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πŸ’ͺπŸ»π“π‘πž π’π§πœπ«πžππ’π›π₯𝐞𝐬 πŸ’πŸ’ͺ🏻(plus tang)

5 people


-11:10 pm-



Mk
Wenomechainsama


Tang
What.


Mei
Tumajarbisaun


Tang
what the fuck is happening


Pigsy
At least sing it right


Tang
WHAT


Mk
The whole point is to sing it like that omfg


Tang
IM SO CONFUSE????


Sandy
Wifenlooof

Shit I'm late


Mei
Pigsy ruin it


Mk
One of the reasons I'm gonna start eating more bacon


Mei
Oh u dead


Sandy
god damn

...

I'm kinda worried they aren't answering


Mei
Mk probably already living on the streets


Tang
I CANT FIND THE SONG WHAT THE FUCK


Mk
Mister pigsy I am so sorry for the idiotic thing I say earlier, I didn't think of the consequences for this inaceptable action I made, I hope you read this very formally and I'm just gonna say I'm against of the people that torture those poor piggies, who have a life ahead them, and who they just try to survive from this brutal, disgusting, and miserable world, hope you have a great night
Xoxo,
Mk


Mei
U literally live above his restaurant just tell him in person


Mk
Bitch this man is carrying a whole table to throw it at me.


Pigsy
COME BACK DOWN FUCKER


Mk
DID U READ MY PARAGRAPH I SYA SORRY

TANG HLEO ME


sandy
He's to busy trying to figure which song is it


Mei
Just call wukong Mk


Mk
HE ONLY USES GMAIL


Sandy
WHAT


Mk
DON'T BLAME HIM HIS NEW WITH ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY SHIT


Mei
Damn he's that that old

ADD HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IN HERE OMFG


MK
DONT PRESSURE ME IM GONNA SHIT MYSOEKF


Mk added xxxx-xxx-xxx



(???)
Is this a cult or something?


Mk
WUKOGN HLEP ME


(???)
Bitch I ain't a monkey


Mei
MK U IDIOT U ADDED A PHONE NUMBER NOT A GMAIL


Mk
IS RELAKT HARD TO CHECK IF I ADDED HIM WHILE IM IN THE FUCKIGN ROOF TRYING NOT TO GET BEAT OUT

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT U MEI


Mei
IM JUST TRYING TO HELP TF

FUCK U


Mk
I'm really sorry I'm just really stress out rn I shouldn't act it that way


(???)
Wait omg

Is this a sex cult


Sandy
Why the hell would you think that



(???)
Don't question me u people are the one who added me to this thingy


Mei
Mk added u accidentally to this group chat thinking u where Monkie king



(???)
Isn't Monkie king just a legend or something like that


Mk
Nope his literally my mentor


(???)
Sir how much cocain do u take



Mk
IM TELLING THE TRUTH



(???)
Yeah and my dad came back

Wait why tf are u in a rooftop



Sandy
He say that he is going to eat more bacon in front of a pig



(???)
Omg does Mk support pig slavery

Mei
Damn Mk I thought u where better than this


Mk
Kill yourself.


Sandy
Didn't u say you where gonna add Monkie king


Mk
Oh yeah



(???)
Wait

Is he deadass real



Mk
I told u his my mentor


(???)
Damn so all my wet dreams are finally gonna come true


Mei
What


(???)
What



Mk added [email protected]


Mk
MONKIE KING IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE RN


[email protected]
Wsavt thue heff ifs tgis


(???)
I didn't know Monkie king had dyslexia


[email protected]
IHM NVOT DYSZLRELXBIHC


(???)
Shhh it's fine I understand


[email protected]
I DONR JAVE DYSLEACOJA FUCKEHR


(???)
I'm literally having a stroke with this name let me change it


(???) change the name ([email protected]) to (the coochie man)


Mk
What the hell


(???)
I'm I wrong tho?


The Coochie man
Ngot atf allk


Sandy
My aunt have dyslexia


(???)
That's crazy

Anyways I still don't know how that Mk guy have my number


the coochie man
Waich yeagf whfo evren arwe u


(???)
Are u proposing marriage?


the coochie man
WHSTA NCIO


(???)
What?? And ur saying that u want 6 kids??


the coochie man
Cxhoke ojn uyr owsn aitr


(???)
Finally I found love


the coochie man
TDIEB


(???)
(Y/n) wukong

Hell nah they would bully my kid if I put them this


Mk
WAIT OMG

U WHERE THE PERSON THAT HIT ME WITH A UMBRELLA


(???)
OMG NOODLE BOY



Mk changed (???) to (y/nπŸ‘Ή)



Mei
why did u hit him with a umbrella omg



(y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Okay so basically I forgor that I order noodles

AndΒ  my doorbell rang so I went to see who it was through the window and the only thing I saw

Was his big ass haircut literally looks like a dead cat

So i though he was a demon or sum like that

So i got scared and I open the door and beat the shit out of him



Sandy
Mk why would u have the number of the person that beat the shit out of you with a umbrella


the coochie man
lityerally


Mk
Shut up ur dyslexic



the coochie man left the chat



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
NO HUSBAND COME BACK

I wanted some Monkies babiesπŸ’”


Mk
Anyways

they give me their number because of what happen


Mei
Wow

Wait why tho



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Because I'm sexiest as fuck ofc he would love to have my number



Mk
They are really pretty tho


Mei
@y/nπŸ‘Ήcoochie


(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Huh


Mei
Do u like coochie?


