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Dejuan stupid ass used the bathroom and flushed the toilet while I was in here.

"Clap on." He clapped so it can come back on. "Clap off." He clapped again and it went off. That's his favorite part about my house.

I got out the shower, my hair was wet and curly because I just washed it. I brushed my teeth then walked in my closet to choose a outfit.

"Alexa what's the weather today?" I asked. "64° expect cloudy skies." She said. "Shiddd that's kinda cold if you ask me." I made the yikes face.

I grabbed some leggings with a matching long sleeve. I sat them on my bed before putting on my robe and rubbing lotion on my body then I sat at my vanity.

"It's 8 and we leaving around 12, why you getting ready now?" Dejuan asked. "Because I have to install my wig." I told him.

I made a braided wig and I been wanting to wear it for the longest. But I'm just wearing it today.

I'm going to wear one of my curly wigs tomorrow.

(A/n: scary ass mannequin💀.)

I sectioned my hair then detangled it and blow dried each section. "Can you give me that got2be?" I asked Dejuan because it was sitting right in front of him.

"Got to be what?" He asked. "The yellow spray right there idiot." I said. "That's all you had to say." He said getting it and giving it to me.

"Hey I'm not a idiot." He said after a good 5 minutes. I put some lil cornrows to the back and I put edge control on my edges and combed them back.

I put my stocking cap on and sprayed the got2be so it can stay then I used my blow dryer so it can dry faster. After it dried I cut off the excess cap and sprayed some more just so it can be secured.

Imma just use the got2be today then the glue tomorrow. "You look bald." Dejuan walked up and grabbed my head. "Don't start." I side eyed him.

"You got a head like somebody old ass uncle. I never noticed how big yo head was. Aye mama don't get aHEAD of yourself." He joked laughing.

I was trying not to laugh because he was flaming my head but it's funny. "That huge ass noggin." He said still laughing.

"Ok I quit megamind. iight Im done. You giving me HEAD tonight?" He said laughing. "I would but since you wanna be funny, no." I said.

"Damn. I know yo neck tired from carrying all that weight." He continued laughing. "I'll pay you $20 to headbutt Marc." He said.

"Ok I'm done you must have a lot on yo mind." He said laughing.

Chile- I can't with this dude.

"Ok I'm done but like on some real shit you not gone give me the slop?" He asked. "You don't deserve it." I shrugged. He looked at me like:

"Damn. I thought we was cool." He smacked his lips. "Get the fuck outta my face." I waved him off laughing.

"Would it hurt if I just slap it?" He asked raising his hand. "Don't slap my head." I mugged him.

"Yo head remind me of that alien nigga roger from American dad." He said. "Get out my face." I said.

"Ok Stewie." He chuckled before lifting my face up to kiss me. I mugged him before wiping my lips off.

"Girl stop playing with me." He said doing it again. "You not about to talk shit then kiss me." I said wiping my lips off.

"Stop wiping my kisses off!" He yelled before kissing me again just for me to wipe it off and I started laughing.

"Stop!" He grabbed my neck kissing me again. He slapped my head before walking away laughing.

I put my wig on and let it sit and get secure before cutting the lace and styling my edges.

I got up to get dressed. "You look good." Dejuan said walking up behind me.

"You just had a lot to say about my head, now you wanna compliment me?" I mugged him.

"I knew with that big ass head you would remember." He said laughing.

"See- nah we ain't cool." I said getting his arms from around me. He stood there laughing.

"We riding in my car." I told him. "I guess." He said "You don't wanna ride with me? Ok." I nodded taking my robe off.

"Damn." He said biting his lip before walking up to me. "Can you move?" I pushed him back from me. "If you want me to ride with you thats cool." He said.

"That ain't the only ride I wanna do with you." I said pulling my leggings up. "What you just say." He looked up at me.

"I ain't repeating myself." I shrugged. "I heard what you said, I was just making sure I heard right." He chuckled.

