[4:59pm]

you
HEY BESITE <3

bgkatsqi
i'm not your bestie 😐
fucking bitch

you
in denial 😋
and such a cute nickname 😩
i also have a nickname for you
sde <3

bgkatsqi
what

bgkatsqi
ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE SMALL DICK ENERGY

you
whaaaaaaaaaaaat?????
yeah actually
i am

bgkatsqi
fuck you small tiddie bítch

you
he speaks french 😍
but i have another nickname for you

you
😈😍my shawty🙏😜

bgkatsqi
every single day i hope you choke on your stupid cornflakes so you end up in hospital and stop texting me

you
YO
ISNT THAT ATTEMPTED MURDER TYPE OF SHIT
I GOT SCREENSHOTS FOR THE POLICE 🤬🤬‼️

bgkatsqi
the police are afraid of me 🔪‼️🥶

you
cause mama i'm in love with a criminal 🙏😩😈

bgkatsqi
BIT CH WTF

you
i also have a whole list for you to choose for your nickname

bgkatsqi
literally wtf

you
my personal favorite for you is
stank 😘❤️

bgkatsqi
i hate them all
this is a crappy list

you
streaks//swipe up for me to change your name xoxo‼️🙏😘

bgkatsqi
i fucking hate you

you
shut the fuck up
stank 😘❤️

bgkatsqi
ok
cockroach 🪳🤛

you
😐
wow we're so cute yk
having nicknames for each other 🥰🥺

you
yo 😟

bgkatsqi
what now cockroach 🪳🤛

you
i see you're sticking with the cute nickname ❤️🥰
but
it's been a while since we called 👴

bgkatsqi
tbh i forgot what your voice sounds like

you
I AM OFFENDED??
I BLESS YOU WITH MY ANGELIC HEAVENLY VOICE
AND YOU FORGET IT???3)/

bgkatsqi
yeah 😁

you
well then that gives me an excuse

bgkatsqi
to do what
WAIT
FUCK
NO
FUCK
FUCK
i'm not accepting it

you were now waiting on bakugou to pick up the call, but yet again he was saying he wasn't going to pick up. the ringing ended and brought you back to the chat but was taken over by a calling income from him. you accepted.

"hello stank" you teased, smiling at the new dumb nickname you had given him.

"hi cockroach" bakugou sounded annoyed more than anything. however in reality he was actually quite calm, surprisingly.

"wait actually i never asked you which nickname you preferred. so..small dick energy, shawty or stank"

"none," he said. the choices weren't the best to choose from so he'd rather not be called a shitty nickname, even though he would call you mean nicknames too.

"you have to pick"

"stank since you're already using it" he sighed. your plan was now falling together perfectly.

"in honor of your new nickname..." you placed your phone down on your desk and typed into the youtube search bar, scrolling for two videos in particular.

"i will now be playing stanky leg and watching a dance tutorial so if we meet that's how i'll greet you!" you held back a laugh at the funny thought of actually dancing in public.

"literally what the fuck? please don't-" the infamous opening cut him off as well as your awful singing on top of it and the dance tutorial. she's actually fucking learning it. bakugou found it stupid but in a funny way and considered if he should learn it so you wouldn't be embarrassed when you were the only one doing it if you guys met.

"do the stanky leg" you sang loudly trying to do the dance but you couldn't do it quite right.

"so fucking stupid" he muttered while searching up stanky leg tutorials that weren't too long.

you shuffled around your room still attempting to do the stanky leg but you couldn't get as smooth as the tutorial dancer getting you frustrated.

"so mean, i'm learning it for you. i'm hanging up." you were joking but as you were trying to pick up your phone to turn up the volume you almost dropped it but grabbed it.

"wait, wait, wait! don't hang u-"

you hung up, by accident. you placed your phone down on the desk and kept practicing the tutorial, wondering why the line stayed silent. maybe he just muted himself.

bakugou stared at his phone in disbelief that you actually hung up. he threw his phone across the room and luckily mina gave him a shockproof phone case to protect his phone in times like this.

the blond start getting angry and screamed something along the lines of "i said not to hang up dumb cockroach!" a loud knock interrupted his tantrum and kirishima stood there in confusion. "uh...what's going on?"

