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𝐙𝐀𝐇𝐑𝐀 𝐓𝐘𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐒
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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀 | 𝟗:𝟏𝟐𝐀𝐌

Pimps & Pimpettes
Today 9:12AM

Kam'rn💙 Relationships are so cute at the start
Bunch of butterflies and lies 😩

Poody Who the fuck wants to date you

Kam'rn💙 Yo daddy bitch

So nobody saw what I sent?

Dayvon Whatchu send

Nails nigga, pick
I don't have any clients today so I'm bouta focus on mine
A or B?

Dino They both ugly
2 people laughed at this message

Fuck you

Kam'rn💙 B fasho 😍 they'd suit you

Dayvon Yeah B
Don't do that diamond shit though
Shit look ugly

Kam'rn💙 You look ugly🖕🏾do diamonds Tai

Bet

"Miss Nichols." My history teacher spoke sternly, making me look up. "Phones away please."

"Alright let me send this message quickly."

"Put your phone awa-"

"I'm done nigga damn."

-

LATER THAT DAY

"I love them." Sharmaine beamed looking down at her nails. I was only supposed to be fixing a nail but due to her taking so long to visit again, a whole set was more than necessary.

𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚

𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨

𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 Appointments drop at 6PM!

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𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙡𝙞 I do this shit foreal 🔥

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"I'm sure you do." I mumbled clearing up. "You visiting Pops while you're here?"

"Yeah, you coming?"

"No."

"Why the fuck not." She mugged.

"Shit depressing." I answered simply, shrugging.

"So why did you ask if I was? To make yourself feel better about not going if I said I wasn't either? I should throw this acrylic powder out the fucking window."

Her friend, Amauri snorted loudly at her threat and shook her head.

"I dare you."

"Zahr-"

"Aht aht."

"Tyaire." She corrected. "I'd knock the fuck out of you but it's Sunday tomorrow, that wouldn't be very Godly of me."

"Shut the fuck up, don't you have news to share?"

"Don't remind me." Mumbling Sharmaine stood up, rubbed some lotion on her hands and waved Amauri and I over. "Let's go downstairs."

"Alri-"

"Wait for me bitch! This is your brothers house not mine, I don't know where the fuck I'm going." Amauri huffed.

Once we reached the last couple of steps, Sharmaine pivoted on her heels and tapped me.

"Shout for everybody to come downstairs."

"Alri- SALEM! MARQUISE! SAHMIR!"

"WHAT?!"

"FUCK YOU NEED?!"

"YES?!"

"NEWS TIME?!" I shouted back, a whole load of noise was heard as the Croods came crashing downstairs.

"About fucking time."

"Shut the fuck up and sit down." Shar squinted.

"Hey pretty lady." Marquise winked making Amauri blush and wave him off.

"Chilll."

"Y'all know each other?" Salem enquired.

"Something like that."

"We're not here for that." Sharmaine fussed.

"Then spit it out nigga."

"You have to promise you won't get mad."

"I promise."

"Put it on Kassius." She pouted, referring to Marquise's son.

"Yeah I put it on him."

"You need to say his name nigga." I snickered.

"Ight boom." Sharmaine exhaled deeply. "There's no reason in beating around the bush, I'm pregnant."

"Wha-" Choking on his Capri-Sun, Sahmir fell onto the floor face first.

"Preg what?"

"You sure? You might just be a little fat." Quise squinted.

"Yes I'm sure you fucking idiot, I've been to the doctors office and everything."

Staying silent for some seconds, Marquise blinked repeatedly, looking from Sharmaine's stomach to my straight face.

"You knew about this?"

"News to me."

"So why the fuck you so cal- Jabari the daddy?"

"Yeah." Sharmaine replied, squirming where she stood.

"Bouta beat the fuck out of that nigga." He laughed, standing up.

"Aye."

"Rela- see this is why I didn't want to say anything."

"Fighting him isn't going to kill the baby mad ass." I joked pulling him back. "Sit the fuck down."

"Why isn't he here to tell me? It's his baby too ainnit, he was just smiling in my fucking face yesterday."

"He's scared of you." Sharmaine responded blandly.

"Not too much." Amauri snorted. "My cousins never been scared miss mamas."

So where the fuck he at

"So you're pregnant foreal?" Salem yawned. "Where the fuck is the camera? I don't believe you."

"Check your ass canal bitch, I have the papers to prove it."

"My bitch yellow and she mellow, and her booty feel like Jello." I sung lowly.

"Read the fucking room bitch, now isn't the time for negro spirituals." Salem mugged.

If that wasn't so funny I'd knock her out

"Where they at?" Sahmir held his hand out.

"In Miami but that's not the point, you want to be God father?" Sharmaine sung, sticking her index finger in Quise's cheek.

"I want you to get the fuck out of my house, that's what I want."

"That's no way to treat me, I'm with child."

"Fuck you and that baby." Marquise sucked his teeth. "I mea- I don't mean that, Pops know?"

"I was hoping you could tell him?"

"You eat ass?"

"No what the fuck." She scrunched her face up.

"Ex-fucking-ctly, your baby your problem."

What did that have to do wit- alright

"Wait." Salem blinked. "So you're being serious?"

"Is she okay?" Amauri asked sounding genuinely concerned. "Somebody get her a drink or something."

"She's okay, just slow." I reassured her.

-

"Being homophobic is kind of gay cause you're letting a gay nigga control your emotions like he's your boyfriend." Dino preached matter-of-factly.

"I hate getting high with you, shut the fuck up."

"What orange came first, the color or the fruit?" Dayvon squinted.

"That boy do be snapping though, speaking of colors. Who decides what colors and which and why did they name them what they did?"

"Oh my." Kam'rn gasped dramatically. "Who decided what's actually edible, for all we know we could be eating poisonous shit."

"Damn."

"Y'all blowing my fucking high, you can get out if you're going to say stupid shit." I sucked my teeth.

"If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that make you weak or strong?"

"It makes you a fucking dumbass."

"What do deaf people hear when they think? God?"

I can't fucking take this shit

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𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙞𝟭𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨

𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 I'm telling Donald y'all stealing from the white man 🗣

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𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙡𝙞 This smells real coonish and ion like det

𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 Stfu and laugh dust bunny

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