↬ 𝟻𝟺. 𝚢/𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑
𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺/𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩

y/n !!
i don't like our team

y/n !!
and me as a manager

y/n !!
but then the whole team

kuroo🦈
excuse you why the sudden
hate towards our AMAZING
team ??

kenmaaa
wow

inubitch
HOW DARE YOU

lev ^^
y/n-chan that's so rude—

lev ^^
but coming from you, you
probably have a good point
for it !!

inubitch
stfu cheese lips

kuroo🦈
BAHAHAHAHAHAHH

kuroo🦈
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
FROM

inubitch
well

inubitch
yaku said 'jeez lev' and
something else after that
idk becuz lev sucks at
receiving. but yeh he was
laying on the floor but i
thought yaku said cheese
lips and now i want to
call lev cheese lips

kuroo🦈
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kuroo🦈
THAT'S AMAZING

lev ^^
oh :(

lev ^^
rude ??

lev ^^
i guess

y/n !!
HSJSKSKD INUBITCH I
DIDN'T KNOW YOU
COULD BE FUNNY

y/n !!
normally i'm the one

lev ^^
oh—

y/n !!
sorry lev but this is
kinda funny

lev ^^
probably

bastard
what the hell

bokuto<3
yeah what the hEll

bokuto<3
omg hEEEYY KAGEYAMAAA

bastard
hello bokuto

y/n !!
omg all my besties are
here🥺

y/n !!
no wait we miss someone

inubitch
who

y/n !!
AKAAASHIIIII

y/n !!
the loml

kuroo🦈
ouch

bastard
oh🥸

bokuto<3
DID HE JUST

inubitch
OOOOHHHOOOHHH

akaashi :)
i heard my name

y/n !!
HI AKAASHI

akaashi :)
hey y/n-chan

bastard
you're the love of her life

inubitch
someone's jealous

lev ^^
NOT ME

bastard
it ain't me

inubitch
yes it's you

bastard
no

y/n !!
why would he be jealous

inubitch
cuz y'all clearly like each
other and you just said
that akaashi is the love
of your life

y/n !!
i don't like anyone🥸

bokuto<3
yeh you keep saying that

kuroo🦈
but it's not true

akaashi :)
can confirm

y/n !!
anyway the reason why
i said that i don't like
our team is because
other teams are cooler

inubitch
oh here comes the rant

kuroo🦈
sigh

bastard
hey y/n, kuroo types sigh
out loud too

kuroo🦈
it's fun isn't it?

bastard
sure is kuroo-san

y/n !!
i mean fukurodani has
one of the top five best
aces with an amazing
team and setter

bokuto<3
OHHH THAT'S MEEEEEE

bokuto<3
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME

akaashi :)
we know

y/n !!
karasuno has a setter
that's literally god like
with his sets, those sets
so accurate it scares the
hell out of me when
someone hits them and
especially that weird
quick attack he and
hinata pull off

inubitch
she's so in looovveee~

kenmaaa
oh for sure

akaashi :)
i like how she just called
kageyama a god

bastard
i feel awkward

bastard
help

inubitch
lmao

y/n !!
inarizaki has the miya
twins and atsumu is
AND a good setter AND
has an amazing serve.
plus they have a great
captain that's something
great too

inubitch
sounds like you've got a
crush on miya atsumu

kuroo🦈
i feel like osamu is more
her type

inubitch
what makes you think that?

kuroo🦈
idk i just have a feeling

y/n !!
and then you've got
shiratorizawa with an
amazing player too, i
mean he's in the top 3
so even better than
bokuto. oh and some
weird ass guy with red
hair that creeps me out
but is good too

bastard
can confirm

y/n !!
and then you've got us

y/n !!
just nekoma

y/n !!
like inubitch why aren't
you a prodigy like
kageyama or something

y/n !!
or why don't we have
an amazing captain

kuroo🦈
EXCUSE YOU

kuroo🦈
why do you think so low of us

kuroo🦈
our team functions right

kuroo🦈
we function very well as a
team. we have great defence
and great blockers if i say so
myself

kuroo🦈
we have an amazing setter
with the amazing ability to
figure another team out,
and who knows when to
set to the right person. we
have an amazing libero,
great spikers, and we're
good at receiving

kuroo🦈
we might not have someone
that's a prodigy like
kageyama is as a setter, or
an ace like bokuto that
scores almost every damn
point, but we do have an
amazing team with great
abilities and a team with a
good defence

kuroo🦈
one good person doesn't
mean that your team will
be good, too

kuroo🦈
we will win too

kuroo🦈
as a team

kuroo🦈
cause we let our mind work

y/n !!
wow now i realised i sound
so mean i'm sorry😭

bastard
i agree with kuroo-san.
karasuno and nekoma aren't
the same, heck we're totally
different. but yet even
though we have amazing
players, karasuno hasn't yet
won one single match against
nekoma this year

bastard
nekoma is very good, y/n,
you just have to look closely
instead of only looking at
the ones that jump out

akaashi :)
like bokuto

akaashi :)
he just likes to show off so
that's why you see he's
awesome

bokuto<3
hey :(

bokuto<3
i AM awesome

akaashi :)
see?