"the dumb cockroach hung up on me!"

"wow really? i couldn't have guessed it when you were screaming it." kirishima said sarcastically which ticked off bakugou even more. "and cockroach?"

"shut the fuck up and leave,"

"wha- wait no, i know for a fact you probably fucked up and i know a few people who can help fix it up!" kirishima said while walking over the protected phone sitting on the floor, he questioned how it wasn't broken yet.

kirishima walked out and waited for the blond to follow. he huffed and stuffed his hands deep into his pockets and stomped out the room following kirishima to the common room while telling him what happened.

"so here is the suspect who kept screaming" kirishima announced as the duo entered having the small group on the couch turn their heads.

"shut the fuck up and help me"

kirishima gave the phone to mina as he explained the situation. the group put their hand on their chin and nodded, pretending to be listening. mina looked through the messages and squirmed a bit looking at, what she thought, the cute flirting they did.

"wow you are stupid" denki laughed but backed away as bakugou's hands started to have tiny sparks flying around.

"WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO ME YOU STUPID CHARGER?"

"alright, let's just text back saying sorry or something" sero interrupted the small argument, the phone was snatched back by their owner. bakugou was pushed onto the couch and started typing away at the phone and sent the message.

sero and mina both took it and shook their head. "why would you say 'not my problem' so fucking stupid" sero sighed and leaned onto his hand.

"because it's not my problem if she's upset."

"he's got a point!" denki joked and both mina and sero hit him in the back of the head. "why is everyone hitting me today" denki sadly muttered.

"how unmanly" the manly man wiped away a fake tear and was distressed at their unmanly words said to one of his friends.

"we can fix it, here 'i am sorry for what i said'...uhm?" mina was stuck on what to type back, she usually never apologized for small things like this, and neither did bakugou so coming up with an apology would be harder than expected.

"that sounds nothing like him" sero sighed, plopping his head on the back of the couch trying to think. "maybe 'whoops'?"

"yeah that sounds good" they nodded in agreement

"she's typing back" the group aired eagerly for the text, bakugou's leg bouncing due to his nervousness.

"she said 'lmao i just accidentally hit the end call button standing emoji'- oh..."

"so we just wasted our time, great"denki said with annoyance, he should've guessed it from the start to prevent their time from being wasted.

"this is a little embarrassing so i'm gonna go leave, byee" mina ran off to uraraka and started to jump and down in excitement. the rest stayed behind bakugou watching what he was going to type back.

bgkatsqi
how tf do you accidentally end a call 😐

bgkatsqi
are you still doing the stanky leg

you
yes i am actually 🤨
and idk dude my hands slipped

bgkatsqi
what a crappy excuse

you
WAIT
I THINK I DID IT PERFECTLY

bgkatsqi
wow congratulations 😐

you
YES I DID IT OMGMGMG
FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS I COULDNT DO IT OMG
THIS IS A REVOLUTION 😩😩

you
no 'omg i'm so proud of you'? ☹️

bgkatsqi
it's because you're 10 years too late

you
STANK 😘❤️ GIVE ME A BREAK
I WAS LITERALLY JUST GIVEN BIRTH TOO

bgkatsqi
i'm talking to a minor 😐

you
tony lopez 😩❤️

bgkatsqi
fuck no

you
i'm jk
yk im in the same year as you 🙄

bgkatsqi
and you only just learn the stanky leg
i was busting that shit when i was 5 🤬

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

A/N

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1K READS OMG LIKE IM IN SHOCK DJSIDUSI THANK YOU MWAH I LOVE YOU <3

and finding the nicknames thingy made me cackle
like if you did that i hope you're doing better now cause wtf 😭

but this chapter was fun to write so have fun while reading 🤬🤬

also happy valentine's day, if you don't have a valentines now you do and we're gonna go on a nice arcade date and i'll take you out to a fancy restaurant and pay <3