Aries: "Im not scared."

Taurus: "I don't have room for dessert."

Gemini: "Don't worry I wont tell anyone."

Cancer: *On the verge of tears* "Im not upset."

Leo: "Im not jealous." 

Virgo: "Oh wow that's Interesting." *Has read every wikipedia article 100 times*

Libra: "You're my best friend" *Says to 10+ ppl*

Scorpio: "I don't care."

Sagittarius: "No dont worry its all legal."

Capricorn: " I don't know." * They do, they just don't care enough to explain. 

Aquarius: "Sorry."

Pisces: "I'm on my way." *Still in bed*