"Can you help me with my shirt?" I asked him. "That big ass head ain't going in the hole. Better start getting yo shit custom made." He said laughing.

"No nigga just zip it." I said turning around. "Oh." He said still laughing.

I put on my vapor maxes then my lashes and I was finally ready.

"Yo big headed ass shouldn't take that long." He said. But I ignored him. He about to not get his surprise.

"Where we bout to eat at?" I asked him. "Shiiiid." He sat thinking. "Just answer the question ok." I said connecting my phone and playing Jhene Aiko.

"Lose that stank ass attitude." He said. "I don't have a attitude." I shrugged starting the car. "Breakfast club." He said putting his hand on my thigh.

Chile- why do I get wet by him touching my thigh?

I stopped at the red light and I felt him looking at me. "May I help you?" I asked with my eyes still on the road.

"A nigga can't admire yo beautiful ass?" He chuckled. "Well.. you can." I smiled glancing at him then back at the road as the light turned green.

"Yo lil fine ass." He said

Keep it up and you gone get more than 1 surprise tomorrow.

"I know you wanna smile. Go ahead and flash that pretty ass smile." He chuckled, a bad bitch started blushing.

I turned the radio up, and it was playing summer walker.

"I don't know what it is. I can't tell you what it is, but you got me going crazy. Sex with you is so amazing. How long can you go, baby? Better last until my body sore, cause it's crazy

Baby, I'm talking crazy. I need you right in my space but I need it, baby I'm late, but I still can check in with you. I know that I need my friend, but I wouldn't wanna leave you. Oh I wouldn't wanna plead.

But my heart, my mind and my body is saying. My mind, my mind, and my body, my body is saying. My mind, my mind, and my heart. My body is saying." I sung.

This song hit different.

I finally got to the diner and we got out. Baby boy wanted to hold my hand and he held the door for me.

Either I'm overthinking or he fucked up and tryna butter me up so he can tell me and hope I don't get mad.

After breakfast

"Put that mf money back in yo pocket." I told dejuan. "Nah you not supposed to pay." He said. "Can you let me do what I need to do?" I asked

It took a while but I ended up paying and he felt some type of way.

"You can go back to paying for breakfast and stuff after yo birthday weekend." I said kissing his cheek. "Ok." He said putting his hand on my thigh again.

I drove to his house so he can get himself together and open his garage because ya girl got something for him..

Y'all wanna know? I got him a- sike! Well clearly it's a vehicle.

When he went upstairs I called the dude from the dealership and he dropped off the car along with the keys.

"Thank you." I smiled. "Your very welcome. Enjoy yo new car ma'am." He responded getting into his truck driving off.

I reversed into his garage and looked at the car. This car is beautiful! Now I see why he been wanting one.

Baby boy just never had the time to buy it and he didn't know whether to get black or chrome. And this hoe ain't cheap either, I spent a lil over $180,000.

Not even my nigga

I put the keys in my purse and sat on the couch playing subway surfers.

Like 30 minutes later

"You ready?" Dejuan came downstairs. I stood up and the first thing I saw was that thang poking in them joggers. I kept looking at it because it's just there.

"Turn around." I said he turned around then looked at me. Daddy got a fatty, booty looking goodt.

"Look to the left, now look to the right." I instructed he did it then looked at me confused. "Mama, what you doing?" He asked laughing.

"Shh. Put yo left foot in, the right foot in. Put the left foot out. Do the hokey pokey and turn yo big ass around and get tf back up them fucking stairs tf is wrong with yo ashy ass." I mugged him.

"I'm not ashy." He said looking at his hands. "You know that thang is thangin." I looked at him.

"This yours." He grabbed my hand putting it on that thang. "Just like this mine." He gripped my ass. "Why you acting like that?" He asked I shrugged.

I'm not even the insecure type.

"I'm not going nowhere mama. I want you and only you. We together forever." He said.

