Aries: FUC*, THIS ISN'T FAIR Taurus: shi*, I haven't lost my virginity yet Gemini: *sleeps through it* Cancer: won't stop SCREAMING Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it happening today? My hair looks good today, fml... Libra: *vlogging as it happens* Scorpio: finally Sagittarius: there's so much more stupid shi* I wanted to do, aw man Capricorn: *spending their last minutes eating* Aquarius: haha bitc*es, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die... slowly... painfully... Pisces: *can't even hear what's happening because they're listening to music on max*