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Dark diarrhea
@(y/n👹) We have a question

The coochie man
Boy shut the fuck up

Dark diarrhea
Don't even u stupid fuck the thing u just say it's unforgivable.

(Y/n👹)
Damn y'all having a group chat without me u fake ass bitches

Dark diarrhea
This group it's only for old people but u are an exception 😜

The coochie man
Kick me out then

(Y/n👹)
Honey you're the oldest here

The coochie man
No I'm not

Dark diarrhea
He's to old that he can't even think properly

The coochie man
Bitch ur only friend is a rat don't even come at me

Dark diarrhea
Mf u friend with kids stfu

The coochie man
At least I'm not a lonely fuck

Dark diarrhea
Says the guy who wears the same shit over 30000 years ago

(Y/n👹)
I'm with him in this one u smell kinda weird now

The coochie man
Where's ur dad at

(Y/n👹)
at the bridge lake

The coochie man
Oh damn I'm sorry

(Y/n👹)
Yeah u better be

Dark diarrhea
Oh u mess it up.

(Y/n👹)
Wdym

Oh

WAIT STOP

the coochie man
SORRY FOR DROPPING DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH😹😹😹😹

Good I love revenge

(Y/n👹)
FUCK MACAQUE BRO DIDNT WARN ME

dark diarrhea
I warned u tho🙄

(Y/n👹)
Now this is embarrassing

Dark diarrhea
U fine the thing u are about to see it's mad embarrassing

Wukong say the name of that anime singer

The coochie man
The anime pop star bitch with blue hair right

Her name is mitski

(Y/n👹)
Ain't no way.

Dark diarrhea
I told u

(Y/n👹)
That's not her name stupid fuck

The coochie man
Yes it is omg

She's the one who sings that celery songs

The one that goes hratatasga ia apaiaii

Some shit like that

(Y/n👹)
OH MY GOD😭

dark diarrhea
HE DID JUST DISRESPECT MITSKI LIKE THAT

Gordon ramsey it's online

Gordon Ramsey
I thought u where better than this u simian💔

(Y/n👹)
What the hell is Gordon ramsey doing here

@gordonramsey come rate this juicy food down here instead 😻

Dark diarrhea
No she is the goddess of the moon

Somehow she's a influencer now

Spotlight, moonlight, why you trippin' Get your mood light, uh

(Y/n👹)
WAIT CHANG' E?

YOU'RE THE WOMAN FROM THE COOKING SHOW PIGSY IS OBSESS ABOUT

Gordon Ramsey
OWOWWOO YEAH

u are (y/n) right? These two simians talks to much about u

(Y/n👹)
Is that so?

They been my fans for a while now😹

Dark diarrhea
Ugh now why are u lying 🙄

Gordon Ramsey
Don't test me u know I can send proof 🖕

The coochie man
No I haven't the fuck

Gordon Ramsey
Don't EVEN SPEAK TO ME U FOOL U JUST DISRESPECT THE QUEEN MITSKI

the coochie man
WHAT U DONT LIKE PEOPLE WITH BLUE HAIR OR SOMETHING? THATS A BIT BLUEPHOBIC

gordon Ramsey
THATS NOT EVEN HER NAME U ARE LITERALLY MISUNDERSTANDING TWO PEOPLE

The coochie man
THEN WHO THE FUCK IS MITSKU

MITKSTY

MITKSU

MITSKI

dark diarrhea
This is so embarrassing for u leave.

(Y/n👹)
Monkie soup looking kinda tasty now

The coochie man
WHY YALL HATING IF YALL DONT TELL ME THE REAL NAME OF THE BLUE BITCH

(Y/n👹)
MIKU MIKU U UNCULTURED SWINE

The coochie man
Oh ok

So then who the hell is mitski

Gordon Ramsey
A singer

The coochie man
Thanks u that helped so much

Gordon Ramsey
Ofc ofc😋

The coochie man
Kill yourself.

