Chapter 5: Class and Munchies

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"Lucifer has something that Mammon wants, something he'd kill to get.."
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"I'm referring to Mammon's credit card, which Lucifer took away from him. Which doesn't seem all that important normally but Mammon is the avatar of greed. That idiot used it constantly. Never stopped. Lucifer had enough of his behavior and confiscated it." Levi explained.

Flashback end.

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"What is it, (y/n)? You look like you want to ask me something." Lucifer said while smirking, and no, I know I can't see it but I can definitely hear it.

"Could you tell me more about Mammon?" I requested.

"Mammon? Why do you want to know about him all of the sudden? Still I guess it's only natural considering he's the one looking after you." He began. He paused for a moment to think before speaking again. " ...Mammon is my brother. I don't want to say anything unkind about him so I'll be sparing in my criticism." Lucifer cleared his throat and started back, "He's pure scum. The scummiest sort of scum. Pure, unfiltered, disgusting scum to the point that I'm embarrassed to call him a fellow demon, much less my brother." He bellowed.
His voice lifted back to a normal tone when he asked, "... So, any particular reason you asked, or were you just curious?"

"What's the kind of things Mammon likes?" I questioned.

" That would have to be money. If you took all of his money away from him, what would be left in his life? Absolutely nothing. So, in order to prohibit certain behaviors of his, there's a specific form of money that I've frozen in this case." He answered.

"Alri-"
"And that's the bell, your next class is about to start. Better get going." He interrupted.

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"Can I end a conversation without getting interrupted?" You thought.

"No, its much easier for me to end a conversation that way." The author disclosed with a malevolent chuckle.

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I'm lying in my unfamiliar bed, unable to sleep. My thoughts are scrambling. Lucifer mentioned seven brothers, right? Lucifer, the oldest, Mammon, the second oldest, Leviathan, the third oldest, Satan, the fourth oldest, Asmo, the fifth oldest, Beelzebub, the sixth oldest... and..? Ugh, I hope my exhausted brain didn't forget someone.

~Ping~

I got a text on my phone, it's from Leviathan. For context on how I know that, earlier before I went to bed I started playing a guessing game of, Can (y/n) happen to press the text to speech button?!?. The game ended up with me finding it, after accidentally calling Mammon, twice, taking a couple pictures, and accidentally changing a setting to where only my left speaker is playing. So, not a fun experience, but I got it eventually.  Anyways, onto the message.

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You say Lucifer mentioned having frozen something? Are you absolutely sure that's what he said?

Yeah, I'm absolutely sure.

Come to the kitchen right now.

Don't tell anyone what you're doing. I don't want anyone to mistakenly think I hang out with some human normie.

Ok, I'm coming.
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I get out of bed and pat my hair down so I look somewhat ok. I tip toe over to the kitchen, which isn't too difficult considering my room shares one of the walls. Before I begin to grab the door handle, I hear it.

"...Mm...nomnomnom...mm... ahh..."

I quietly turn the knob and walk in, "Hello?" I ask, dragging out the o.

"MPH?!" I hear choking and coughing. "...Don't scare me like that! I almost choked to death." Beel said relived.

"sorry.." I mumble as I gently walk closer.

"Anyway, what're you doing in the kitchen so late?" He requested. It seems like he genuinely cares.

"I got hungry and couldn't sleep." I returned with a smile.

"Ah, you're hungry? That's makes two us, then." He chuckled. He's much kinder than his brothers, I'll have to talk to him more.
"In that case, I understand. When you start feeling hungry in the middle of the night, it's not like you can just wait until morning to eat." He spouted with such seriousness.

"Definitely." I added while nodding vigorously.

"Oh, and by the way, the refrigerator is empty. I already ate everything in there." He bantered, laughing at the end. I laughed along with him.

"I'm pretty sure Lucifer is hiding a poisoned apple in the desk in the study... Cya, human." He half-shouted while walking off.

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"ᴘssᴛ..ʜᴇʏ!"  You barely hear a voice whisper from under the table.

"Why are you under the table?" I asked.

"Why do you think? Beel was just in here! I can't have him finding him here with you, can I?" He refuted. "So it's really true right? Lucifer definitely used the word frozen?"

"Yeah, he did." I confirmed.

"Then it could only be in here!" He said, dramatically opening the freezer door.

"Hmm.. all I see is a bunch of ice. OH!" He busts out laughing. I shoot him a confused look.  "It's the ice cream Satan hid from Beel about a century ago. Heh, he'll probably figure it out in about 2000 years or so." He says while trying not to laugh. I laugh with him, not because it's funny but because I'm a people pleaser. Also because I like not being dead.

"Wait a second.. There's something behind the ice cream!" He exclaims.

He makes a happy sound, if I had to guess Lucifer put Mammon's card inside of a bunch of ice.

"I'm gonna put it in the microwave and thaw it. Let's see.. I guess about two minutes should do it." He assessed.

I hear distant stomping growing closer..

"What's with all the racket you two?!... HEY! What's that there in the microwave?!"

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