Aries: the cat that growls at every dog that walks past but runs when the dog acknowledges it
Taurus: the cat that refuses to eat out of the dish if it's anything less than full
Gemini: the cat that always wants to be pet for .46 seconds and then if you continue, it'll take your left eye
Cancer: the cat the sits on your face when you're busy and ignores you when you want to cuddle
Leo: the cat that walls around like it owns the house and is probably prettier than you

Virgo: the cat that is literally always cleaning itself like it is really necessary
Libra: the super playful new kitten that annoys the heck out of other cats but is really cute so it's ok
Scorpio: the cat that hides for 23 hours of the day, probably has a secret lair
Sagittarius: the cat that doesn't really belong to you but it comes around so often that you decided to feed it and occasionally let it inside
Capricorn: the cat that brings you mice and birds every morning as a thank you gift
Aquarius: the cat that will knock your Christmas tree down if you leave it alone
Pisces: the cat that has one favorite person and is scared of everyone else. Everyone wants to be that person