(Y/n👹)
Baby, though I've closed my eyes

I know who you pretend i am

That's the woman who sings that

The coochie man
oh

OHHHH

Not my fault that their name writes almost the same

Gordon Ramsey
Or u are just old and stupid🤭

The coochie man
U dare to talk to the great sage equal to heavens like that

I could destroy the moon with one finger if I want to u bubble gum, dumb, dumb looking fuck

(Y/n👹)
Yeah yeah grandpa let's get u to bed

The coochie man
I could destroy the floor u walk through

Dark diarrhea
Is he going to continue

The coochie man
I could make this planet crash into the sun if I want to

Gordon Ramsey
Peepaw haves some issues ☹️

Dark diarrhea
He probably haves dementia

The coochie man
I could kiss Obama if I want to

(Y/n👹)
Y'all have club penguin

Gordon Ramsey
Yes😈

Dark diarrhea
Duh

The coochie man
I could drink the whole Pacific Ocean if I want to

(Y/n👹)
Let me send my server then

Dark diarrhea
Ugh wait I forgot my email was banned let me create another one

Gordon Ramsey
Good

What did u do anyways u fool

Dark diarrhea
No not telling u now u rude af.

Gordon Ramsey
Sexism

(Y/n👹)
Probably say dick and balls thinking is funny

Mine got banned cuz I told someone they looked like their mom's pussy lips

Gordon Ramsey
LMFAOAOA

ew so rude for reporting u 😕

Dark diarrhea
💀

No I just scared them for sending them their address and telling them that I'm gonna eat their whole family

They started the argument tho🙄

(Y/n👹)
Kids are so sensitive omg

Gordon Ramsey
Very

My first account got banned because my penguin husband thought I was kissing another penguin so he reported me

It's not my fault that the pixels make it look like if im kissing someone when I'm just dancing around close to them🤨

(Y/n👹)
U don't need that Man u are to sexy for him

Dark diarrhea
Hot girl shit

(Y/n👹)
Macaque is such a feminist 😫

Gordon Ramsey
No he isn't don't agree with him fool.

Dark diarrhea
No u giving me hate while I'm here supporting u

Gordon Ramsey
Cry about it😊

(Y/n👹)
I'm stuck with ancient people who have arguments like a 6 years olds

OKAY COME TO MY SERVER FUCKERS

the coochie man
Wait what was I saying

(Y/n👹)
Come play club penguin u whore

Gordon Ramsey
Ugh why did u invite the ginger

The coochie man
I'm not a ginger u fucking colorblind bitch.

Dark diarrhea
LMFAOAO IM USING THAT NOW TY

Gordon Ramsey
UGHHHGGU WHY U NEED TO COPY ME ON EVERYTHING

And so rude ginger.

The coochie man
Stop

Dark diarrhea
Stfu u are a ginger why u even talking

Gordon Ramsey
Yeah.

The coochie man
(Y/n) they are bullying this poor old man

(Y/n👹)
Don't get mad my little Ed sheeran

The coochie man went offline

Gordon Ramsey
LFMAOAO

wait no u fools are stealing my joke is only funny when I do it

(Y/n👹)
No need to be envious 🤲

So if peepaw isn't going to play let's invite Ne zha

Gordon Ramsey
No don't invite him.

(Y/n👹)
Wait why

Dark diarrhea
He said that he got ptsd because of wukong

And being with him in one group chat is enough stress

Gordon Ramsey
And said if we invite him back he's going to make us milk cows in Alabama for the rest of our lifes

As u can see he's the spoiled kid.

(Y/n👹)
So y'all scared of him?

Dark diarrhea
Nah that bitch can die tbh

(Y/n👹) added zaza

Dark diarrhea left the group chat

Gordon Ramsey went offline

Zaza
I'm getting the cows

(Y/n👹)
Can we play club penguin

Zaza
Sure

The coochie man is online

Zaza
Never mind

The coochie man changed "zaza" to "grinch looking ass"

The coochie man
I get a stroke every time I see this username

Grinch looking ass
I get a stroke every time I see you typing

The coochie man
Good die

Grinch looking ass
I fucking hate you

(Y/n👹)
No club penguin then.

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Y'all wanna make a discord server or something 🙄