3:46 pm | captn squad

[Daddy added gimmeattention]

Milkbread
If the crow can add emotional support then I can too

[Milkbread added Iwa]

Iwa
Fuck you

Milkbread
You've got that covered

Teru
Hah g a y

Milkbread
Stfu

Wakkun
Please be nice to each other

Milkbread
Ew it's him

Wakkun
Do not 'ew' me

gimmeattention
What is this where am I ya'll are scaring me

Bokutowl
(Y/N)!

gimmeattention
Boku!

Kuroona
Ayo

gimmeattention
*awkward bi fingerguns*

Daddy
Welcome to the captain groupchat

gimmeattention
Awww thx daddy

Milkbread
Huh

Daddy?

Wakkun
Who's that

gimmeattention
I just fell down the stairs and spilled my coffee lol

It's really hot and probably burning my skin heh

Iwa
What the hell

gimmeattention
Hi, I'm (Y/N)

Do you guys know that video of Travis Scott falling but with autotune?

Bokutowl
OMG YES

Kuroona
I couldn't stop laughing for a solid five minutes when I first saw it

gimmeattention
It's the reason why I fell down the stairs

Also–

Teru
No, stop

gimmeattention
（┬┬＿┬┬）

Teru
Ah no shit wait no being sad

gimmeattention
(≡^∇^≡)

Teru
Okay good

Now, who are you?

gimmeattention
Like I said, (Y/N) (L/N)

Milkbread
I don't like you

gimmeattention
Ew a toxic turd

Iwa
PFFFF–

Milkbread
Iwa-chan!

Kuroona
I love this girl

gimmeattention
Lyt bby

Kuroona
( ͡°⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ⁄ʖ⁄ ⁄ ͡°)

Teru
Do you play volleyball or smth...?

gimmeattention
Nah, I'm so unathletic it's embarassing

But I like watching it

Kuroona
Mostly because of the players' thighs

Daddy
She loves thighs

gimmeattention
You didn't have to call me out like that

Teru
Damn

gimmeattention
Now, everybody please give me your names!

I need to simp

One after the other, please

Teru
Alright I'm Terushima Yuuji

Wakkun
Ushijima Wakatoshi

Bokutowl
You too Oink

Milkbread
No

Iwa
He's Oikawa Tooru

I'm Iwaizumi Hajime

Kuroona
Give her a second

She's prolly drooling

Bokutowl
I bet the first thing she's gonna send is thighs

Daddy
Yeah, probably

Iwa
Uuuuuhm ok...?

gimmeattention
T h i g h s

Bokutowl
I KNEW IT!

gimmeattention
👁👅👁

Nom nom

Milkbread
What's wrong with you

gimmeattention
I take back everything I said, Milkbreadboy

You pretty fucker

Looking all fine like that

You deserve a better name

[gimmeattention changed Milkbread's username to fabtrash]

fabtrash
Look Iwa-chan! I'm fabulous!

Iwa
Huh

gimmeattention
Iwa-chan oh Iwa-chan

I'd totally let you top

Iwa
...

Daddy
...

Kuroona
...

Bokutowl
...

Milkbread
...

gimmeattention
You know, that's a really rare thing for me to say

[gimmeattention changed Iwa's username to lookatthoseARMS]

lookatthoseARMS
Uhm...

Thanks

Tooru
You made him blush!

No!

He's mine!

gimmeattention
We could share...?

fabtrash

...

gimmeattention
Y'know like...?

lookatthoseARMS
...

Teru
Holy shit dude, you're thirsty

gimmeattention
Teru!

You're hot!

Like really hot!

Teru
So I could top too?

gimmeattention
Nah

Ushi~

Wakkun
Yes?

Teru
What? But I'm totally a top?!

gimmeattention
Silence, bottom

Ushi, spike me like you spike those volleyballs

Kuroona
EYE–

Bokutowl
PFFAAAA

Wakkun
That isn't healthy

gimmeattention
Doesn't matter

Also, those LEGS

DAMN BOI

Wakkun
Thank you, (Y/N)

gimmeattention
No problem, daddy

Daddy
Wait no! That's my name!

gimmeattention
Hush, other daddy

I'll call you wathever I want

Teru
I'm a top!

Kuroona
Chill, you're not fooling anyone

gimmeattention
Okay, I'm still soaked in hot coffee and lying on the floor

Daddy
Well then GET UP AND TAKE SOME CARE OF YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE

gimmeattention
Sorry daddy~

There's blood running down my leg lmao

Kuroona
What

How

gimmeattention
Uh well

I kinda?? forgot?? That I put a knife?? On the stairs yesterday?? And fell on it??

Bokutowl
But why did you put a knife on the stairs

gimmeattention
Idk, I felt like it

Bokutowl
That's creepy

gimmeattention
Well yeah, that's kind of the whole point

Teru
Holy shit are you ok?

Iwa
Is it bleeding a lot?

gimmeattention
Nah it's fine

Just got the floor a little bloody

fabtrash
I'm actually worried

Aren't your parents home?

gimmeattention
They're at work

Wakkun
This late?

gimmeattention
I'm from ✨ g e r m a n y ✨

Teru
I'm more worried for your mental state

R u ok?

gimmeattention
No lol

Oh hey bandages with a little blood on them look kinda cool

I can totally make a look with that

That's gonna look cool

Teru
But be more careful

gimmeattention
Teru baby I love you cutie

Ok I gotta clean up the coffee-blood mixture now, see ya~

fabtrash
Oh wow, that girl needs help

–––––

Daddy - Daichi
fabtrash - Oikawa
LookatthoseARMS - Iwaizumi
Wakkun - Ushijima
Bokutowl - Bokuto
Kuroona - Kuroo