(PLSSS IM SO SORRY I WANTED TO DO THIS ONE SCENE I MADE UP AT NIGHT HAHAHAHAAA)

They sat down in the meeting room, while Nakano had her legs on the table and was drawing to her heart's contempt...

Of Kakashi ships she saw in her past life.

Kakashi would kill her if he saw this. Quite literally.

"What is this, Kano-Chan?" She grinned nervously as he took her sketchbook and turned pages. Nakano, who was nervously and cautiously now out of her chair and backing away, mentally laughed at his reaction.

"Uchiha Nakano." She shivered while Asuma and the others rose their eyebrows.

"ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS- WHAT IS THIS!?"

"BWAHAHAHAHA!"

'IrukaxKakashi'

"I barely know him!"

"HAHAHA!"

'KakashixAnko.'

"Who the heck is she?!"

'TenzoxKakashi.'

"Oh my god, please no-"

"Pfft-" Obito peeked over Kakashis shoulder and laughed loudly at the pink haired female. All colour left Kakashis face as his hands began to shake, extremely weirded out by all these.

"H-How do you even-"

"Oh fuck no!" Obito grabbed the book and threw it to the ground, stepping on it.

"I'm not into guys, and even if I was Bakashis the last person I would date!"

"PLEASE- YOU GUYS ARE FLUSTERED SO EASILY!"

Ebisu, who was picking up the sketchbook, openly displayed it for all the other jounin while Kakashi and Obito tried to kill Nakano. Who was still laughing.

"T-This is unacceptable!" Both the Uchiha and Hatake who were chasing Nakano froze and turned back to look at the drawing off-

Kakashi almost puked.

"MINATO-SENSEI!?"

"You're sick." Asuma laughed and hissed at Nakano who rose her fingers to a peace sign in response.

"And the last one is of course Naru~"

"That's enough."

A hand chops the back of Nakanos head as she falls unconscious and falls into the arms of a figure. All the present jonin look up at the hokage, who wore a threatening smile and quickly grabbed the book, burning it.

"M-Minato-Sensei..." Kakashi cried in horror, forever traumatized by the drawings he had just seen.

"Why did I fall in love with her?"

"I don't know, so far, all my students are idiots."

"Huh? What about me?!" 

"Especially you, Obito."

"HUH!?"

"Kakashi," Minatos arm wrapped around Nakanos neck and he slowly cut off her breathing, waking her up.

"A-Ack-"

"Apologise to the man."

"N-Never!" He tightened his arm and growled. 

"Now."

"S-Sorry Kashi-Chan!" Minatos sudden threatening aura disappeared and now only remained focused on her choking figure.

"Good girl." 

"H-Hey, only Kashi-Chan gets to say that-Okay, I-I'll stop."

"Allow me to question just why you drew me and my son kissing Kakashi."

"B-Because people ship them- ACK!"

"Do it again, and i'll kill you."

"Y-Yes, Minato-Nii-Chan-"

"Nevermind, i'll just tell Kushina."

"OF FU-"

"Tell me what?" 

Every. Single. Jonin. Booked it.

"Huh?" She rose an eyebrow before narrowing her eyes at Nakano.

"Whats happening?"

"N-Nothing-" Minato released her and proceeded to explain what happened to his wife. By the end of his explanation, Nakano was being dragged out the office and passed all the jonin who stood at attention.

"What made you think my son would date your boyfriend?"

"I-It wasn't me, I swear!"

"Who then?"

"THE OLD LADIES WHO SPEAK AND DRINK TEA!"

"Oh?" 

"I'm serious!"

"Alright," She not so convincingly smiled. "I believe you, but my tommy gun DONT-"

'CUT!'

(Sorry, this whole chapter is a meme. TELL ME IF YOU RECOGNIZE THAT REFERENCE ILL EXPLAIN IT IF U DONT.)

"You dont seem mad anymore Kakashi." Ebisu pointed out at Kakashi as the two kunoichi disappeared around a corner. The copy-cat nin seemed to be looking in the direction with sympathy if anything.

"Because whatever Kushina plans to do, Nakano will surely regret what she did." An image of her drawings popped up in his head, and disappeared along with his sympathy.

"And these are the times when her lack of pain tolerance come in handy for us."

"OW OW OW IM SO SORRY KUSHINA IM SORRY!"

"Hm?"

"FORGIVE ME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! PLEASE FORGIVE MY IDIOCRACY AND STUPIDITY MY QUEEN!"

"Keep talking."

"I'M SORRY!"

IM SORRY THIS WAS A WHOLE MEME WTH HAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW THE REFERENCE WAS FROM HOME ALONE WHEN HE PLAYS THAT T.V AND FAKES HAVING A GUN. 

I promise next chap the lemon will be happening :)