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6 people



-7:30 pm-




(Y/n👹)
I think I got horny on a theater


Mk
What happen to the good morning?? What happen to the hello??


Tang
And I think I want to kill myself



(Y/n👹)
Not everything it's about u



Pigsy
I still don't know who is this person



(Y/n👹)
I'm Jared, 19



Mei
They where probably thinking about sun wukong



(Y/n👹)
I have to make an announcement

My Monkie king phase is over



Mei
I'm so proud of you (y/n)


Mk
Yeah it was kinda weird the way they talked about him


The coochie man
It wasn't that bad



(Y/n👹)
HIS NOT DYSLEXIC ANYMORE SO PROUD OF U



Mei
Ik u could go through this congratulations!!!


Pigsy
Can someone tell me who is this stranger



(Y/n👹)
We should make a celebration it's a open invite

With alcohol tho



Tang
You are a minor.



(Y/n👹)
People with glasses shouldn't exist

This bitch fr assuming my age the fuck


Mk
Literally like, it's not that hard to see🙄


The coochie man
Nono they are the smart ones we need them



(Y/n👹)
That's kinda racist toward the people who use them.



Mei
Monkie king is racist confirmed


Mk
I teach u the whole afternoon for u to learn on how to text and this is how u come up

I'm so disappointed.


The Coochie man
HOW IS THAT RACIST



(Y/n👹)
For the sake of everyone u should stop texting

We disgrace this type of actions



The coochie man
THATS NOT HOW RACIST WORKS WHYA


Mei
SHHHHHH


The coochie man
STOP I DIDNT



(Y/n👹)
This is one of the reasons I prefer Ne Zha over u.



The coochie man
Oh no u didn't just



(Y/n👹)
Did I stutter?



The coochie man
I'm actually really offended right now

I though we had something special 💔


Tang
You know if you need something I'm always be there for you


The coochie man
Who the fuck are u


pigsy
HELLO DID ANYONE READ MY MESSAGE


Tang

which of these two ways of dying is cooler

Skydiving or hypothermia


Mk
Skydiving on fire into a woodchipper pointed at Niagara falls


Mei
Did u get this from Reddit


Mk
No.



(Y/n👹)
None I prefer Sodium nitrite, taken in solution with water. You'll also need a prescription antiemetic to prevent vomiting. Basically the sodium nitrite causes you to pass out and kills you via hypoxia. You'll turn blue but it's peaceful and not messy.



Tang
How do u know all of this



(Y/n👹)
I took chemistry class



Mk
Are u ok?



(Y/n👹)
Perfectly



The coochie man
I don't remember that from chemistry class



(Y/n👹)
Ur literally 10000000 years old shut the fuck up



Mei
The impressive thing here is that he took classes


The coochie man
I'm just all that



(Y/n👹)
Says the guy who didn't even know how to type



The coochie man
I know now tho



(Y/n👹)
But u didn't before



The coochie man
Oh sorry if I'm the only one who didn't know how to write before because logically I'm pretty sure we all get to this exact stage and I haven't seen a case of someone being born and going straight to writing something

Society.



(Y/n👹)
And this is the exact same reason I prefer that theater guy



Mk
Wait what


Mei
Remember their first message from today

I think that guy made them feel this silly way


The Coochie man
Silly way


Mk
Silly way


Pigsy
I'm done



(Y/n👹)
Oh I forgot I send that message

Anyways story time on how I got horny on a theater



Tang
Yeah no we don't really need details


Mei
TANG SHUT UP


The coochie man
Let them finish their story damn


Mk
YES TANG THAT WAS SO RUDE


tang
I'm gonna go skydiving




Tang went offline





(Y/n👹)
So continuing after how rude that bitch interrupted my wonderful story

So I was gonna go to the cinema

And I pay the tickets

But I think the bitch who gives them got confused and give me a ticket for the shadow play instead



Mk
Wait a minute


The Coochie man
shut up this is getting interesting



(Y/n👹)
So like I went cuz I ain't let that money go waste

So I went to the sitting place thingy and



The coochie man
JUST GET TO THE POINT ALR GOD DAMN


Mei
Holy shit wait omg



(Y/n👹)

STOP INTERRUPTING ME OMG

Okay continuing

Everything went black and I got mad scared so I screamed so loud but then everything was back to normal right

Anyways then a guy appear

Couldn't see him tho he was using a big ass cape

And then he started talking

...



