ARIES: *burns dinner* TAURUS: never stops swearing GEMINI: forces their kids into sports CANCER: the cool parent LEO: *forgets the kids at the park*
VIRGO: forced the kids to do their homework LIBRA: "Leave each other alone and f*** off, I'm tired." SCORPIO: buys the best food SAGITTARIUS: annoys the kids with facts CAPRICORN: not supportive AQUARIUS: *gets a house with a pool and never uses it* PISCES: kinda scared of the kids