Author: SO! By request ( mcastillo_m539 ), I shall be bringing this back!! So, let's go
Rantaro: U-Uh... what's this?
Author: THIS is everyone who agrees with me
Shuichi: Ama... guji?
Author and Kokichi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaito: Hm... Amaguji... OH!! Oh~
Kiyo: Why are you three looking at me like that?
Ultimate_Deadbitch
YES! PANCAKES W/O ANY SAUCE IS A LITERAL HATE CRIME
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Author: Facts.
Kaito: Who eats pancakes plain?
Miu: A fxcking demon, that's who.
Authour: I don't care if it's hazelnut spread, peanut butter, butter, or maple syrup. You just need some sort of sauce on it. I mean, if you don't like that then... oh well. Also, Miu, please watch your language.
LolWhyYouReadingThis
KAeyA
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Authour: Someone got the reference!!
Shuichi: Reference to... what exactly?
Kokichi: Y'all would never understand
Authour: Do you have a favourite character, Kokichi?
Kokichi: Hm.... Kaeya
Authour: Definitely
Maki: What are you two even talking about?
Keymaylo_
Rantaro A
Ultimate Confession Helper
Bxtterflee_
Rantaro Amami
Ultimate Wingman
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Rantaro: *awkward chuckling*
Authour: Y/N will be you and Kiyo's wingman soon enough
Kiyo: Authour, please
UltimateSimpNeil
Pp
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Kaito: Uh... context?
Authour: Ehe... you wouldn't get it. But wasn't it Erwin...? I don't know, it's been way too long
cottagecore_froggy
This comment section scares me 😄✋✨
mcastillo_m539
* the comments saying perhaps or maybe *
my poor y/n why is the comments like this
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Authour: And that, my dear readers, is what I wake up to every. Morning. *inhale* *exhale* Anyways.
Rantaro: You alright there?
Authour: Yes, thanks
Lya-Yotsuki
Y/n kokichi's mom
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Authour: I've actually gotten that comment
Shuichi: You are pretty motherly
Authour: WHAT?!
Kokichi: Your other friends say that too, Authour-chan~
-BAKUGOS-TITS-
THEY/THEM Y/N OMG
MY NONBINARY SELF IS SCREAMING
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Kirumi: Many people seem to enjoy that aspect of this story
Authour: Ehe, yeah. But I'm afraid that I may have accidentally said "she" at some point
Ryoma: If you didn't notice, then your readers may not have either
Ultimate_Deadbitch
y/n... I'm literally getting so attached to you rn...
It's an unhealthy obsession
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Authour: Oh... well then. I mean, not the creepiest comment I've seen
Kaito: What's the creepiest?
Authour: It's against most people's religion, if that's what you're asking
AuthorLianne
thats... oddly specific-
Y/N dont tell me your stalking him
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Authour: You know, fun fact, while I was playing the game and I looked at Kiyo's mask, I said the exact thing. (go to Your Backstory 30th paragraph to see the context)
Rantaro: You have interesting judgement, Authour
Authour: Indeed I do, but I was right, wasn't I? Well, partly...
MakiMcdonalds
KAEDE DONT BE A BULLY AND JOIN ARE CULT ‼‼‼‼
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Kaede: Uh... what?
Authour: Yeah, um... we don't talk about that.
Kokichi: Kaito was worse
Kaito: Hey!
WhatToPutHere89
I imagine rantaro stars rubbing whoever y/n shoulders and "hey heres their social account" In a whisper tone
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Authour and Kokichi: *devious grins*
Rantaro: Please don't--
Authour: Funny story, Rantaro only did that for Kiyo
Rantaro: Oh god...
Authour: Everyone else asked him for Y/N's social media. He used to look over their shoulder every time their phone pinged and would be like "Who is it?"
Kokichi: Yeah, and they'd always say "If you want Kiyo's social media, you should've asked."
Kiyo: I see...
Rantaro: *weird mumbling noises*
Ultimate_Deadbitch
Wait...so you are really just preparing pranks and not Saving my sorry ass? Damn
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Kokichi: You really think I'd just bring my entire group to some rural area for a simple prank? I just told them it was one so that they wouldn't freak out
Authour: Yeah, I didn't write that part. But, through deduction of Shuichi's investigation, he found the spot.
Himiko: He did that on his own?
Authour: Well, he was ranked 5th smartest Danganronpa character... I wouldn't say it was too accurate though
Tenko: Huh? Why?
Authour: Well, *pushes everyone into a room* if I'm being honest, Shuichi was put wayy higher than Kokichi, and Junko and Kyoko were under Shuichi. It was weird. Besides, and I admit I may be biased, Shuichi figured out everything about the killing game way after Kokichi did (And after I did), and he had help. Did Kokichi have help? No. Because no one trusted him and he didn't trust anyone. And another thing... I kind of figured out that Rantaro wasn't killed by Kaede in the first chapter, because a lot of things were just ignored in the first chapter.
Y'all remember this?
Authour: Well, this was actually my deduction (Not including the erased parts and the pictures were just my phone) that I made after the first and second last trial. And I remember trying to go to the library to see if the secret room would open. I don't have 170 IQ but like- COME ON SHUICHI!! The secret door was closing when you came in, but you dismissed that, the blood splatter indicates that he took a blow to the back of the head while staring straightforward, the blow was to the back of the head and not the top, Kokichi mentioned his Monopad in his hand but you totally dismissed that even though you found his Monopad not in his hand when you investigated the body, the opening for the ramp didn't even align with Rantaro's body, he didn't bother to check the dust on the card reader, Tsumugi did no investigation for Rantaro, I---
*inhale* *exhale*
Authour: Look, I love Shuichi, I do... but... the fact that a freaking tween is smarter than him is interesting. But I admit, I did a lot of investigation into this because Rantaro is tied with Kokichi for favourite v3 character. My friends thought I was crazy. But! It was worth it, because I felt so smart in the end. But just to let you know, many cases were solved with the evidence that was dismissed, so just don't do that.
