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-5:04pm-






Mk
I was walking then I saw a squirrel liking their ass and then it caught me staring

Let's say my face have scratches now



(Y/n👹)
Mk is rude to stare at someone licking their ass💔



Mei
Respect their privacy u fool



Mk
Licking their ass on the streets what privacy but pop off ig



Sandy
Why are we talking about licking asses



(Y/n👹)
I have depression



Tang
Twins🫶



The coochie man
Stfu all of u I'm talking with my partner right now



Mk
Girlfriend, partner sounds goofy peepaw wukong🤲

Or boyfriend I don't judge



Tang
What.



(Y/n👹)
Ok😹



Mei
Ik that emoji it's trying to hide ur screaming, crying, throwing up, ripping out hair, and chewing down nails



(Y/n👹)
Don't forget ripping off cuticle skin, sobbing hysterically, scratching, biting, jumping out of a building, kicking, hissing, slapping, shrieking, cursing, and tearing up

And idk what ur talking about 😹



Pigsy
Ain't no way this ancient Monkie got someone



The coochie man
Cry about it swine



Sandy
Now everyone no need to be rude

Where did you meet them wukong?



The coochie man
On the Internet



Mk
Wait

Which part of it



The coochie man
On the app that (y/n) told me to download



(Y/n👹)
Omfg discord?



The coochie man
Yeah



Tang
Break out with them now u are in danger.



The coochie man
Don't tell me how to live my life



Mei
IM CRYRYRIGN U EVEN KNOW HOW THEY LOOK LIKE



the coochie man
No🤨



Mk
Omg😭



(Y/n👹)
LFMOAOAIA



Tang
WUKONG LISTEN TO ME

BREAK OUT WITH THEM



the coochie man
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT U ARE A LONELY FUCK



Sandy
This is gonna go so wrong



The coochie man
All of u are just jealous cuz I got someone



Mei
It would be so weird if it is a 12 year old girl



(Y/n👹)
Oh no peepaw is about to catch a case



Pigsy
Reminder that this guy is training you Mk



The coochie man
Omfg it's not a child they literally have a profile picture



(Y/n👹)
Probably have one of those white girls Google picture



Mk
Well that work on tang



Mei
U too I ain't forget



Mk
I was 14 I was at my fuck boy era😕



Tang
Please as a victim of this I'm telling u to BLOCK THIS PERSON

I HAVE TRAUMA FROM THAT



the coochie man
all of u are gonna see that I'm right brb






The coochie man went offline






(Y/n👹)
I once faked that I was pewdiepie and it worked

I got their social security number

But the police was at my house so ig I couldn't use it 🙄



Mk
💀



Mei
What the hell how did u convince them



(Y/n👹)
Idk they told me to send proof and just said

How's it going bros my name is pewdiepieEe



Pigsy
It was you.



Sandy
WHAT



(Y/n👹)
Huh



Pigsy
IT WAS YOU THE ONE WHO GOT MY SOCIAL



Mk
EXCUSE ME WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS



tang
PIGSY WHAT



Mei
LMFOAOA ITS EMBARRASSING TO TELL SOMEONE THAT U GIVE UR SECURITY NUMBER BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY ARE PEWDIEPIE SO I DONT BLAME HIM😭😭



(Y/n👹)
ITS UR FUCKING FAULT THAT I ALMOST GO TO JAIL I WAS LITERALLY SHAKING TO DEATH ON THAT DAY



pigsy
YOU STOLE MY FUCKING SOCIAL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO



(Y/n👹)
U GIVE IT TO ME MOTHER FUCKER ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT U ARE FUCKING STUPID

plus it was just a joke ain't that serious



Mk
IM CRYITNTNGJ



Pigsy
THEN DONT DO THIS TO OLD PEOPLE YOU IDIOT

okay I'm done it was like a year ago anyways



(Y/n👹)
Fine🙄

But u know that I'm friends with pewdiepie and he wants to ask u about



Pigsy
It's not gonna work anymore fucker



Tang
Wait why the hell u have discord

Ew.



Pigsy
Why you have discord then?



Tang
U are more older than me so don't say shit



Mei
This is one of the reasons why discord should be fucking eliminated



Mk
Can we all just agree that we all have some type of trauma from discord



Sandy
I have discord and I don't have a trauma from it!!

Forget what I just say I got a message from a server and it's a dick pic.




Mei
6 only one missing







The coochie man it's online







(Y/n👹)
We will see about that

@thecoochieman how was it with ur boo😻



The coochie man
I hope every fucking old bald man fucking choke on those goldfish salty af snacks and never see the daylight ever again



Tang
Omg it happen the same way it happen to me

And I told u so🙄



Mk
How are u doing wukong



The coochie man
I'm shaking



(Y/n👹)
Please explain to us ur traumatic first relationship




The coochie man
I ask the thing if we can FaceTime

And the crusty thing say weird shit like " promise me you won't be scared kitten🥺🥺🥺🥺"

Idk why he keeps calling me a cat I'm clearly a fucking monkey

I thought that shit was shy or som so I just say sure

Then when I fucking accept the video call there was this old ass man, with his shiny af head just fucking staring at my soul

I was in shock I wasn't even moving I got fucking flashed

I don't know how many time we just sit there without saying a word

The audacity of this man that he spoke and ask me kitten are u okay

IM NOT A FUCKING CAT WHY WOUDL HE CALL ME THAT THERE ARE TEARS DOWN MY EYES I AM NOT OKAY THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING IM NOT MENTALLY OKAY

DOES HE EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN MONKEY AND A CAT IM



Mei
IM ROOLIGNY



(Y/n👹)
IM FIRNGVUD



tang
I'm crying really real tears this is so terrifying



The coochie man
I ended the call after he say something about if I can get naked I couldn't take it anymore

@mk I need another computer I accidentally punch the screen



Mk
LET ME CATCH MY BREATH IM CRIFN



the coochie man
STOP LAUGHING THIS IS NOT FUNNY



(Y/n👹)
KITTEN ITS LIKE A PET NAME ITS LIKE SAYING MY LOVE AND SHIT LMFOAOA

And it's more like a sexual thing

The coochie man
WHY WOUDL U TELL ME THIS I FEEL SO MUCH WORSE

I THOUGHT HE DIDNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MONKIE AND CAT



Mk
PIGSY'S SNORTS ARENT HELPING TO CALM ME DOWN



Mei
Oink oink oink oink



Sandy
I didn't need details.

Damnit my night is ruined



Tang
The Internet is some fuck up shit



Mei
So remember don't date online if u don't want what happened to peepaw wukong to happen to you



(Y/n👹)
If u need someone to talk to I'm here mi amor



Tang
Fuck u



(Y/n👹)
Stay jealous 🖕



The coochie man
Ima go do backflips until my neck breaks goodnight







The coochie man went offline








Mk
I think he forgot he's inmortal



(Y/n👹)
Let him be the man just got traumatized



Mei
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleeping in the middle of the summer afternoon



Tang
Stop



Mei








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