𝐘/𝐧'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

Currently located in the school's infirmary I had to halt the bleeding from my nose, as it turns out I may or may not have possibly broken my nose. Aside from this, I got reminded of the fact that I live in an alternative world of Yandere Simulator with the majority of the rivals having been replaced with their male counterparts, thus it somehow slipped my mind that the fan-service nurse was also a love interest.

Although I had expected this to go terribly, Mujo so far has not unintentionally-intentionally put himself in an inconvenient position to please the readers and make this story 18+. In fact, he is exactly as portrayed in the April fools video, a kind-hearted person who wishes nothing more than to help students in need.

I winced from the pain as the pinknette gently placed a band-aid over my nose, right before having cleaned my nose from any access blood.

''Everything seems to be good, however, for the next three weeks you must avoid any interaction with your nose'' He poked my nose and smiled warmly.

''Does that mean I can't scratch it when it itches??'' I asked frantically. This caused Mujo to laugh kindly.

''Unfortunately, at least for the time being you can't'' He confirmed much to my dismay.

This is the end, how can I live when I cannot scratch my nose?!

While Y/n was living her depressing Tamaki Suoh moment, in the meantime Mujo cleaned and stored away the no longer needed materials and occasionally glanced towards Y/n in concern.

''How did you get injured, deary?'' He inquired wishing to fulfill his curiosity without coming off as nosy.

Y/n glanced at the tall male nurse, wondering if she should lie or explain what actually happened. She decided upon the former.

''Oh, you know I got into an intense fight with the school delinquents!'' She explained with a smug smile on her lips.

A series of giggles interrupted Y/n's glories delusions, Mujo covered his mouth with his hand and continued to laugh lightly. This caused Y/n to slump her shoulders, losing confidence altogether. Mujo turned to fully face the young girl who somberly sat on the clinical bed.

Quickly shaking his hands defensively he attempted at assuring the girl he wasn't laughing at her, but at the mere fact, that she miserably failed to lie to him.

''A-ah, I'm sincerely sorry! I didn't mean to offend you!'' As a response, Y/n too sheepishly assured the male nurse that everything was fine.

''A-Actually, I just stumbled and fell'' She scratched the nape of her neck nervously. Mujo chuckled and patted her hair much to Y/n's dismay.

The one thing she despises the most is when people touch her hair, with a single touch her hair becomes incredibly greasy.

''Oh, since you're the only one here as of right now, do you mind helping me after school to stock up? That is if you want...'' He asked glancing shyly at the ground.

If Y/n didn't know any better she'd assume that he desired her expertise in drugs. Y/n, in spite of being an edge lord in this story, unintentionally, she's also very well acquainted in the field of narcotics.

If you're able to spot a wild Y/n, please contact your local authorities.

No sooner than jumping off of the bed to leave did the door swing open, a concerned Taeko and Hanako stood present, as well as, a slightly annoyed yet intrigued Osano stood by them slipping glancing here and there.

Dumbfounded Y/n stood halfway off of the bed staring at the three utterly baffled, why would they go out of their way to visit her when they haven't known each other for so long? Besides the obvious, such as her being the protagonist, therefore holding the almighty power of friendship/simp magnet, there was no real reason right?

Wrong, they took a liking to her because of her absurd attitude, which seemed full of confidence and charisma.

''There you are!'' Spoke Taeko who held a hand over her chest.

Hanako was the first to approach the confused girl, he hurriedly attached himself to her arm rubbing his face with tears threatening to spill.

''Were you beat up?! Are you alright, do you need me to perform CPR?!'' blabbered the worried boy.

''See, I told you she's fine there was no reason to make such a fuss over her!'' Osano pointed at you with an irate expression.

In turn, Taeko, who was also by your side observing your injury, averted her gaze towards Osano with an arched eyebrow.

''-But, weren't you the one who told us to look for her?'' She asked, causing Osano's eyes to enlarge at being caught.