Anyways, thanks for listening to my rant. CONTINUING ON!!
*INTERMISSION*
Kaito: What was all that ranting I heard
Authour: ...WAIT, HEARD?!
Kiyo: Well, we heard the muffled noises through the wall, but none of the words.
Authour: Oh, thank Atua. Okay, let's go
Meli-da-gay-dino
Man, I'm surprised there wasn't any yoonbum comment with the ankles
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Authour: I--
Miu: Yoonbum?!
Angie: What a creative name!
Authour: Yeah...
Rantaro: You look disturbed
Kokichi: Ooh, so bad memories coming in?
Authour: TRIGGER WARNING *finding the mother, the corn scene, everyone freaking dying, the house on fire, the hanging scene, the drowning scene, the chin cutting, and just the entire manwha in general* Uh... no. Just a familiar name.
Ultimate_Deadbitch
I like friends who notice these small stuff
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Rantaro: *chuckles* You do? Thanks
Authour: My friends don't even know my favourite colour, let alone how I text
Kokichi: You're the type that would know that kind of thing, Authour-chan
Authour: I'd probably memorize it unconsciously... Like that time when my friend's friend called me and actually answered with "How are you doing?" instead of "Whatcha doing?" and I hung up. It's the motherly and older sister instincts.
MakiMcdonalds
Man acting like he just saw Jesus in all his glory-
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Kokichi: Y/N IS VERY PRETTY, OKAY?!
Shuichi: I'm sure you think so
Kokichi: OH, DON'T THINK I DON'T REMEMBER YOU STARING AT THEM TOO, EMO BOY!!
Rantaro: Oh well
Authour: You were staring at shirtless Kiyo
Rantaro: WHAT?!
Starxysky
HELLO EGG BOI AND SLENDERMAN
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Kokichi: *wheeze*
Miu: What the f- *starts cackling*
Kirumi: They seem to enjoy that comment
Keymaylo_
1 you're a bitch who caused them problems
Authour: Ain't nobody touching my children without me giving them something worse than the slipper
Kaito: Do you actually... do that?
Authour: I've thrown a slipper at my brother
Maki: I can somehow see you doing that
NekolaChan
I HAVE DIED EVERYDAAAAY WAAITING FOR YOU 😭😭
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Authour: DARLING DON'T BE AFRAID, IIIIII HAVE LOVED YOU- Anyways, yes, I love that song
Tenko: Seems like everyone else did too
Authour: Y'all sounded great even though we needed like, 6 takes
gh0stch11d
Just admitted it guys we're the light of your life 😫😫
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Kokichi: Mhm~
Maki: Never do that again
Ultimate_Deadbitch
Makoto. You're a mother now. Congrats! Who's the father?
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Kokichi: Togami, probably
Authour: Koki--! Actually...
Kaede: Authour, please
Authour: PLEASE WHAT
Too_ManyBaes
Everyone asks "Where's the therapist" but they never ask "how's the therapist" 😔
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Authour: It's the truth
mcastillo_m539
authour pick me up im TERRIFIED * calls authour *
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Authour: I.. can't drive. BUT I CAN PICK YOU UP!
Kaito: You'd collapse on the way
Authour: *does actually have low iron and knee problems* you didn't need to say that
noyakii_
wait change in plans I'm marrying chiaki
kurapikas5chains
Y/N x Miu ☝🤯💘💞
SalvyMahilum
Fxck Kokichi, Gib me the emo baby
Total_Nutter
Screw Kokichi, let's have Shuichi instead
Zaddynagit0
Kinda wish I read getting married to Komaeda, Rantaro, maki or tenko
I believe you babes... Still wanted to marry you (Rantaro). But ig kokichi is fine. He still didn't say he missed us.
SHOUTOSFIREBUSSY
Wait cuz now I feel some typa way😕 Maybe it's time to beat a bitch (kokichi) up
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Everyone: ...
Maki: You have very loyal people on your side
Kokichi: *sobbing* Authour-chaaaan!!
Authour: And, here he comes
Kokichi proceeds to cry without any tears
Authour: *pats his head* Calm down.
Kokichi: You're loyal to me, right Authour-chan?
Authour: Yeah, yeah... You do know my favourite character is Rantaro too, right?
Kokichi: Yeah... but you're not about to beat me up for not saying I miss you
Kaede: Yeah, uh... he did actually, originally, but then he forgot his line and Authour thought it was funny so she left it in
Kokichi: Now everyone hates me TvT
Authour: Alright, alright. Can you get off my chest now?
Kokichi: No. I want the readers to know that I'm the only one that has ever had this experience and that they can't
Authour: ...And he wonders why he's never the first choice. Anyways! We are done here and the next chapter will be behind the scenes. Why? Well, I got bored one day and decided that I'd make behind the scenes and thought "Maybe they actually went through this beforehand and then were asked to make a movie" and that's how I got all my motivation. Alright, good-- Kokichi, what are you doing?
Tenko: DEGENERATE!!
Kokichi: I'm just hugging her, calm-- AGH! DON'T KICK ME!!
Tenko: THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!!
Authour: Dang, girlie's hitting close to home. Anyways, see ya! OH AND ALSO IT'S THE 100TH CHAPTER 🥳🥳🥳
Edit: well, it was until I deleted some chapters
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