πͺπ»ππ‘π π’π§ππ«πππ’ππ₯ππ¬ ππͺπ»(plus tang)
5 people
-11:10 pm-
Mk
Wenomechainsama
Tang
What.
Mei
Tumajarbisaun
Tang
what the fuck is happening
Pigsy
At least sing it right
Tang
WHAT
Mk
The whole point is to sing it like that omfg
Tang
IM SO CONFUSE????
Sandy
Wifenlooof
Shit I'm late
Mei
Pigsy ruin it
Mk
One of the reasons I'm gonna start eating more bacon
Mei
Oh u dead
Sandy
god damn
...
I'm kinda worried they aren't answering
Mei
Mk probably already living on the streets
Tang
I CANT FIND THE SONG WHAT THE FUCK
Mk
Mister pigsy I am so sorry for the idiotic thing I say earlier, I didn't think of the consequences for this inaceptable action I made, I hope you read this very formally and I'm just gonna say I'm against of the people that torture those poor piggies, who have a life ahead them, and who they just try to survive from this brutal, disgusting, and miserable world, hope you have a great night
Xoxo,
Mk
Mei
U literally live above his restaurant just tell him in person
Mk
Bitch this man is carrying a whole table to throw it at me.
Pigsy
COME BACK DOWN FUCKER
Mk
DID U READ MY PARAGRAPH I SYA SORRY
TANG HLEO ME
sandy
He's to busy trying to figure which song is it
Mei
Just call wukong Mk
Mk
HE ONLY USES GMAIL
Sandy
WHAT
Mk
DON'T BLAME HIM HIS NEW WITH ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY SHIT
Mei
Damn he's that that old
ADD HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IN HERE OMFG
MK
DONT PRESSURE ME IM GONNA SHIT MYSOEKF
Mk added xxxx-xxx-xxx
(???)
Is this a cult or something?
Mk
WUKOGN HLEP ME
(???)
Bitch I ain't a monkey
Mei
MK U IDIOT U ADDED A PHONE NUMBER NOT A GMAIL
Mk
IS RELAKT HARD TO CHECK IF I ADDED HIM WHILE IM IN THE FUCKIGN ROOF TRYING NOT TO GET BEAT OUT
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT U MEI
Mei
IM JUST TRYING TO HELP TF
FUCK U
Mk
I'm really sorry I'm just really stress out rn I shouldn't act it that way
(???)
Wait omg
Is this a sex cult
Sandy
Why the hell would you think that
(???)
Don't question me u people are the one who added me to this thingy
Mei
Mk added u accidentally to this group chat thinking u where Monkie king
(???)
Isn't Monkie king just a legend or something like that
Mk
Nope his literally my mentor
(???)
Sir how much cocain do u take
Mk
IM TELLING THE TRUTH
(???)
Yeah and my dad came back
Wait why tf are u in a rooftop
Sandy
He say that he is going to eat more bacon in front of a pig
(???)
Omg does Mk support pig slavery
Mei
Damn Mk I thought u where better than this
Mk
Kill yourself.
Sandy
Didn't u say you where gonna add Monkie king
Mk
Oh yeah
(???)
Wait
Is he deadass real
Mk
I told u his my mentor
(???)
Damn so all my wet dreams are finally gonna come true
Mei
What
(???)
What
Mk added [email protected]
Mk
MONKIE KING IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE RN
[email protected]
Wsavt thue heff ifs tgis
(???)
I didn't know Monkie king had dyslexia
[email protected]
IHM NVOT DYSZLRELXBIHC
(???)
Shhh it's fine I understand
[email protected]
I DONR JAVE DYSLEACOJA FUCKEHR
(???)
I'm literally having a stroke with this name let me change it
(???) change the name ([email protected]) to (the coochie man)
Mk
What the hell
(???)
I'm I wrong tho?
The Coochie man
Ngot atf allk
Sandy
My aunt have dyslexia
(???)
That's crazy
Anyways I still don't know how that Mk guy have my number
the coochie man
Waich yeagf whfo evren arwe u
(???)
Are u proposing marriage?
the coochie man
WHSTA NCIO
(???)
What?? And ur saying that u want 6 kids??
the coochie man
Cxhoke ojn uyr owsn aitr
(???)
Finally I found love
the coochie man
TDIEB
(???)
(Y/n) wukong
Hell nah they would bully my kid if I put them this
Mk
WAIT OMG
U WHERE THE PERSON THAT HIT ME WITH A UMBRELLA
(???)
OMG NOODLE BOY
Mk changed (???) to (y/nπΉ)
Mei
why did u hit him with a umbrella omg
(y/nπΉ)
Okay so basically I forgor that I order noodles
AndΒ my doorbell rang so I went to see who it was through the window and the only thing I saw
Was his big ass haircut literally looks like a dead cat
So i though he was a demon or sum like that
So i got scared and I open the door and beat the shit out of him
Sandy
Mk why would u have the number of the person that beat the shit out of you with a umbrella
the coochie man
lityerally
Mk
Shut up ur dyslexic
the coochie man left the chat
(Y/nπΉ)
NO HUSBAND COME BACK
I wanted some Monkies babiesπ
Mk
Anyways
they give me their number because of what happen
Mei
Wow
Wait why tho
(Y/nπΉ)
Because I'm sexiest as fuck ofc he would love to have my number
Mk
They are really pretty tho
Mei
@y/nπΉcoochie
(Y/nπΉ)
Huh
Mei
Do u like coochie?
(Y/nπΉ)
Only for u
Wait no I'm married with 6 kids I'm sorry
Mei
Life is so unfair
Tang
Wenomechainsama or Wenamichoinasama, also known as When I Met You in The Summer, refers to a series of ironic lyric video memes where the lyrics to "Summer" by Calvin Harris are presented line by line with the incorrect, phonetic spelling of the lyrics
Finally I found it.
