𝐙𝐀𝐇𝐑𝐀 𝐓𝐘𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐒
"𝐓𝐀𝐈"
𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐈 | 𝟏:𝟏𝟓𝐏𝐌

"It's always the niggas with the ugly babymothers that have the most to say."

"Fuck you tryna say little girl?"

"Right."

Scoffing at Abasi and Quise, I waved them off and walked over to Salem.

Just proved my damn point

"Do me some knotle- twists or sum when we get back to Atlanta, I'm tired of wigs now."

"If I have time." She mumbled, scrolling through Instagram.

"If you have my ass, you'll make time kid."

"Jail niggas seem so cool to me." Nosa sighed.

"How? Going to jail isn't cool you weirdo."

"No I'm saying, how you behind bars and you're living like you're a free man. They have all sorts of gadgets in that bitch."

"He ain't lying though." Ziggy laughed. "Jail niggas eating good, ain't you say yo daddy was watching TV in that motherfucker?"

"Hell yea." Marquise laughed with him.

"How the hell you get phones in there anyways?"

"You can smuggle anything in if your booty hole is big enough."

*jazz music stops*

"Abasi what the fuck did you just say?"

"I always knew you were a dirty ass nigga." Kam joked.

-

"Now see." Mitch shook his head, smacking obnoxiously. "White people may not now how to do shit but they can cook a fucking dessert nie."

"If we get banned from The Cheesecake Factory too I'ma be mad as fuck, we ain't even been here an hour and people staring at us."

"Too? Where y'all been banned from before?" I made a face.

Knew these fuckers were ghetto

"Magic City." Ziggy huffed. "On my damn birthday."

"How did yo- I'm not even going to ask."

-

LATER THAT NIGHT

"Salem start with my hair now."

"It's nearly 1AM." She mugged. "I'm not starting shit."

"I'll pay you."

"You were going to pay me anyways." She bucked. "Go grab the packets of hair in my closet."

Yipyipyipee

Skidding to her bedroom, I grabbed everything she needed and ran back to the living room. Plopping myself on the pillow in front of her, I waited for her to sit behind my neck and start.

Pimps & Pimpettes
Today 12:03AM

We just got back from Miami

Dayvon Foreal? I'm bouta pull up

👁👅👁
You ain't just hear what the fuck I just wrote?
Look at the time nigga

Dino Maybe I'm just a little slow but
I don't understand wtf she just said 🌚

Poody Right
How tf you hear what somebody wro- nvm

Yeah you better never mind

Kam'rn💙 I want to come and see my boyfriend :(
Somebody persuade my mama

Nobody's coming anywhere
Go away

Dayvon Love you too cousin 🙏🏾
On my way!
Now Apple
I was never that excited
2 people laughed at this message

"Von say he coming over."

"At this time?" Quise scrunched his brows. "Chile y'all kids something else."

"Shut u- Salem tug on my shit like that one more time and I'ma bit your hand."

"It's not my fault yo shit is tough." She snickered. "Should've combed it out in the car."

Should've combed YOU in the car

"Tyaire?!"

"What nigga?"

"You sold my charger to Chino?" Marquise squinted.

"Naw why, he said I did or sum?"

"Well obviously he did if I'm asking." He huffed, footing Salem off the couch.

"MARQU- now why the fuck would you do that? I'm not the charger stealer."

"Shut up." He bucked. "Why you give him my shit? I should drag you."

"DRAG ME MONIQUE! You let Nai- Esko use my shit so that's karma motherfucker."

Feeling a pair of eyes on me, I looked up at a confused Salem and pointed to my hair.

Oops

"The fuck ever." Quise scoffed. "I shou- that's Von at the door?"

A hush fell over the living room as we closed our ears to catch where the sound was coming from.

"If his babymama aggravating walk him like a do- I know y'all hear me." Dayvon yelled through the letterbox. "Open up bitch ass niggas."

Mmcht

"Yo mama's a bitch ass nigga." Salem barked.

"Yes, yes she is."

"Go open the door." I grinned. "His voice is echoing through the room and it's pissing me off."

𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙞𝟭𝙠

𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨

𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙞𝟭𝙠 🦍

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𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 What was the fucking point in posting this, where's your face?

𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙢

𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨

𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙢 Red hair don't care

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙛𝙨𝙡𝙪𝙫𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 I love your hair bae

𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙢 Fuck off

𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩

𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙡𝙞 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨

𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 If you don't pronounce it like C I've got a few words for you patna 😡

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𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 This nigga might as well turn this shit into a spam page 😹

-

"Welcome to Waffle House, how may I take your ord-"

"Let me get a motherfucking uh." Folding his arms across his chest, Von looked at the menu and squinted. "Shit I don't even know."

