Live, laugh, love
6 people
-7:30 pm-
(Y/n👹)
I think I got horny on a theater
Mk
What happen to the good morning?? What happen to the hello??
Tang
And I think I want to kill myself
(Y/n👹)
Not everything it's about u
Pigsy
I still don't know who is this person
(Y/n👹)
I'm Jared, 19
Mei
They where probably thinking about sun wukong
(Y/n👹)
I have to make an announcement
My Monkie king phase is over
Mei
I'm so proud of you (y/n)
Mk
Yeah it was kinda weird the way they talked about him
The coochie man
It wasn't that bad
(Y/n👹)
HIS NOT DYSLEXIC ANYMORE SO PROUD OF U
Mei
Ik u could go through this congratulations!!!
Pigsy
Can someone tell me who is this stranger
(Y/n👹)
We should make a celebration it's a open invite
With alcohol tho
Tang
You are a minor.
(Y/n👹)
People with glasses shouldn't exist
This bitch fr assuming my age the fuck
Mk
Literally like, it's not that hard to see🙄
The coochie man
Nono they are the smart ones we need them
(Y/n👹)
That's kinda racist toward the people who use them.
Mei
Monkie king is racist confirmed
Mk
I teach u the whole afternoon for u to learn on how to text and this is how u come up
I'm so disappointed.
The Coochie man
HOW IS THAT RACIST
(Y/n👹)
For the sake of everyone u should stop texting
We disgrace this type of actions
The coochie man
THATS NOT HOW RACIST WORKS WHYA
Mei
SHHHHHH
The coochie man
STOP I DIDNT
(Y/n👹)
This is one of the reasons I prefer Ne Zha over u.
The coochie man
Oh no u didn't just
(Y/n👹)
Did I stutter?
The coochie man
I'm actually really offended right now
I though we had something special 💔
Tang
You know if you need something I'm always be there for you
The coochie man
Who the fuck are u
pigsy
HELLO DID ANYONE READ MY MESSAGE
Tang
Skydiving or hypothermia
Mk
Skydiving on fire into a woodchipper pointed at Niagara falls
Mei
Did u get this from Reddit
Mk
No.
(Y/n👹)
None I prefer Sodium nitrite, taken in solution with water. You'll also need a prescription antiemetic to prevent vomiting. Basically the sodium nitrite causes you to pass out and kills you via hypoxia. You'll turn blue but it's peaceful and not messy.
Tang
How do u know all of this
(Y/n👹)
I took chemistry class
Mk
Are u ok?
(Y/n👹)
Perfectly
The coochie man
I don't remember that from chemistry class
(Y/n👹)
Ur literally 10000000 years old shut the fuck up
Mei
The impressive thing here is that he took classes
The coochie man
I'm just all that
(Y/n👹)
Says the guy who didn't even know how to type
The coochie man
I know now tho
(Y/n👹)
But u didn't before
The coochie man
Oh sorry if I'm the only one who didn't know how to write before because logically I'm pretty sure we all get to this exact stage and I haven't seen a case of someone being born and going straight to writing something
Society.
(Y/n👹)
And this is the exact same reason I prefer that theater guy
Mk
Wait what
Mei
Remember their first message from today
I think that guy made them feel this silly way
The Coochie man
Silly way
Mk
Silly way
Pigsy
I'm done
(Y/n👹)
Oh I forgot I send that message
Anyways story time on how I got horny on a theater
Tang
Yeah no we don't really need details
Mei
TANG SHUT UP
The coochie man
Let them finish their story damn
Mk
YES TANG THAT WAS SO RUDE
tang
I'm gonna go skydiving
Tang went offline
(Y/n👹)
So continuing after how rude that bitch interrupted my wonderful story
So I was gonna go to the cinema
And I pay the tickets
But I think the bitch who gives them got confused and give me a ticket for the shadow play instead
Mk
Wait a minute
The Coochie man
shut up this is getting interesting
(Y/n👹)
So like I went cuz I ain't let that money go waste
So I went to the sitting place thingy and
The coochie man
JUST GET TO THE POINT ALR GOD DAMN
Mei
Holy shit wait omg
(Y/n👹)
Okay continuing
Everything went black and I got mad scared so I screamed so loud but then everything was back to normal right
Anyways then a guy appear
Couldn't see him tho he was using a big ass cape
And then he started talking
...