Mei
It took u so long for finding that
(Y/nπΉ)
Damn he didn't know about this shit what a idiot
Tang
Excuse you
(Y/nπΉ)
Sorry daddy
Mk
AYO
Mei
WowowowowowowoWOW
(Y/nπΉ)
Wait Mk are u still on the rooftop
Sandy
Wait yeah I forgot about that
Mk
Oh shit same
Tang is pigsy sill trying to throw a table at me
Tang
So are we just gonna forget that they call me that?
(Y/nπΉ)
U aren't that special damn
Mei
Literally
Mk
TANG ANSWER OFMG
tang
I should just listen to my mom to stay away from this people
Mk
TANG
tang
HES WATCHING A COOKING SHOW SINCE 20 MINUTES AGO
THERE HAPPY
Mk
See it was just that easy to answ
(Y/nπΉ)
What the hell
Mei
Why would he send a mid sentence
Tang
OMFG
Sandy
WHAT
tang
MK LITERALLY JUST FELL FROM THE ROOFTOP
(Y/nπΉ)
Do a flip
Tang
STOP THIS IS NOT A JOKE
OMG
HE FUCKING DIE
Mei
WGAT
(Y/nπΉ)
@mk BITCH STOP PLAYING
Mk
Omg
mei
TANG UR SO FUCKING DRAMATIC OMFG
(Y/nπΉ)
Yeah I almost felt bad and shit
tang
HIS ARM IS TWISTED
IM GOGINT TO FAITN I CMANF
Mk
I can't feel my arm
OMG I CAN SEE A BONE
THAI IS SO NASTY IM GONNA THROW UP
(Y/nπΉ)
BITCH I DONT NEED DETAILS
Mk
IF I SUFFER U SUFFER
(Y/nπΉ)
What if I kill myself on top of u then u fucking die because of blood lose
That would be cute Romeo and Juliet type of shit
Mk
U ARENT HELPING
And that's not definitely Romeo and Juliet story goes
(Y/nπΉ)
IM TRYING MY BEST OMG
Sandy
IS TANG HELPING YOU??
Mk
THE MF IS JUST LYING ON THE FLOOR
(Y/nπΉ)
What a pussy
Mk give me ur direction I'm calling the ambulance since no one is fucking helping
Sandy
IM LITERALLY ON MY WAY
Mei
ON MY WAY TOO
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ABOUT PIGSY
Mk
HIS STILL WATCHING THAT COOKING SHOW
(Y/nπΉ)
There is literally a kid dying in front of his restaurant and this man is watching a cooking show
Mk
Heart broken so many times I don't know what to think
Mei added the coochie man
Mei
UR SON IS DYING
the coochie man
Oh hellj nho I hgave a sdon??
(Y/nπΉ)
Aw his doing his best
The coochie man
I docnt lijke ytou
Pigsy
WHY ARE YOU GUYS BLOWING UP MY PHONE SO MUCH
(Y/nπΉ)
the coochie man
Wairt wjhat is happenving
Pigsy
WHAT
WHO ARE YOU
WHAT KID
WHAT
Mei
MK IS FUCKING DYING OMFG
(Y/nπΉ)
My child is on a misery and no one is doing anything
Pigsy
IM GOING OUTSIDE RN
The Coochie man
Mk isd dytingh
Sandy
PLS MISTER SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE MK IS LITERALLY DYING AND HAVE A TWISTED ARM AND FOR REAL THIS TEXTING THING IS MAKING MAD
(Y/nπΉ)
THE WORST THING THAT HE IS SAYING IT SO PEACEFULLY
@the coochie man sir push the button with a happy face, those are emojis that u can react whatever your feeling right now it's way better like that
Mk
If I don't die for blood lose im gonna teach u how to type
Guys pigsy is yelling at me
The coochie man
π²π²π²π²πββοΈπ¦
Mei
This is so much worst
Sandy
Y/n look what you do
(Y/nπΉ)
I ain't judging because his sexy af
But I'm more sexy ofc
The coochie man
π€π€
(Y/nπΉ)
U know I'm right and u know it bitch.
Mk
THE AMBULANCE IS HEREREHE
Mei
WE ARE HERE TOO
(Y/nπΉ)
I'm there too but spiritually
Mk
Yes omg ur giving me so much support rn
(Y/nπΉ)
Not like othersπ¦§
The coochie man
βοΈπ§π
(Y/nπΉ)
I wasn't referring to u damn
The coochie man
π‘π€₯πππ¦§β
(Y/nπΉ)
Did I mention ur name??no, exactly, plus you are saying it yourself mf
Sandy
How can you understand him
(Y/nπΉ)
I'm his soulmate ofc I can understand him
The coochie man went offline
Mk
The ambulance thinks that pigsy is the one that push me off the roof
Mei
I can see why they think that
(Y/nπΉ)
Wait what about the other guy who pass out
Mk
Oh think the ambulance people saw him
(Y/nπΉ)
And???
Mk
They just leave him there
I'm sure his fineee
Mei
How can he breathe with that position
Sandy
You know that we are in the same place why would you guys keep texting
Mk
Because (y/n) isn't here
Mei
Yeah that was kinda rude sandy
Sandy
IM SORRY (Y/N) I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
(Y/nπΉ)
It's fine king I'm gonna leave anyway I'm tired as fuck
Mk text me tomorrow on how ur doing
Mk
BYE (Y/NNNNNNNN)
Mei
BYEBUEEEE
Sandy
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
(Y/nπΉ)
MWAH KISSES BYE ADIOS CHAOOO πΎ
(Y/nπΉ) went offline
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