"Darling, I'm gay."

     After saying that it looks like Marquis's eyes lit up more with curiosity. He then stood up and started to walk on my direction.

'Do not look effected Elliot.'

     I told myself, mentally preparing on what's about to happen. I remained silent but still looking at him, i stopped my seducing act a second ago cause now i'm scared shitless inside.

     Now standing in front of me, Victor had to look down a bit because i'm two inch smaller than him. At least i'm not 5'0 or something. Almost every yaoi reincarnated stories i've read has a short ass cotton candy looking mc, like—why? tall men can still be a bottom. A power bottom! Where's the spice? where's the seasoning!?

"You're quite a boy i may say, do you always flaunt your body like that to other people? Well...i guess everyone likes attention, specially people who never had that since they were born." He uttered holding a smirk, looking at me.

'You bipolar little shit.'

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     Marquis Victor seemed to made the young lad see his rotten self for...a reason? The said lad, Elliot. Now holding an annoyed and fierce look glared at him, imagining a sword would pierce the mans head on spot. Elliot took one step held his right arm out and pointed his index finger on Victors face and said,

"What the hell did i do to you? yeah you helped me, healed me even so but did i ever asked you to do that? i admit i was being rude for not thanking you at the carriage incident but it didn't mean i never thought of you as my savior! Or is it never about that? and you're just a piece of shit human being finding pleasure on pissing people off and making them feel like shit themselves!" He said almost shouting but never too loud to alert some people outside his room.

     There's one thing Elliot hates the most, it's being subtly called a prostitute. Bitch, he won't let some crusty looking ass man touch his perfect round bubble shape butt for money!

     If you just called him a hoe and a slut jokingly without any negative tone tracing your voice he's okay with—if you're his friend that is—He himself knows that he is a hot slut like, darling, he's proud with how he makes people sexually confused and aroused.

"I don't fucking get you! You're nice and all flirty talking piece of devil first then the next thing you know you're insulting and looking at someone like they're lower than a slave!" I take back what i said when the boy was holding his shout, by now people outside had called Count Sebastian thinking that his 'son' is causing a ruckus inside the household.

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"What is the meaning of this?!"

     Elliot flinched hearing Count Sebastian's shout. He looked at Victor for a split of second seeing that he doesn't care at all, Elliot then turned around to look at his 'father' who suddenly raised his hand and slap the teen.

     A loud smack was heard surprising the maids and butlers that were outside, peeking inside Elliot's room.

     Count Sebastian has never inflicted any sort of pain on his 'son' as people say. Sometimes he will verbally abuse him but others will think it's 'disciplining' and it doesn't hurt the young boy...oh how they were wrong. So, so wrong.

     Noticing the eyes, Count Sebastian quickly pulled down his hand and uttered, "You will be plucking out the euphorbia flowers at the back garden, strictly with your own hands and nothing else. That is your punishment for talking foul and crudely at the Marquis." with this Elliots eyes grew wide.

     Marquis was just quietly listening, but not really showing any sign of interest on what is currently happening. Bitch, imma slap you when we see each other again.

'Euphorbia? The crown of thorns?!'

"May i add, all of them."

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     I clenched my hands while looking down, remaining silent as the Count finishes his words, healing potions are so damn expensive...nooooooooo...i was thankful that marquis douchebag right there healed me. Ugh! I...I wanna cry, fuck this. Fuck you wannabe sebastian bitch! Fuck you! You Bipolar Marquis shitty-ass-saggy-balls-mf!

"Do you understand?" Count Sebastian ask glaring at me hard.

"..."

"I said do you understand me, Elliot?" He repeated but more louder.

"FUCK YOU, SEBASTIAN!! I HOPE YOU DIE AND GET KARATE CHOP BY MOTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE!" After shouting at him, surprising all the people outside, the marquis and also the count who now looks like he wants to strangle me. I run pass him—not forgetting to bump shoulders with the Count and sprinted away fast. I know i look like shit but i don't really give a fuck right now.

Since i've decided to run away.

     I'm going to buy a small house in the city close to my shop then change my name and live a happy life 'recruiting' handsome men to be part of my lovely harem. Forget about the Love targets, they can rot and get wrinkles for all i care—trying to save the naive 'clumsy' or should i say dumb as fuck heroine. Why is she even called a 'heroine'?

'Alina Leggièri...'

     Daughter of Baron Albert Leggièri and Baroness Adelle Leggièri. You all can guess, a lower rank lady invited to the royal ball, met the love targets one by one. Fell in love with her as time goes by—all of them—they all go crazy and stupid for her yada yada.

     Found out she was a flashlight magician or whatever it was, the King and Queen became interested and valued her. She actually got very close with the crown prince and unlocked some special scenes with him, even the 18+ ones like—this girl made all of the targets obsessed with her cause she can't keep her horny ass down.

     The big red flag that i immediately though when i was playing the game was that after doing some kinky shits with the yandere bitch targets she will purposely make them fall in love! like the choices were dumb as fuuuuuuck.

   And of course, them thinking she loves them and then see her slutting herself with another guy made them angry, protected and obsessed with her! but all of them thinks that she wasn't the one initiating the act and that it was the opposite.

     And that's where the love targets plans their scheme to break her ankles and lock her up inside their basements.

'She could've made it clear in the first place that, that was just a one fuck thing with them.'

     But the game was...hard. Really hard, that's one of the reasons why i hate it. You can't predict your ending cause sometimes even if you're having a good time with your chosen love interest, the ending is them locking you up somewhere, maybe killing you to be theirs or something and killing themselves after. Exterminating innocent people like your friends and the other love targets.

     Why a bad ending? cause you made one fucking mistake, like picking a wrong choice of answer....what in the actual fuckary. I'm confident that i can change those people and make them become less possessive and obsessed cause obviously i played the game, but it's different now. I'm IN the game and this is basically real life to me!

So i will now put a big red ex on the plan: Steal the Love Interests :(

"Too bad you're still gonna meet them."

"WHO—WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" Elliot shouted wide eyed, "I'm going crazy...i'm hearing things...all because of that damn count and marquis."

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