akaashi :)
but nekoma doesn't show
off with people, and that's
fine too. they're still good

y/n !!
you all are right

y/n !!
i just feel like i'm not
doing a really good job
at this manager stuff
either and when i talked
with yukie, kaori, kiyoko
and yachi, they're all
doing so good and really
help their team and i'm
like well yeah i can't do
shit bc i have no idea
what i'm doing

inubitch
you're doing your best and
you help us out, whether
you realise it or not

kenmaaa
yeah

kuroo🦈
you do, y/n

inubitch
you're like the lucky charm
in miraculous ladybug :)

y/n !!
oh🥺🥺

y/n !!
sorry i didn't mean to be
so mean about our team
but i just felt like i failed
or something idk bc ...
idk i thought being a
good team was having
someone AMAZINGLY
GOOD like tobio on ur
team and we don't and
idk i'm just stupid wbk
lol✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

kuroo🦈
yeah well you are stupid

inubitch
that's a fact

kuroo🦈
but don't be mean to our
team ever again you dipshit

kuroo🦈
or i'll kick you off the team

y/n !!
yes pls

inubitch
excuse you

bastard
lmao

akaashi :)
she'll leave you guys, move to
miyagi and goes to karasuno
instead to be their manager

y/n !!
oh doesn't seem like
a bad idea

inubitch
that way she can be close
to her boyfriend <3

bastard
who now?😀

kuroo🦈
that's you, dumb fuck

bastard
didn't know i had a girlfriend

bastard
this is some new information
for me

y/n !!
for me too

inubitch
y'all don't know it yet but
you're girlfriend and boyfriend

y/n !!
since, uh, when?

inubitch
since the very first moment
y'all met lmfao

kuroo🦈
no over text too

inubitch
i think you're right

bokuto<3
Y/N-CHAN & TOBIO-KUN
SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G !!!!!

bastard
oh no

bokuto <3
FIRST COMES LOVE THEN
COMES MARRIAGE, THEN
COMES BABY IN A BABY
CARRIAGE!

y/n !!
bokuto i'm too young
for babies

akaashi :)
you're not denying that
it's with kageyama so i
think that's a win for the
group

y/n !!
akaashi i thought you
were on my side

bokuto<3
he has never been

inubitch
nope we're all here for
the y/nxtobio content

bastard
the fuck

y/n !!
i'm leaving this bs so bye

y/n !!
PLUS I HAVE A TINY CRUSH
ON MIYA OSAMU ANYWAY

kuroo🦈
I KNEW IT

inubitch
crap you were really right

y/n !!
LOL BYE

kuroo🦈
of course i am

inubitch
i think osamu-san is more
her type too yeah now that
i think about it

kuroo🦈
BUT HEY DON'T LEAVE

bastard
rip

kenmaaa
oh oh

bokuto<3
poor tobio-kun😔

bastard
nah it's fine, i don't like
her in that way anyway
hahahaha we're best friends

bastard
nothing more

bastard
i'm with atsumu rn so i can
even talk to him for osamu's
number if y/n wants

akaashi :)
i can feel the hurt

kuroo🦈
aw no tobio-kun...

bastard
nothing to be all 'aw' about
when i don't feel any different

bastard
but gtg, practice starts

bastard
bye

lev ^^
HI SORRY I WAS ABSENT
I WAS SHOWERING WHAT
DID I MISS

inubitch
nothing important

inubitch
but if you wanna know,
read back

lev ^^
oh oki

kenmaaa
lol

a / n : this chapter is so long lmao it's 1400 words or something 🦈 i had no chill while writing this and i can tell you that there are more chapters like this coming✨ fun

OH !! and to make it clear; i do not think about nekoma this way !! i saw this in the comments on some insta post (that i can't find anymore cuz i wrote this like a week ago) so i decided to use it as a chapter what leads to the last part of this chapter with the miya twins and the tobio thing tehehehe

so yeah i love nekoma and they're one of my fave teams so :) don't worry, not my real thoughts, just for the chapter🦑

M'KAY BYE