The coochie man
THEN WHAT STOP IT WITH THE SUSPENSE
(Y/n👹)
Guys his voice can literally give u 30 orgasm per minute
My mouth was wide open on how good he sounded
I was literally going feral
I didn't pay attention to the shadow thingys because on how that man sounded like a total god
I can't stop thinking about that voice I'm thirsty af I need that MAN ON MY LIFE
IM HAVING A STROKE I CANT TAKE IT ANYONEO HIS RUINING MY LIFEH
that's my fabulous story
Oh yeah then I got into a fight with a redhead it was funnt
the coochie man
I'm out of words
(Y/n👹)
Oh don't be jealous I know there is someone out there that thinks the same way about u!
The coochie man
No like
What if the guy is a 50 year old white man that have a feet kink
And like probably watch furry porn and call his own mother hot
(Y/n👹)
I missed when u where dyslexic
Damn now u got me thinking fuck u.
The coochie man
That was the whole point
(Y/n👹)
Or are u just saying all of this to hide how jealous u are because that's not u?
The coochie man
Jealous of u or the guy?
(Y/n👹)
Wait what
The coochie man
Where did the two of them go
(Y/n👹)
DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW
the coochie man
@mk @mei hello???
(Y/n👹)
pussy.
Mk
OKAY FISRY AT ALL
Mei
OKFG THIS IS SO FUNNT
(Y/n👹)
Huh
Mk
(Y/n) we know the theater guy
The coochie man
Wait really
Mei
God he's gonna be mad
(Y/n👹)
Like u know how he looks like
Mk
Yes
(Y/n👹)
Is he
Mk
Yes
(Y/n👹)
I'm creaming
The coochie man
Who is it
(Y/n👹)
Screaming**
Mk
U aren't gonna like it
The coochie man
Just tell already
Mei
Wait which redhead did u fight
(Y/n👹)
Oh yeah a guy with glasses
I think I have beef with people that wears glasses
Mk
WAIT RED SON LFMAOOA HWTA
Mei
WHY DID U FIGHT HIM
(Y/n👹)
He couldn't stop whining the whole play so I told him to shut up and he got mad offended
The coochie man
HELLO WHO WAS THE THEATER GUY
(Y/n👹)
He's the type of person that names his dick something goofy
Mk
He probably dirty talks himself when he jerks off
Mei
"Oh yes you like how I pump you like that little guy"
(Y/n👹)
FOULL
Mk
IM CRYIGNGI
The coochie man
This it what my life has come to?
Mei
Oh yeah the theater guy was macaque btw
The coochie man
Oh
(Y/n👹)
He probably name his dick Jeremy
Mk
Nah probably Winston
Sandy is online
Sandy
GUYS
Mei
Nono probably Benjamin
(Y/n👹)
What no it has to be a straight white man's name
Mk
OH I KNOW
Sandy
GUYS I HAVE TO TELL U SOMETHING IMPORTANT
Mk
Hank
(Y/n👹)
Oh shit that's a good one
@thecoochieman what do u think??
Hello??
Where did he go
Mk
I think he is processing what he almost publicly admitted that he is the one who wanted to go hear his enemy's sexy, mind blowing voice instead of u
(Y/n👹)
Oh
Anyways does someone haves the number of the guy who names his dick
Mei
LETS CREATE A GROUP CHAT WITH HIM
(Y/n👹)
And this is why u are my favorite
Mei
@mk suck it up bitch🖕
Mk
I though we had something special (y/n)💔
Sandy
GUYS WHY ARENT U ANSWERING ME
(Y/n👹)
Life is a bitch Mk
Don't be too sweet in this cruel world or they will eat you alive
Mk
Damn this shit deep
Mei
Pls shut the fuck up
(Y/n👹)
Ok
MK CREATE THE GROUP CHAT ALR DAMN
Mk
OKAY DONE
(Y/n👹)
Finally
Sandy
Guys???
Hello???
Damn it they left
Pigsy
Now you know how it feels
And who is this new person?
Sandy
The person that beat Mk with a umbrella
Pigsy
Why would he have the number of the person that beat him with a umbrella?
Sandy
Society.
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