The coochie man
THEN WHAT STOP IT WITH THE SUSPENSE



(Y/n👹)
Guys his voice can literally give u 30 orgasm per minute

My mouth was wide open on how good he sounded

I was literally going feral

I didn't pay attention to the shadow thingys because on how that man sounded like a total god

I can't stop thinking about that voice I'm thirsty af I need that MAN ON MY LIFE

IM HAVING A STROKE I CANT TAKE IT ANYONEO HIS RUINING MY LIFEH

that's my fabulous story

Oh yeah then I got into a fight with a redhead it was funnt



the coochie man
I'm out of words



(Y/n👹)
Oh don't be jealous I know there is someone out there that thinks the same way about u!



The coochie man
No like

What if the guy is a 50 year old white man that have a feet kink

And like probably watch furry porn and call his own mother hot



(Y/n👹)
I missed when u where dyslexic

Damn now u got me thinking fuck u.



The coochie man
That was the whole point



(Y/n👹)
Or are u just saying all of this to hide how jealous u are because that's not u?



The coochie man
Jealous of u or the guy?



(Y/n👹)
Wait what



The coochie man
Where did the two of them go



(Y/n👹)
DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW



the coochie man
@mk @mei hello???



(Y/n👹)
pussy.



Mk
OKAY FISRY AT ALL


Mei
OKFG THIS IS SO FUNNT



(Y/n👹)
Huh



Mk
(Y/n) we know the theater guy


The coochie man
Wait really


Mei
God he's gonna be mad



(Y/n👹)
Like u know how he looks like



Mk
Yes



(Y/n👹)
Is he



Mk
Yes



(Y/n👹)
I'm creaming



The coochie man
Who is it



(Y/n👹)
Screaming**



Mk
U aren't gonna like it


The coochie man
Just tell already


Mei
Wait which redhead did u fight



(Y/n👹)
Oh yeah a guy with glasses

I think I have beef with people that wears glasses



Mk
WAIT RED SON LFMAOOA HWTA


Mei
WHY DID U FIGHT HIM



(Y/n👹)
He couldn't stop whining the whole play so I told him to shut up and he got mad offended



The coochie man
HELLO WHO WAS THE THEATER GUY



(Y/n👹)
He's the type of person that names his dick something goofy



Mk
He probably dirty talks himself when he jerks off


Mei
"Oh yes you like how I pump you like that little guy"



(Y/n👹)
FOULL



Mk
IM CRYIGNGI


The coochie man
This it what my life has come to?


Mei
Oh yeah the theater guy was macaque btw


The coochie man
Oh



(Y/n👹)
He probably name his dick Jeremy



Mk
Nah probably Winston




Sandy is online




Sandy
GUYS


Mei
Nono probably Benjamin



(Y/n👹)
What no it has to be a straight white man's name



Mk
OH I KNOW


Sandy
GUYS I HAVE TO TELL U SOMETHING IMPORTANT


Mk
Hank



(Y/n👹)
Oh shit that's a good one

@thecoochieman what do u think??

Hello??

Where did he go



Mk
I think he is processing what he almost publicly admitted that he is the one who wanted to go hear his enemy's sexy, mind blowing voice instead of u



(Y/n👹)
Oh

Anyways does someone haves the number of the guy who names his dick



Mei
LETS CREATE A GROUP CHAT WITH HIM



(Y/n👹)
And this is why u are my favorite



Mei
@mk suck it up bitch🖕


Mk
I though we had something special (y/n)💔


Sandy
GUYS WHY ARENT U ANSWERING ME



(Y/n👹)
Life is a bitch Mk

Don't be too sweet in this cruel world or they will eat you alive



Mk
Damn this shit deep


Mei
Pls shut the fuck up



(Y/n👹)
Ok

MK CREATE THE GROUP CHAT ALR DAMN



Mk
OKAY DONE



(Y/n👹)
Finally



Sandy
Guys???

Hello???

Damn it they left


Pigsy
Now you know how it feels

And who is this new person?


Sandy
The person that beat Mk with a umbrella


Pigsy
Why would he have the number of the person that beat him with a umbrella?


Sandy
Society.


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