A/n: "I honestly cringed a lot while writing this chapter but oh well, I had to get this out of my head. So, can't do anything about it. Also, isn't that pic beautiful?"

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Talking = "Hi"

Thinking = 'what to do today'

Action = *moonwalks*

Yandere voice = "y/n-kun~"

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~No one's POV~

It was currently daytime as the sun was high in the sky in all its glory shining as bright as ever upon the world, but there was one place where the lights of the glorious Sun did not reach. It was the fortress of the infamous Demon Queen, Muzan Kibutsuji. The Infinity fortress, in which The high ranking group of demons known as the uppermoons livid with their Queen who were currently in their respective rooms sleeping or just daydreaming about, well, we all know who, and the Demon Queen, Muzan was walking around the infinity fortress lost in her thoughts thinking about the many things she wants to do with her one and only beloved Y/n, while holding a photo frame which, of course, had a painting of Y/n in it. And, as any other yandere would, she was talking to the painting.

Muzan: "Ah my beloved, I can't wait for the night to come, so I can finnally meet you and show you how much I love you. It feels as if the day is painfully longer today, every second is taking longer than usual to pass. I just can't wait to get my hands on you~"

[A/n: "........she's getting hornier by the second."]

Muzan lovingly And softly strokes "Y/n" as she entered a room and put "Y/n" down and sat infront of "him". She then started undressing but before fully taking her clothes off she looked at "Y/n" with a gaze filled with love and passion (A/n: "and most likely lust")

Muzan: "Oh no, not yet my love, I'm afraid you can't see me naked yet as I want to show you something before. So no looking"

She then turned around "Y/n" and changed her dress and then turned "Y/n" again wearing something that is 100% fanservice material, according to me.

Muzan: "What do you think love? I got this outfit for me especially to do nightly activities with you~"

Of course, she got no response from "Y/n" as the "Y/n" is a fricking painting.

Muzan: "ohh I also have an outfit for a different but important moment of our life, love. just wait for a moment."

She then went somewhere leaving "Y/n" Alone and then moments later she was back wearing a different outfit, one which you would wear in a wedding/marriage.

[Every girl in existence: "How the hell did she dress up so fast!?!? And in a freaking marriage outfit at that!!!!!

A/n: *lazily shrugs and drinks some strong black tea from the cup he was holding then looks at the readers* "Btw, I don't know sh*t about other cultures, marriage or wedding ceremonies so I don't even know if that's even a marriage outfit. But, since I'm The Author, my word is law and I say that's a wedding/marriage outfit in this AU.]

Muzan: "What do you think, love? I picked this for our wedding/marriage. The day we'll be bound together for all of eternity!"

She then does another one of her very crazy/lovesick Yandere laugh and as expected, "Y/n" still didn't answer because "Y/n" is still just a freaking painting. She then picks up "Y/n" and went to a different room which was a bathroom. She then put "Y/n" down on the corner of the Furo (風呂), or the more common and polite form ofuro (お風呂) Aka Japanese bathtub. After putting "Y/n" down she slowly started removing her clothes one by one and as she was about to drop the last piece of cloth she glanced at "Y/n"

[A/n: "honestly, That's kinda hot. Don't you think so?"]

Muzan then dropped the last piece of cloth and wrapped a towel around her head and then entered the Furo (風呂), aka Japanese bathtub and then put her feet on the bottom part of the picture and looked at "Y/n's" face and got a small smirk on her face and points at "Y/n"

Muzan: "Soon my love, very soon you'll be finally with me after all these years. It's just a matter of few hours until night time comes. And It's going to be the best night of your life~"

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Me after finally completing this chapter:

A/n: "I mean come on, it's gotta be and this is the best I could do since I absolutely refuse to do lemons. Well Anyways, let me know what you think about this chapter, see you in the ne-"

???: "There's still something missing!!!!"

A/n: "wait what?"

A/n looks above him and sees HeavenAscensionDIO riding on top of a f*cking Nuke like a hoverboard and gliding Down towards him with a menacing grin at full speed.

HeavenAscensionDIO: "This chapter needs some Nukes!!!!!!"

A/n: "WHAT THE FU-"