"I hate you so mu- can I get that grilled chicken and bacon deluxe shit? With eggs instead of hash browns though."

"Yes ma'am, how do you want your eggs?"

"Sunnysid-"

"Yeah!" Von slapped the table. "Let me get what she's getting, no bacon in mine though."

"Dayv-"

"I want an orange juice too miss ma'am."

I'm bouta beat his ass

"Alright sir." The waitress giggled.

"Ain't shit funny." I mugged. "I didn't even get to sa- I want a Coke please."

Waiting for her to take the rest of our orders, I sat back and tapped a beat into the table with my knuckles.

"Aye." Quise cleared his throat, preparing to freestyle over me. "I'm in the car with a bad bitch getting my ass lic- wait a fucking minute, the fuck I just say?"

"My turn turn." Von cheesed. "Bitch told me she was pregnant, took her to Maury and I ain't the father. These hoes want Gucci, Louis, Prada but I ain't gon give a bitch nada."

"AYEEEEEE! We're the next Gunna and Baby, I put that shit on my mama nigga."

We don't fuck with that lady mister

"Y'all quieten down." Salem cackled, ending a video I wasn't aware she had taken. Looking around the restaurant, I laughed at the excited expressions of the people eating.

That lil freestyle was never that good

"When's Sahmir coming back from Maw?" I changed the subject.

"Tomo- well this morning."

"I miss my nephew too." I pouted. "When's Dooda making a reappearance?"

"I don't fucking know." Quise sucked his teeth. "Cassidy keep playing fucking games with me twin."

"Games like what? Cause I can beat her ass if you want."

"I'll pay you $10, she keep on threatening me with child support like I give a fuck. I can't believe I've been putting up with her shit for 2 years, when Pops told me to watch who I fuck I thought he was playing."

"That shit goes without saying." Von shook his head. "I wanted to fuck on miss Zayoni's friend but I ain't know she was Esko's little sister, I guess I'll have to settle for second best."

"You ain't shit."

"Which one?"

"Salem's friend, Alizé."

"Yeah." Marquise chuckled lowly. "That shit go against the rules."

"What does?"

"You can't fuck with yo patna's sister, that's just law."

Yikes

Cringing, I gave Von a thumbs up and turned my music up.

"Black lives matter so you know I got a black gun." I sung along with Nudy. Pausing the song I looked up in annoyance, feeling somebody staring a hole into the side of my face. Bucking at Salem, I blew a raspberry. "Fuck you looking at dirt neck?"

Ignoring me, she pulled out her phone and got to typing.

𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗘
𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙀𝙎
Salem💙 now
Come to the restroom

"For wha-"

"Shut up, excuse me Quise."

"Where you going?"

"We're going to use the toilet, come on Tai."

"That's gay." Von squinted.

"Ya mammy, get up bruh."

Huffing loudly, I closed the music app altogether and followed behind Salem. As soon as we entered the toilet, she looked me up and down with a weird expression.

"Fuck wrong with you?"

"You got a boyfriend?"

"No." I jerked my head back. "You know how I am, I don't fuck with niggas like that."

"So why've you been acting odd? When Von and Quise were talking just now you kept making faces and earli- Tyaire."

"What? Stop being strange." I laughed, pushing her.

"You fucking with Esko?!"

"Keep your voice down." I hissed, growing very serious almost immediately. "No I'm not."

"Yes yo-"

"No I'm not."

"Listen to me bro." Grabbing my shoulder, she looked deep into my eyes. "I'm not tryna argue cause he's cu- just be honest."

"I am." I shrugged. "I don't talk to him."

"Tyaire."

"Salem."

"Zah-"

"Chillat." I cut her off. "Why you ask?"

"Cause you're being weird, it made no sense until I dragged you in here. When Marquise asked you about his charger you said Esko's government by accident, even I don't know his name."

Lol my fault

"I do-"

"Just be careful okay? You're too stubborn for me to lecture so that's all I ask, cut all ties with him from now so it isn't hard for you to do later."

N-O

"Ight." I yawned.

"I'm being serious Ta- I won't tell Quise, just be careful."

-

PRONUNCIATIONS:

Tyaire: Tie-air
Alizé: Ali-zay
Nobody should have an issue pronouncing anybody else's names but if you do, drop em right here ✌🏽