(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Only for u

Wait no I'm married with 6 kids I'm sorry



Mei
Life is so unfair


Tang
Wenomechainsama or Wenamichoinasama, also known as When I Met You in The Summer, refers to a series of ironic lyric video memes where the lyrics to "Summer" by Calvin Harris are presented line by line with the incorrect, phonetic spelling of the lyrics

Finally I found it.


Mei
It took u so long for finding that



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Damn he didn't know about this shit what a idiot



Tang
Excuse you



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Sorry daddy



Mk
AYO


Mei
WowowowowowowoWOW



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Wait Mk are u still on the rooftop



Sandy
Wait yeah I forgot about that


Mk
Oh shit same

Tang is pigsy sill trying to throw a table at me


Tang
So are we just gonna forget that they call me that?



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
U aren't that special damn



Mei
Literally


Mk
TANG ANSWER OFMG


tang
I should just listen to my mom to stay away from this people


Mk
TANG


tang
HES WATCHING A COOKING SHOW SINCE 20 MINUTES AGO

THERE HAPPY


Mk
See it was just that easy to answ



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
What the hell



Mei
Why would he send a mid sentence


Tang
OMFG


Sandy
WHAT


tang
MK LITERALLY JUST FELL FROM THE ROOFTOP



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Do a flip



Tang
STOP THIS IS NOT A JOKE

OMG

HE FUCKING DIE


Mei
WGAT



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
@mk BITCH STOP PLAYING



Mk
Omg


mei
TANG UR SO FUCKING DRAMATIC OMFG


(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Yeah I almost felt bad and shit



tang
HIS ARM IS TWISTED

IM GOGINT TO FAITN I CMANF


Mk
I can't feel my arm

OMG I CAN SEE A BONE

THAI IS SO NASTY IM GONNA THROW UP



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
BITCH I DONT NEED DETAILS



Mk
IF I SUFFER U SUFFER



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
What if I kill myself on top of u then u fucking die because of blood lose

That would be cute Romeo and Juliet type of shit



Mk
U ARENT HELPING

And that's not definitely Romeo and Juliet story goes



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
IM TRYING MY BEST OMG



Sandy
IS TANG HELPING YOU??


Mk
THE MF IS JUST LYING ON THE FLOOR




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
What a pussy

Mk give me ur direction I'm calling the ambulance since no one is fucking helping



Sandy
IM LITERALLY ON MY WAY


Mei
ON MY WAY TOO

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ABOUT PIGSY


Mk
HIS STILL WATCHING THAT COOKING SHOW



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
There is literally a kid dying in front of his restaurant and this man is watching a cooking show



Mk
Heart broken so many times I don't know what to think



Mei added the coochie man



Mei
UR SON IS DYING


the coochie man
Oh hellj nho I hgave a sdon??



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Aw his doing his best



The coochie man
I docnt lijke ytou



Pigsy
WHY ARE YOU GUYS BLOWING UP MY PHONE SO MUCH




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)

U HAVE A DYING KID IN FRONT OF UR RESTAURANT




the coochie man
Wairt wjhat is happenving


Pigsy
WHAT

WHO ARE YOU

WHAT KID

WHAT

Mei
MK IS FUCKING DYING OMFG




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
My child is on a misery and no one is doing anything




Pigsy
IM GOING OUTSIDE RN


The Coochie man
Mk isd dytingh


Sandy
PLS MISTER SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE MK IS LITERALLY DYING AND HAVE A TWISTED ARM AND FOR REAL THIS TEXTING THING IS MAKING MAD



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
THE WORST THING THAT HE IS SAYING IT SO PEACEFULLY

@the coochie man sir push the button with a happy face, those are emojis that u can react whatever your feeling right now it's way better like that




Mk
If I don't die for blood lose im gonna teach u how to type

Guys pigsy is yelling at me


The coochie man
πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ™Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦Ÿ


Mei
This is so much worst


Sandy
Y/n look what you do




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
I ain't judging because his sexy af

But I'm more sexy ofc



The coochie man
πŸ€“πŸ€“



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
U know I'm right and u know it bitch.



Mk
THE AMBULANCE IS HEREREHE


Mei
WE ARE HERE TOO




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
I'm there too but spiritually



Mk
Yes omg ur giving me so much support rn




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Not like others🦧



The coochie man
☝️🧏😟



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
I wasn't referring to u damn



The coochie man
😑πŸ€₯πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸ¦§β“



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Did I mention ur name??no, exactly, plus you are saying it yourself mf




Sandy
How can you understand him




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
I'm his soulmate ofc I can understand him




The coochie man went offline



Mk
The ambulance thinks that pigsy is the one that push me off the roof


Mei
I can see why they think that




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
Wait what about the other guy who pass out




Mk
Oh think the ambulance people saw him




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
And???



Mk
They just leave him there

I'm sure his fineee


Mei
How can he breathe with that position


Sandy
You know that we are in the same place why would you guys keep texting


Mk
Because (y/n) isn't here


Mei
Yeah that was kinda rude sandy


Sandy
IM SORRY (Y/N) I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT




(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
It's fine king I'm gonna leave anyway I'm tired as fuck

Mk text me tomorrow on how ur doing



Mk
BYE (Y/NNNNNNNN)


Mei
BYEBUEEEE


Sandy
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT



(Y/nπŸ‘Ή)
MWAH KISSES BYE ADIOS CHAOOO πŸ‘Ύ


(Y/nπŸ‘Ή) went offline


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