Aries: an emo band leader Taurus: owning a restaurant Gemini: living in a mansion Cancer: being chased by the paparazzi Leo: owning a condom factory
Virgo: a founder of a very important technology Libra: a model Scorpio: in a mental hospital Sagittarius: somewhere in Africa on an adventure Capricorn: earning a billion dollars Aquarius: a ho* who gets paid a lot Pisces: also in a mental hospital with Scorpio