you helping osamu

osamu miya
are you fucking stupid

tobio kageyama
yes

atsumu miya
i'm not seeing you come up
with a plan!

osamu miya
i'm keeping her company so
the girls don't have to sneak
around with her

atsumu miya
mhm ok then

lev haiba
what if you just asked her
out randomly

lev haiba
how bad would that be

lev haiba
maybe she doesn't want it to
be special

yukie shirofuku
that doesn't sound like such a
bad idea

yukie shirofuku
she seems (not to be rude) like
a pretty simple girl that doesn't
mind it being lowkey i think

tobio kageyama
i'd be too fucking awkward
to do that

kōtarō bokuto
write her a letter :)

kōtarō bokuto
or bake a cake and put the
question on the frosting

keiji akaashi
guys, bokuto is the only one
with ideas and i think that's
pretty rare

tetsurō kuroo
y/n is just boring

sō inuoka
that's true

tobio kageyama
she kinda is

tobio kageyama
but it's never boring to
text with her

tetsurō kuroo
what if you ask her other number
neighbour to text her with the
question 'do you want to date
kageyama?'

osamu miya
but what if it's some creep

tetsurō kuroo
well, you check first of course

tetsurō kuroo
but if it's a nice person, why
not do it?

kenma kozume
he has a point

sō inuoka
tbh that could work

keiji akaashi
it's how they became friends
in the first place, so i think it's
a great idea

tobio kageyama
so i have to text y/n her
other number neighbour,
chat some with them to
get to know them, and then
ask them if they want to
text y/n, hold up a
conversation, and then
ask her the big question? lol

kōtarō bokuto
THAT'S SUCH A CUTE IDEA

kenma kozume
kuroo did come up with an
idea now

lev haiba
true

tetsurō kuroo
yes because i'm just that awesome

sō inuoka
debatable

yū nishinoya
imagine if it's oikawa that's
her other number neighbour

tobio kageyama
i'm not going to do it
if it's him

tobio kageyama
i fucking hate him

keiji akaashi
it's probably not him

tobio kageyama
better not be

kōtarō bokuto
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

kōtarō bokuto
TEXT THAT PERSON, KAGEYAMA

kaori suzumeda
we girls are in for this!

osamu miya
okay y/n is getting back to
the girls now

osamu miya
but there's a plan so that's cool

atsumu miya
too bad that i'm not her number
neighbour

atsumu miya
i'd steal her from kageyama

tobio kageyama
fuck off atsumu

tetsurō kuroo
well we do have a plan now,
so i think the first thing that
kageyama has to do, is text
y/n her other number neighbour

sō inuoka
yup that's what needs to be
done first

tobio kageyama
kinda scary

kōtarō bokuto
I THINK IT'S VERY EXCITING

keiji akaashi
just start up a random
conversation. i'm sure it'll be
just fine, kageyama

tobio kageyama
yeah it probably will

tobio kageyama
but it's getting close and
i'm a bit afraid that y/n
doesn't want to be with me

sō inuoka
you're kidding, right?

tetsurō kuroo
you don't have to be scared
about that, son

tetsurō kuroo
she's head over heels for you

sō inuoka
can confirm

kenma kozume
i second that

tobio kageyama
mhm

tobio kageyama
i'll text her other number
buddy now

kōtarō bokuto
YEAH YOU GO KAGEYAMA-KUN!

keiji akaashi
good luck

tobio kageyama
thanks

tobio kageyama
see you in a bit

sō inuoka
yeh see ya

lev haiba
good luck kageyama!!!

lev haiba
and hey osamu-san

osamu miya
what's up?

lev haiba
how was y/n when she
facetimed you?

atsumu miya
don't even start

tetsurō kuroo
lmao

atsumu miya
she was way too excited
about it >:(

osamu miya
'cause i'm awesome

atsumu miya
no

lev haiba
hahahahahahah

sō inuoka
oh he's evil

lev haiba
yeah you better watch out,
cuz i'll take your spot in a
while too >:)

sō inuoka
yeah, no

sō inuoka
not happening

sō inuoka
bye

sō inuoka removed lev haiba from the groupchat

a / n : IT HAS ALMOST 2000 WORDS LMAO WHAT WAS I THINKING— well at least you have something to read now LMAO. hope you enjoyed and have a nice day! <3

i'm gonna continue to rewatch haikyuu with my friend today >:) we're at s2 with the tokyo training camp so thats exciting cuz it's probably my favorite part of the anime lol i love myself some good 'OYAOYAOYA' moment😋✌🏼

OKAY BYE NO ONE PROBABLY CARES ABOUT THIS HELP </3