(I have blessed you with Tachi)

Megumi was an evil boy. And Nakano would soon regret using the boy for a prank.

Because he broke the promise and told Kakashi.

"You seduced an s-rank criminal?!" She winced and scratched the back of her neck, backing up a little as the male looked genuinely pissed, if not a little jealous.

 Kakashi was just having a regular day, grabbing some dango to eat when suddenly, his girlfriends genin told him she willingly seduced a criminal.

Of course he was jealous! She didn't even need to distract him in that way, but obviously she just found it fun and...Did she actually think Kisame was hot?

He frowned and turned away from her with a huff, walking towards his living room to silently shake in anger. Arms wrapped around him, making his steps halt as she pouted. Nakano pressed herself to him in a hug and apologized.

"Sorry, babe. Don't be mad, please."

"Hn." A sigh left him. "Why'd you even do that?"

"...I wanted to see if fishes could still feel horny-"

"Are you freaking kidding me?" She suppressed a snicker and looked away as he turned around and wrapped his own arms tightly around her.

"What?" She yelled a little, a look of genuine curiosity. "I was curious!"

"Why would you be curious about that?"

"Wouldn't you wanna know? I mean, it was just a sudden thought but it was still something that I didn't have the answer to. I took my chance."

"You're... a moron."

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"Itachi..."

"Aneki." He greeted her with a small smile as he walked up to the desk and placed a stack of papers down.

"This is your first work as clan head. I hope you're ready."

"I was quite literally born ready." He smiled with a quick nod, proceeding to inform her about everything that was happening with the clan.

 Within an hour or so, Itachi was once again reminded why his sister was the most amazing and admirable person he'd known as she was able to nonchalantly complete everything without distraction.

He felt like he was four years old once again, by her side and asking her questions of things he didn't understand. While she coolly answered, making his shining eyes shine brighter.

Itachi remembered how he unlocked his sharingan. He loved her so much, that when these jonin started insulting her name and saying things he never imagined could be said about his Aneki. He accidentally knocked them out with a genjutsu that probably scarred them.

His Aneki did say that unicorns were scary, so he used them.

The second time his sharingan developed was when she left the village. The thought of his sister leaving scared him so much, and his eyes seemed to strengthen as they watched her walk away.

Of course, his third tomoe and mangekyou were awakened through something else thankfully. But the fact was, if anyone ever questioned his love or loyalty for his sister, he'd ignore them for weeks- maybe even months.

So much had happened, and he still hasn't been able to repay his sister for everything shes done. 

Itachi didn't know that his little hugs and grins he gave her were enough, but he did know that it's been a while since the two hung out alone.

Of course, they didn't have the time for that. So, he'd disguise this little hangout as a training session so his Aneki wouldn't notice.

"Aneki?" She hummed and looked at him with her onyx eyes. 

"Teach me a jutsu."

Her lips quirked up, sending him a closed eye smile. And when she ruffled his hair and spoke, he felt a blush on his cheeks from her words.

"Foolish little brother. Of course I'll hangout with you Tachi."

There we go! I actually love their relationship so much. Itachi would honestly be the best little and big brother.

I actually decided to shorten it to one chapter instead of two so next chapter will be shippuden. The small lemon was for the special since a lot of my books are getting lots of reads.

Thanks so much to all of you who read them!

Also, I know I asked this in my announcements but i'll ask it again here. Out of everything you know or think i am like, who are the anime characters you think my personality is like? It can be one person to describe one thing.

THANK YOU <3

(An edit. Yes, I did remove the smut and if you want to complain go back to the intro and read the a/n above. Otherwise, leave me alone please.)

ITACHI IS SO MFKIING CUTE USJAKFKFN