Aries: procrastinates for like 8 hours and eventually gives up
Taurus: fuc*s shi* up
Gemini: talking on the phone
Cancer: crying over fictional characters
Leo: goes to parties

Virgo: cleans room
Libra: texts
Scorpio: masterbat*s (sorry Scorpios...)
Sagittarius: reads
Capricorn: learns about stupid shi* they'll never need to know
Aquarius: don't ask
Pisces: stresses about the stress they're procrastinating