2:05 am | groupchat: trash crows

[She-sus added gimmeattention]

Baldcap
HE ACTUALLY DID IT

noyanoyashit
I'M SO PROUD OF MA MAN

Gucci
Guys, who is this?

She-sus
We were playing truth or dare

And I had to add a random person to the gc

Sorry

Momma
Could you guys stop adding random people?

Daddy
You always end up scaring them anyways

noyanoyashit
But the whole world LOVES us

TsUkKi
I don't love you

noyanoyashit
I can give that right back to you

Gucci
Alright, who changed Tsukki's name again?

Baldcap
Yeah, who changed TsUkKi's Name?

TsUkKi
Shut up

Tweeptweepmothafucka
So aggressive...

gimmeattention
Lmao wtf is this

noyanoyashit
IT HAS SPOKEN

gimmeattention

Momma

Sorry about them

gimmeattention
Haha no problem ya lil shit

Emo-shit-ah
Can we keep it?

gimmeattention
Greetings, my fellow emo

Emo-shit-ah
G'day my friend

gimmeattention
Wanna listen to my chemical romance together?

Emo-shit-ah
Marry me?

okkaren
You're getting married?

Again?

Baldcap
Nah he gay

gimmeattention
Aren't we all?

Milkboi
So, are you a dude or...?

gimmeattention
A worthy lady with all the pink glitter n shit

Tweeptweepmothafucka
I like pink glitter!

noyanoyashit
It's... A girl...

Baldcap
We have been blessed...

Daddy
Don't start with this again

gimmeattention
Oh hey Daddy

Narita
PFFFF-

Gucci
It's getting wild

Momma
He's  b l u s h i n g

gimmeattention
I can make someone blush with a text?

The POWER I HOLD

Emo-shit-ah
Seriously, marry me

gimmeattention
Bring me the papers, babe

But like-

I wanna know who u guys are

Trash crows sound promising

noyanoyashit
We're the gays

She-sus
That's pretty accurate

Evilstepmom
I can't really say anything against that

Baldcap
SHE'S ONLINE

Evilstepmom
I'm online

Hamstercheeks
You're online

Narita
I think she asked for our names

gimmeattention
Ewww a normal username

[gimmeattention changed Narita's name to politefucka]

There we go, now we can talk

politefucka
I... Should I feel complimentet?

gimmeattention
Of course, my son

So-

Names!

[Everybody says their Name, I'm lazy]

Tweeptweepmothafucka – Hinata
Milkboi – Kageyama
Gucci – Yamaguchi
TsUkKi – Tsukkishima
noyanoyashit – Nishinoya
Baldcap – Tanaka
Emo-shit-ah – Ennoshita
okkaren – Kinoshita
Narita – Narita
She-sus – Asahi
Daddy – Daichi
Momma – Suga
Evilstepmom – Kiyoko
Hamstercheeks – Yachi

gimmeattention
Oya oya?

Tweeptweepmothafucka
Oya oya oya?

TsUkKi
You spend too mich time with that damn owl

gimmeattention
I know you guys

Gucci
Really? How?

gimmeattention
You're those japanese volleyball players

The whole country is thirsting for ya'll

Milkboi
Eye–

gimmeattention
Hold up lemme google ya

TsUkKi
Oh no, I feel like you're planning on keeping her

Emo-shit-ah
Of course!

noyanoyashit
She's part of us now!

gimmeattention
👁👄👁

...

Evilstepmom
What is it?

T h i g h s

I don't know where to look

Momma
We're just that hot

Daddy
Suga!

Momma
Daichi!

Hamstercheeks
Shhhhh she's typing

gimmeattention
WHAT ARE YOU SO HOT FOR

EVEN YACHI AND KIYOKO

WHAT

I need some holy water

okkaren
She need sum milk

She-sus
Uh... Thanks?

gimmeattention
Enno

Emo-shit-ah
Yeah?

gimmeattention
Our children are gonna be beautiful

politefucka
He's choking

And mad blushing

gimmeattention
Are all of you hanging out or smth?

Baldcap
We're in school

But no one's paying attention

She-sus
We're bad rolemodels

gimmeattention
Oh right, time zone

Tweeptweepmothafucka
You're from another time zone?

gimmeattention
Yess, Germany

Milkboi
Germany?!

gimmeattention
With the beer, Schnitzel and Lederhosen, you uncultured swine

Milkboi
I know what germany is

Just

Gucci
Isn't it like, really late there?

gimmeattention
It's 2 am lol

Daddy
Go to bed

gimmeattention
Sorry daddy, no can do

Gotta embrace the insomnia

Milkboi
I know some things that can  help with it

Tweeptweepmothafucka
Why

Milkboi
Experience

gimmeattention
Aww thx baby but I don't even wanna sleep

politefucka
Uhm ok?

gimmeattention
Yeah

Evilstepmom
Yeah

Hamstercheeks
Yeah

Gucci
Yeah

Tsukki got caught

The teacher took his phone

gimmeattention
Well then GET OFF YOUR PHONES AND PAY ATTENTION GOD DAMNIT

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU LIKE THIS

Emo-shit-ah
Well sorry

gimmeattention
THEY'RE YOUR CHILDREN TOO ENNO

okkaren
Ok ok we get it

gimmeattention
Good boy