"I love you. Fuck anybody else." He said kissing my lips. "I love you too." I said before grabbing my purse.

"Come on." I said. "I left my hoodie in my car. I gotta go get it." He said. "What car?" I asked. "My Hellcat." He said walking to the garage door.

"You acting you ain't got another gray hoodie." I said pushed him away from the door. "It's all the way upstairs." He huffed.

"Let's go get it." I said pulling him upstairs. "Oh I'm taking this one someday this week." I saw a pretty black Nike hoodie.

I think all his hoodies cute🌚

"Here." I tossed him a gray one. My phone started ringing and I answered it seeing 'My Baby🥺💘'

"Hey dada." I answered the FaceTime. "Mommy where you at?" He was mugging me. "With yo daddy. What you want?" I asked.

"Why you not here? We setting up for the pa-" his sentence was cut by me hanging up.

What Drake say?
I hope no one heard that. I hope no one heard that, cause if they did we gone be in some trouble..

"Why you hang up on lil man?" He asked. "Because." I said tryna think of a lie. "That ain't a answer." He said.

"You know Quis and Greg came back today?" I said changing the subject. "Come on." He chuckled.

We walked downstairs and he locked his house up and we got in the car.

*
"Which watches do you like?" I asked him.

I'm about to ice lil daddy wrist!

"Just this one." He pointed to a blue faced rolex. "That's cute." I smiled looking at it. "I like this black one too. And this blue one." I picked them up.

"We gotta get you outta here before you see something else." He chuckled. "Get that blue one." I said.

I spent almost 700k in there on 3 watches. Chile never again.

"Let's go to another store." I smiled. He plain asf, he the type of nigga to wear jeans with a plain T or a black or gray jogging suit everyday.

He still look good asf in something basic and I don't know how.

*
We got back to his house after spending 3 hours in the mall. I never met a man so independent.

He kept saying 'you don't gotta buy it.' If pick it up then imma buy it so shut up.

"Thanks mama." He smiled. "You welcome. Those just some early birthday presents." I said.

"I forgot my birthday tomorrow." He said chuckling. "How you forget- never mind." I waved him off taking the bags upstairs.

"So what you wanna do for the rest of the day?" I asked. "We can sit and watch Netflix." He shrugged I nodded agreeing.

"I'm taking something from yo wardrobe." I told him before grabbing a shirt and some boxers.

I can't get comfy in a outfit I been walking around the mall in. I took a lil shower. He has a bottle of dove in his bathroom so I won't be smelling like a man.

I got out and left the bathroom so I can get dressed. After I was dressed I laid on his back because he was playing the game as always.

Something about seeing him with no shirt does something to me.

"Get off the game and come on." I said. "Hold on I'm almost at 99 overall." He responded.

This the part where I do something stupid.

"Dumb bitch. That's why you ugly asf and yo mom ain't yo mom." I said smacking his head. "You right. My bad." He nodded.

"So I kissed a whale today and then I got stomped on by a bird. I went to the hospital and they put chocolate in my kidney." I said making up something random.

"I feel you." He said. "You fucking selling! Fuck is wrong with you, you stupid?" He yelled.

"As I was saying, now I have to walk around with chocolate in my kidney and cornbread in my hair. You know what I'm saying." I said.

"Yea." He said. "I fucked a koala." I said. "Yea I'm listening- wait you fucked a koala?" He turned around.

"So you heard that. You know what fuck you, I hope you miss every shot." I went and laid down getting on my phone.

"What you doing?" He asked. "I'm texting my nigga." I mugged him. "Nayara stop playing with me." He straight faced tf outta me.

He grabbed my foot and pulled it towards him and massaged it.

It felt good but it's still fuck him.

He turned his game off and picked a movie. And he laid between my legs while smoking as I rubbed his hair.

(A/n: this chapter was boring asf but I had to give y'all something.)

Look at Pooter being a fool on live 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