His cheeks took a bright pink colour as he stared at his feet nervously. ''I j-just suggested we do, but you guys pursued it!'' He accused the Yamada siblings.

Hanako stuck his tongue out playfully ''Liar!''

While all of this was happening you looked for Mujo for help, however, he betrayed your trust he pretended to fix files while quietly listening.

You were stuck between Hanako's tight grip and Taeko's gentle touch on your hand as a way to possibly ease the pain you may feel, she even scolded her younger brother for clinging so tightly when you're injured.

Internally crying, you plead to Zhongli's fat ass that this is over with.

Eventually, your suffering ended, albeit somewhat. The bell rang, not wanting to face Megamo once more you rushed to class, like the exceptional student you are. However, during class, despite your wanting to attend class in solitude this world had different plans for you, Osano constantly bugged you.

Tapping your shoulder to garner your attention, you tried ignoring him but the cow wouldn't stop. Snapping your neck in his direction you narrowed your eyes.

''What?''

''What actually happened to you...?'' He questioned in a hushed voice afraid the teacher might catch you.

''...Don't tell me you picked a fight with the delinquents? As if, look at how weak you are!'' He snickered at the mere thought of you fighting the blonde copies.

Frowning you karate chopped his head and whisper-yelled ''Of course I did, for your information it is not the first time defending myself against guy's twice my size!'' You were referring to beating Ayato's ass for assuming you have a choking kink.

Osano quirked an eyebrow in amusement he continued whispering to you, however, your attention was drawn to Ayato a few desks down who made a motion of slitting his throat. You gasped at the gesture touching your throat instinctively.

Oh, it's on.

Biting your lips you squinted your eyes and brought your hand close to your chin mouthing ''Fuck you too''

Would this action get you killed in the unforeseen future, sure, did you give a damn?

No, not particularly.

Actually, yeah you did, but what's done is done no turning back now.

Osano stared at you flabbergasted quickly hurling his attention at the person you were doing that too, when his eyes spotted the menacing tall emotionless boy he grimaced, the latter couldn't comprehend what went through your head to provoke the suspicious boy, were you perhaps looking for a death wish?

A part of him felt uneasy, deep within him this particular feeling foreign yet familiar, distinguishable yet alien, whatever this emotion was Osano for the time being decided to dismiss it. Snapping back to reality he quickly wrote on a piece of paper before tossing it in your face as you were still taunting the Yuno Gasai-from Miraii Nikki- wanna be.

Startling you you gasped in pain, this bitch hit you right on the nose. Glaring at the Chihuahua you glanced at the paper which fell on the floor. Being the menace to society that you are, you called the teacher.

''Yo teach, Osano the Fat Cow is passing notes during lessons, think he needs the Baldi's basics spanking!'' The teacher gave you a stern look before pointing at the sliding door.

''L/n, proceed to the student's council's room this instant'' She spoke voice evident in disappointment.

''BUT I HAVE EVIDENCE, HONESTLY!'' you yelled standing up hands on your desk ''THE EMO DUDE IN THE BACK SAW IT TOO!'' you pointed at Ayato who stood there and deadpanned opening his mouth to speak.

''I object, L/n-san kept making suggestive expressions my way and also talked with Najimi-san during the whole lesson, Miss'' He gave you a quick glance, overall face lacked any sign of emotion, but you could just feel his smugness behind his eyes.

BITCH?!

''HUH?! YOU WERE THREATENING ME!''

Meanwhile, Osano sat in his seat utterly baffled unable to defend himself as the ginger was too stunned to speak.

One of the student council members coincidentally happened to pass by your classroom, they heard the commotion and soon escorted you to the student council regardless of how hard you were struggling against their hold.

Oh, you weren't just gonna turn down an open invitation of visiting your beloved milf, no no noo.

Albeit, the real issue is that Megamo will for whatever reason also be present.

Is it too late to shift realities?

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-' 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝟐𝟎-𝟏𝟎-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