Live, laugh, love
7 people
-5:04pm-
Mk
I was walking then I saw a squirrel liking their ass and then it caught me staring
Let's say my face have scratches now
(Y/n👹)
Mk is rude to stare at someone licking their ass💔
Mei
Respect their privacy u fool
Mk
Licking their ass on the streets what privacy but pop off ig
Sandy
Why are we talking about licking asses
(Y/n👹)
I have depression
Tang
Twins🫶
The coochie man
Stfu all of u I'm talking with my partner right now
Mk
Girlfriend, partner sounds goofy peepaw wukong🤲
Or boyfriend I don't judge
Tang
What.
(Y/n👹)
Ok😹
Mei
Ik that emoji it's trying to hide ur screaming, crying, throwing up, ripping out hair, and chewing down nails
(Y/n👹)
Don't forget ripping off cuticle skin, sobbing hysterically, scratching, biting, jumping out of a building, kicking, hissing, slapping, shrieking, cursing, and tearing up
And idk what ur talking about 😹
Pigsy
Ain't no way this ancient Monkie got someone
The coochie man
Cry about it swine
Sandy
Now everyone no need to be rude
Where did you meet them wukong?
The coochie man
On the Internet
Mk
Wait
Which part of it
The coochie man
On the app that (y/n) told me to download
(Y/n👹)
Omfg discord?
The coochie man
Yeah
Tang
Break out with them now u are in danger.
The coochie man
Don't tell me how to live my life
Mei
IM CRYRYRIGN U EVEN KNOW HOW THEY LOOK LIKE
the coochie man
No🤨
Mk
Omg😭
(Y/n👹)
LFMOAOAIA
Tang
WUKONG LISTEN TO ME
BREAK OUT WITH THEM
the coochie man
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT U ARE A LONELY FUCK
Sandy
This is gonna go so wrong
The coochie man
All of u are just jealous cuz I got someone
Mei
It would be so weird if it is a 12 year old girl
(Y/n👹)
Oh no peepaw is about to catch a case
Pigsy
Reminder that this guy is training you Mk
The coochie man
Omfg it's not a child they literally have a profile picture
(Y/n👹)
Probably have one of those white girls Google picture
Mk
Well that work on tang
Mei
U too I ain't forget
Mk
I was 14 I was at my fuck boy era😕
Tang
Please as a victim of this I'm telling u to BLOCK THIS PERSON
I HAVE TRAUMA FROM THAT
the coochie man
all of u are gonna see that I'm right brb
The coochie man went offline
(Y/n👹)
I once faked that I was pewdiepie and it worked
I got their social security number
But the police was at my house so ig I couldn't use it 🙄
Mk
💀
Mei
What the hell how did u convince them
(Y/n👹)
Idk they told me to send proof and just said
How's it going bros my name is pewdiepieEe
Pigsy
It was you.
Sandy
WHAT
(Y/n👹)
Huh
Pigsy
IT WAS YOU THE ONE WHO GOT MY SOCIAL
Mk
EXCUSE ME WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS
tang
PIGSY WHAT
Mei
LMFOAOA ITS EMBARRASSING TO TELL SOMEONE THAT U GIVE UR SECURITY NUMBER BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY ARE PEWDIEPIE SO I DONT BLAME HIM😭😭
(Y/n👹)
ITS UR FUCKING FAULT THAT I ALMOST GO TO JAIL I WAS LITERALLY SHAKING TO DEATH ON THAT DAY
pigsy
YOU STOLE MY FUCKING SOCIAL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
(Y/n👹)
U GIVE IT TO ME MOTHER FUCKER ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT U ARE FUCKING STUPID
plus it was just a joke ain't that serious
Mk
IM CRYITNTNGJ
Pigsy
THEN DONT DO THIS TO OLD PEOPLE YOU IDIOT
okay I'm done it was like a year ago anyways
(Y/n👹)
Fine🙄
But u know that I'm friends with pewdiepie and he wants to ask u about
Pigsy
It's not gonna work anymore fucker
Tang
Wait why the hell u have discord
Ew.
Pigsy
Why you have discord then?
Tang
U are more older than me so don't say shit
Mei
This is one of the reasons why discord should be fucking eliminated
Mk
Can we all just agree that we all have some type of trauma from discord
Sandy
I have discord and I don't have a trauma from it!!
Forget what I just say I got a message from a server and it's a dick pic.
Mei
6 only one missing
The coochie man it's online
(Y/n👹)
We will see about that
@thecoochieman how was it with ur boo😻
The coochie man
I hope every fucking old bald man fucking choke on those goldfish salty af snacks and never see the daylight ever again
Tang
Omg it happen the same way it happen to me
And I told u so🙄
Mk
How are u doing wukong
The coochie man
I'm shaking
(Y/n👹)
Please explain to us ur traumatic first relationship
The coochie man
I ask the thing if we can FaceTime
And the crusty thing say weird shit like " promise me you won't be scared kitten🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Idk why he keeps calling me a cat I'm clearly a fucking monkey
I thought that shit was shy or som so I just say sure
Then when I fucking accept the video call there was this old ass man, with his shiny af head just fucking staring at my soul
I was in shock I wasn't even moving I got fucking flashed
I don't know how many time we just sit there without saying a word
The audacity of this man that he spoke and ask me kitten are u okay
IM NOT A FUCKING CAT WHY WOUDL HE CALL ME THAT THERE ARE TEARS DOWN MY EYES I AM NOT OKAY THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING IM NOT MENTALLY OKAY
DOES HE EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN MONKEY AND A CAT IM
Mei
IM ROOLIGNY
(Y/n👹)
IM FIRNGVUD
tang
I'm crying really real tears this is so terrifying
The coochie man
I ended the call after he say something about if I can get naked I couldn't take it anymore
@mk I need another computer I accidentally punch the screen
Mk
LET ME CATCH MY BREATH IM CRIFN
the coochie man
STOP LAUGHING THIS IS NOT FUNNY
(Y/n👹)
KITTEN ITS LIKE A PET NAME ITS LIKE SAYING MY LOVE AND SHIT LMFOAOA
And it's more like a sexual thing
The coochie man
WHY WOUDL U TELL ME THIS I FEEL SO MUCH WORSE
I THOUGHT HE DIDNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MONKIE AND CAT
Mk
PIGSY'S SNORTS ARENT HELPING TO CALM ME DOWN
Mei
Oink oink oink oink
Sandy
I didn't need details.
Damnit my night is ruined
Tang
The Internet is some fuck up shit
Mei
So remember don't date online if u don't want what happened to peepaw wukong to happen to you
(Y/n👹)
If u need someone to talk to I'm here mi amor
Tang
Fuck u
(Y/n👹)
Stay jealous 🖕
The coochie man
Ima go do backflips until my neck breaks goodnight
The coochie man went offline
Mk
I think he forgot he's inmortal
(Y/n👹)
Let him be the man just got traumatized
Mei
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleeping in the middle of the summer afternoon
Tang
Stop
Mei
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