"Kashi-Chan~"

"What?"

"Are you mad?"

"What- Why would I be mad?"

"Cuz i'm so hot its frustrating."

"Kano-Chan- Oh my god..." The couple were walking towards the hokages office, apparently being called in along with many other jounin leaders but Nakano was being difficult.

"Get up."

"Nooo~"

"I'll reward you if you do."

"What will you give me?"

"You'll see."

"M'kay." She jumped up and skipped the rest of the way, with Kakashi walking normally since he was taller.

"Mina-Nii~" She practically slammed the door open as all the ANBU tensed before relaxing.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes as Gai and Nakano made eye contact.

"GAAIIII~"

"NAKANO!!!"

"No." Kakashi grabbed her waist and pulled her away from Gais embrace. He growled at Gai and hugged her tighter.

"Mine."

"Ahaha~" Nakano laughed stupidly but it soon turned the slightest bit nervous as she felt his member.

"Now, now dear. Leave that possessive and aggressiveness for the bedroom." She grinned at Minato who facepalmed along with the other jounin.

"Dont ya agree, Mina-nii? Oh wait- no you dont you're a bottom." The high ranking man flushed as everyone looked at him with wide eyes, and he wondered how Nakano knew such a thing.

"Haha, Kushina-Nee would never let you top her."

"T-That's enough, N-Nakano. Thank you."

"You're very welcome." She turns her head a little to Kakashi who didn't meet her eye and just continued to carry her by the waist.

"Uhm...You can put me down now, Kashi-Chan." She spoke quietly while the others started talking. Her face flushed a little when he only hummed and kissed her neck.

"I know. But I like this."

"U-Uhm..." Kurenai snickered next to Asuma who did the same.

"Kakashi, let go."

"No."

"Fine..."

"Anyways. Will any of you be placing in your genin teams this year."

"Ooh! Ooh!" Nakano raises her hand eagerly. "Team 7! We're gonna kick your as-"

"We would like to place in team 7 this year." 

"Team eight as well."

"Team 10 too."

"Just a second!" Iruka slams his hand on the desk.

"No. Each millisecond wasted on your rambling about how 'NaRuTo iSnT rEaDy' could be sued on my beauty rest. Be quiet, child." Iruka grits his teeth and open his mouth again but she interrupts him as well.

"Nope. Shhh~ I don't wanna hear it."

"But-"

"Nope." He furrows his brows.

"Nakano-"

"Noooope~ Go get laid, you need to relax, kid." She placed her finger on his lips and leaned forwards a little with a smile, making Iruka go a little red.

"Kano-Chan, stop. Don't get too close."

"Awe~ Jealous, Kashi-Chan?"

"Tch. I'm not jealous, just back up."

"Hmm~" She leaned forwards. "No."

"Okay. Are we done here?" Kakashi grabs her waist and harshly pulls her away.

"Yes?" He searches the room. "Good. See you, sensei."

"Ahaha~ Kakashi stop being so kinky-"

Then they disappeared.

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"Ow! Itachi what the hell!?" Kakashi holds the arm Itachi had punched.

"You man whore. If you play my sister, I will kill you."

"I'd never!" He rubbed his arm. "I've known her forever, I wouldn't do that geez..."

"Tachi, if he does i'll just choke him its okay."

"Ahaha~"

"Oh so now it's funny?"

"Yeah."

Itachi narrows his eyes at the male, not exactly trusting him.

"Fine," Kakashi rolls his eyes and grabs Nakano by the waist, turning them away from Itachi and dipping her down to give her a kiss without his mask.

"There." He turns to Itachi. "Good enough for you?"

"Hn." He turns away with slight disgust on his face.

"I dont know what you want me to do Itachi. You wanna watch us fuck or what?"

"Kakashi-Chan!"

"What?" He huffs. "He wont trust me."

"S-So you like- p-p-public s-"

"Hn." He smirks. "Maybe. But don't faint on me."  Itachi scrunched his face up in disgust and slowly walked away from the flirting couple.

"Just...Be careful Aneki."

"Y-Yeah."

"Kano-Chan, lets continue this at my house."

"WHAT?!" His grin widened teasingly as he nipped her ear. 

"Unless you wanna do it somewhere else~?"

"NO!"

Short chapter cuz I gotta go but-

DAMN THEY BE MOVING FAST-

LOVE YALL.