ch. 21 | shiver me timber

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"So, uhm... is the taste to your liking, Sir?" I mentally prayed for all gods out there to hear and help me get out of the situation I was currently in. If you're wondering what the fuck just happened. Basically, a day ago, Victor Le cock suddenly sent a message to me, delivered by Julian. At that time I was at the shop managing stuff like an independent person I wasβ€”also maybe sightseeing for some hot guys to put on my..uh...friend group...

Β  Β Β  We are going out of topic, let's go back. Victor sent me a message and a day later Julian was back again to fetch me. I don't know why he had to be with me but I just rolled with whatever shit that bastard was planning.

Β  Β Β  I brought my amazing book filled with fanfictions of me with my favorite characters and the secret modern food recipes invented in the modern days. I'm not a fan of plagiarizing stuff so, of course, I did some of my own twists. I actually cannot believe that Marquis even though I was talented.

'I literally burned a bread when I tried to cook in my last life. It looked like a rock when it came out. Pure black.' I did improve later on but not to the point where I was much better than a professional.

"This is quite good even if it's made by a puny brat like you."

Aldonis chimed in making a tick mark appear on my head, why the hell is this guy even here?

Aldonis was wearing something more casual which I got to admit made me want to say, "okay daddy, i see you". A pair of white long-sleeved upper garment, it looked very lightweight with a medium size v-cut that fell loosely on its cuff. For his undergarment, he wore a simple black jeanβ€”like pants that tucked in the end of his shirt.

Victor wore the usual, prince-y yet sophisticated attire. A long ass black coat embroidered with I suspect real goldβ€”it was styled that not all buttons where secure and just the middle part directly at the abdomen right above the umbilicus, inside is a normal thin piece of white cloth. He also had the same pants like Aldonisβ€”DID THEY FUCK?! DID I RUIN THE PLOT THAT MUCH??

"It's okay." Marquis responded and...stared at me.

This guy keeps looking at me non stop, and what the fuck happened to his personality?! We were doing well at first with me almost getting fuck by him but now! nOooOoOOoooo he just had to turn into a scumbag and oh! In addition he might be fucking with his bestie.

'What if he's also a reincarnated twink guy planning to get all the guys?! I will not fucking lose.'

"Can I go now, sir?" I felt Aldonis's champagne colored eyes bore at my head.

"No, you're gonna be with me all day, human." Aldonis chimed in happily which made me clench my jaw tightly.

"W-Why is that, sir Aldonis?"

"Stop calling me sir it makes me feel old, just Aldonis is fine."

"Don't tire him too much, Al." Victor advised and Aldonis assured him that he won't do anything that extreme to me, "Don't worry vicky boo~ I won't steal your little toy away, now come along."

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Weird...this guys is so weird. What the fuck.

Aldonis held one teacup up sipping the tea from time to time while explaining his interesting story, "I was very surprised when she started putting her finger inside my buttβ€”"

"And you see I was being a gentleman and tried to tell her that I most preferred to put it in not someone to put it in me, if you know what is mean, she didn't listen then kept going and I got scared! So I blasted her off me out the window accidentallyβ€”don't worry she's alive and well. But Everyone saw her naked boob hahsiskwndidgskdvβ€”it was so funny cause she flew in one of my ponds and had a fish stuck on her hair."

Okay, maybe he's kinda entertaining to be with, "What about you? Do you have any interesting story? I mean humans are boring but you'e not really normal to say."

"What do you mean? As far as I know i'm human..?" Confused, I directed my gaze to his, hazel eyes crashing with my own silver colored iris.

A maid suddenly announced her presence and a strong smell of melon hit my nose, ew. I'm not really fond of melon, it's probably my least favorite fruit. It just taste like medicine to me.

Our eyes broke away from each other and Aldonis turned to inspect the slice of melon cake presented in front of him, he reached and grab the dessert fork but everything seemed to go slow motion, a bright flash of light came from my point of view.

There was me looking at the games review on birdtweet when I stumbled upon one of the developers post.

I believe in Aldonis Supremacy 🀍✨
πŸ”˜bitch_dev19

Fun fact : Aldonis is actually allergic to melon 🍈 idk I just randomly wanted him to be allergic to something.

Back to the present, Oikawa look alike was about to put the piece of cake inside his mouth and I don't know what came over me, it's probably the rush that I didn't have time to think because the mother fucking cake was about to touch his lips. I immediately run up the table not minding the cups that fell on the side making a loud shattering sound, I was close to slapping the fork out of his handβ€”too close that instead of the utensil I slapped his face.

Of course, it didn't end there, I fell on top of him on the large red velvet couch. Trapping him inside both my outstretched arms.

My virgin ass became flustered and tried to get off him but he suddenly grabbed me by the side of my face, traveled to my hair and slid down my nape making me goddam do the fucking shiver me timbers.

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