The coochie man

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The coochie man
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GET ONLINE

HELLO

URGENT

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What do u want Monkie I'm having my beauty sleep

The coochie man
Bitch keep lying u don't sleep

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No need to brag me like that

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OKAY SO

U KNOW HOW MACAQUE ACTS A BIT QUIRKY AT NIGHT RIGHT

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He acts all sentimental and weird yeah

The other day he told me that he wants someone to stick a whole arm up his asshole

😊

The coochie man
Oh

Anyways so he send me a big ass paragraph

A whole script of Declaration of Independence type of shit omg

AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

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What's the paragraph about

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Him bitchin on how sorry he is and that he miss me and shit

Mf obsess 😹

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Remind him that he already haves someone better than u🙄

My man deserve better

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Never

Oh I know what to send him

Okay done

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He block me🤓

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God wukong what did u send him

The coochie man

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U PIECE OF SHIT U DID NOT JUST💀

Wait u don't have a android anymore I'm so proud of u

Nvm u have the iphone 6 😹

The coochie man
A phone is a phone dipshit

What the fuck do u wanted me to say I ain't saying like

I forgive u

😐

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Yeah

The coochie man

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Ur ego is way larger than tripataka's forehead holy shit

The coochie man
Do not disrespect my master like that.

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Now wukong pride month is alr over 👉

The coochie man
The fuck u mean by that

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We all know u a bit fruity toward him

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Idk what ur talking about

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Don't hide from who u really are🤲🤲

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BE WHO U AREEE

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Stop

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FOR YOUR PRIDEEEE

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STOP

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FOR THE FLAGGG

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SHUT UP STOP

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Now don't be embarrassed my little basket full of skittles

The coochie man
(Y/N) STOP IT ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

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Man now u sound homophobic 😕

OKAU IMG GONNA STOP LEKD

Oh shi I forgot to ask u something

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What

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E-girls or I-ladies

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Wtf is a l-lady

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I LAYDEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Kill yourself

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I'm sorry

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Yeah u better

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SORRY FOR DROOPING DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH

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CHOKE

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WHY DONT U CHOKE ON DEEZ NUTS INSTEAD

RAAAAAHHHHH

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I HATE YOU

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I HATE THAT U ARENT SUCKING DEEZ NUTS

the coochie man
Kill yourself.

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But before that

Man now I feel bad

The coochie man
you take advantage of me because I'm an old man

I should start eating humans again

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Ugh yes daddy eat me😫

Wait u use to eat humans what

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Nvm.

Duh I'm a demon remember

I became vegan 🤲

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Stay away as far as possible thank u

U know that in Brazil they eat monkey soup

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Now why would u tell me that

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Just letting u know

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No mf I didn't need to know this shit

It's literally the same shit if I send u a photo of cannibalism of humans

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WAIT LMFOAOA  ARE U REALLY MAD???

for the deez nuts or the Monkie soup 

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STOP SAYING IT WHAT THE FUCK

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OKAY OAKY MY LOVE LANGUAGE ITS BULLY PEOPLE SORRY🙄

the coochie man
Damn I mean who doesn't love me have u seen me

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U have mommy milkers that's the only good thing about u

The coochie man
U perv have u been staring at my tetas🤨

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Uhhhhh Anyways I told macaque to unblock u cuz I'm just that nice

The coochie man
What did he say

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If u peg him then yes

Joking he say if u apologize

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Just tell him that already did that

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He wants me to send a screenshot for proof

The coochie man
Tell him to choke on his own dick

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Omfg just say sorry I don't wanna get more involved in this weird shit the two of u have

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I'm not apologizing to that damn monkey

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Is because he's a black monkey isn't it

Homophobic and racist

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NO FUCK U THATS NOT HOW RACIST WORKS

and I love gay people wdym 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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Wukong that's the French flag

The coochie man

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My currently obsession is donnie from rottmnt omfg I'm probably gonna write a textfic of them probably maybe