A/n: "The promised picture 👆, phew almost forgot about it."

Edit: I replaced the previous image because it got flagged. Please don't flag this aswell Wattpad 🙏

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Talking = "Hi"

Thinking = 'what to do today'

Action = *moonwalks*

Yandere voice = "y/n-kun~"

Nickname = N/n

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~No one's POV~

We see the scene we last left on aka All the h*rny Yandere Demons looking down at the scared y/n with a blush, 100% lust and double the amount of O̶b̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ love.

The harem: *very h0rny* "Oh darling~"

However y/n didn't take notice of their horniness because he was still busy being traumatized about the brutal death he saw.

Y/n: "Y-you a-a-all k-killed her!?"

Muzan then walks towards him and she lovingly puts a hand on his cheek.

Muzan: "Oh my lovely y/n, don't worry about that pest. you cannot imagine just how long I've waited for this~ to finally be with you~ forever and ever~"

Y/n: "M-miss muzan, just w-what in the world is h-happening? Why are yo-"

Muzan: "Shush~" *puts a finger over his mouth* "Just relax, my love~ we won't do anything to you~ after all, you are our eternal lover~ N/n~"

Y/n's eyes widened a little as he remembered the one person who called him like that when he was still a kid.

Y/n: "w-wait, you are M-muzan Kibutsuji?" 'i-is she really the girl I knew in the past?'

[Readers: "really author? You're gonna use the already overused nickname method? I thought you'll do something different dude 😑"

A/n: "well, I'll admit. I did have something better in mind before. But I forgot what that idea was."

Readers: "Bruh."

A/n: "Oh just stfu and read the rest of the chapter."

Readers: "We would, if not for a certain author who is making us say these things to him by trying to predict what we'll say in a vain attempt to make the chapter more longer and enjoyable."

A/n: ".....🖕"

The readers also flip him off which is literally capable of doing nothing to him or the readers, because at this point 🖕 isn't able to offend anyone in the internet."]

Muzan: *Hugs him tightly, chocking him between her big bobbas because why not?* "Yes! I knew you would soon remember me, my love!!"

Y/n: *muffled voice* "y-your love!?"

Muzan: "oh my mistake, not just my love. But our love~"

As she said that all the uppermoons also come towards him (totally not covered in blood still) and looked at him with heart eyes sending shivers down his spine that I, The Author, broke in the past. Twice.

Muzan: *She grabs his face and makes him look at her straight in the eyes with a crazed lovesick expression* "You accept our love don't you?"

That voice. Oh boi, after hearing that voice y/n knew that if he doesn't accept. He will be regretting it for all his life which will never end meaning for all of eternity. And since y/n'd downside is being dense as f*ck we shall give him the advantage of having the smarts that most MC dealing with Yanderes don't have.

Y/n: *trying to hide he's scared* "O-of course. How could I ever refuse you all."

The girls: *excited* "Really!?"

Y/n: *naturalflatterer.exe activated* "Of course, my ladies. I am flattered to know that you all have chosen me as your...." *Fear.exe and embarrassment.exe deactivated naturalflatterer.exe as he blushes a bit(i guess?)* "...ahem um l-lover."

[Readers: *looking at The Author* "bro you good?"

A/n: *visibly cringing from that my lady stuff* "Y-yeah I'm good, just ignore me for a bit."

The Readers shrug and continue reading]

Douma: "That's great to hear, darling! Oh I know! Why don't you live with your lovely wives from now on!?" *Looks at muzan* "He can live with us, right Muzan-sama?"

Muzan: "is that supposed to even be a question? Of course he will! *Looks at y/n with a "lovely" smile* "won't you, D-a-r-l-i-n-g?"

Y/n: "I-i-"

Suddenly he hears a voice inside his head he hadn't heard before.

A/n: "listen you dense *beep* just *beep* accept the offer they have given you, because if you don't then you're as good as that multi-armed demon who has been beaten to death Brutally so, do me a favor and accept because I have no Idea how to make endings and I'm struggling way too *beep* much with this chapter and I just wanna get done with this goddammit!"

The unknown voice and Y/n's instinct screamed at him to accept the offer or he's dead so he did what the voice asked of him. And accepted.

Y/n: "um o-of course." 'I'm definitely dealing with mentally ill people.' [A/n: "No sh*t Sherlock!]

After that they took y/n to their home (infinity castle) and y/n didn't resist because he knew that, resist=dead and then they all lived with him and treated him with love and passion and y/n, being the doctor with a great experience he is, didn't resist and returned their love to them as much as he could because he knew that's the only way to handle lovesick girls, he also lost his innocence by having seggs with them a couple of times, which was inevitable because of the girls horniness. After sometime, muzan told him that they are looking for a very rare flower and because of having a great flower field, he also had the blue spider lily in his field that is supposed to be super duper rare but we're just gonna ignore that and helped muzan to make a cure for them and made them truly immortal like him which led to muzan "dismissing" all the demons and made the Demon Slayer corps retire because the threat of the demons was no more and After that they all got married to him and lived with him a happy life, away from the world, for forever. Happily ever after.

~The End~

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We see The Author looking at his phone and he was looking at the 2022 Spotify Wrapped.

A/n: "Nice."

A/n: "W-what? Are you kidding me!? I was so close to Greatness Itself!!! Why the hell my past self couldn't stream this Just 2 more F*cking times!?!?!? Damn it, I feel so sad. Anyways, let me know what you think about this chapter, see you in the next one." *Starts mumbling to himself* "I was so close...... f*cking damn it past me. Tho I'm proud of you for making this my top song. But still, f*cking damn it."