ARIES: Bigfoot
TAURUS: the Matrix
GEMINI: illuminati
CANCER: crop circles made by the extraterrestrial
LEO: exhaust from planes is actually chem-trails

VIRGO: global warming
LIBRA: Bermuda Triangle
SCORPIO: reptilian rule the world
SAGITTARIUS: USA moon landing hoax
CAPRICORN: organized religion
AQUARIUS: life on Mars
PISCES: alien abduction