Reseedinghairline: I need help

Minhohoho🎅❄️: oh hell no

Reseedinghairline: jskkak why

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: the last time you asked me for "help" I almost diEd-

Reseedinghairline: its not MY fault that pizza headed bitch forgot his keys-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: but why did I have to go help him??

Reseedinghairline: I already told you, I needed to update the latest software update into my laptop

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: do you really prioritise you're laptop over Changbin🗿

Reseedinghairline: yes, yes I do

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: the point is, I almost dIED-

Reseedinghairline: im- I think "died" is a little dramatic🤡

Minhohoho🎅❄️: no it isNt-

Reseedinghairline:im- you didn't really tell what exactly happened?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: do I really need to explain?

Reseedinghairline: yes

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: ugh, fine

Reseedinghairline: spill the tea sista🍵

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: fine, here's the tea😔🍵

Reseedinghairline: 👀🍵

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: s0, I was just sitting in my desk, working when you called

Reseedinghairline: ...Minho you're a dance instructor you don't work on computers

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: s0, I was stalking changbins cute friends insta when you called

Reseedinghairline:  🗿🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: jhdhbdnsnendnd I was on a brEak let me live-😔✊

Reseedinghairline: right, continue🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then you called me and screamed incoherent shit-

Reseedinghairline: wha- i calmly told you to call Changbin cause he needed help and I was busy🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: you call screaming "MINHO LOOK NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, PIZZA HEAD LOOKING BITCH KEEPS CALLING ME AND I SWEAR IM GOING TO MURDER THAT HOE SOME DAY- YES- NO IM NOT TALKING TO FELIX- OKAY JUST- CALL HIM OR SOMETHING- OKAY I GOT TO GO BYE BITCH" calm?🗿

Reseedinghairline: jxjsnsnjs that is false information- I'm being framed-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: [Audio File]

Reseedinghairline: ...did you record the conversation 🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: yes, for blackmail😇

Reseedinghairline: I can't even be mad cause if do the same🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: our minds🤡💅

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: anygays, so after you interuppted my important work-

Reseedinghairline: im- stalking cute guys insta is important work?🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: yes.

Reseedinghairline: 🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: right, and then I called Changbin and asked him what's wrong-

Reseedinghairline: and👀?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: the dumb bitch forgot his phone and keys🤡

Reseedinghairline: please tell me you went through it-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so I said I'd get it for him, since it was still in the room I was in... And I went through his phone😍❗

Reseedinghairline: fjbsbsbhshsg omg Minho your mind✨ did you find some tea👀🍵

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: nope, I just saw a bunch of memes in his camera roll, nothing else😔

Reseedinghairline: damn😔✊

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: anygays, then I went to him and he was just standing there like: 🧍‍♂️

Reseedinghairline: im- why?🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: my thoughts exactly-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so then i was like: "AYO, LAZY BITCH, I GOT YO KE-"

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then he turned his neck around so fast I though it would snap-

Reseedinghairline: eye- 🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and before I could finish my sentence he put his crusty ass hand over my mouth🤢

Reseedinghairline: ew🤢✊

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then he whispered: shhh, be quiet... There's a deadly creature in my car...
And I started paniccing- cause i though it was a snake or sum-

Reseedinghairline: omg- are y'all okay??

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: physically? Kinda
Mentally? No
Hotel? Trivago

Reseedinghairline: i- nvm🗿

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so I'm like: bitch move over, lemme see-
And he goes: be careful!
And I'm like: I will, now shit up dumbass
And guess what that "deadly creature" was🙂🔫

Reseedinghairline: uhm, a snake?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: yea no🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: it was a squirrel 🤡🤡

Reseedinghairline: wow im-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: so im like: *disappointed in gay* 🗿
And changbins like: *terrified in gay* 😨

Reseedinghairline: the clownery🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: So I'm like: Changbin it's a squirrel for fucks sake it wont hurt you-

And he goes : *dramatic gasp* don't say that out loud! It'll hear you!

So im like: BITCH ITS A WEAK ASS SQUIRREL THAT DOES NOTHING BUT CLIMB TREES AND EAT FOOD IT WONT HURT YOU-

Reseedinghairline: I'm just- 🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and thEN-

reseedinghairline: oop- 👀🍵🍵

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: I guess the squirrel understOOD me somehow- cause it made this loud noise and jumPED AT US-

Reseedinghairline: eye- huh-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and the squirrel was like: [jumps at us in squirrel]


Minhohoho 🎅❄️: And we're like: [screams and runs away in gay]

Reseedinghairline: IJXNAANAJJSNS🤡🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and the squirrel chASed us for like, 10 minUTES- And literally everyone was just staring at us-🤡

Reseedinghairline: damn, I wish I was there😔

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: do you really enjoy our suffering🗿

Reseedinghairline: very much, yes😔✊

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: eye- 🗿

Minhohoho: anyways, then we finally did a lap around the parking lot and hid behind Changbin's car

And there we saw some people snickering at us from the window-🗿

And then when they noticed we looked at them they looked away-🗿🗿

Anygays we had lost the squirrel at that point

Reseedinghairline: finally it's over😍❗

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: BUT THEN-

Reseedinghairline: I spoke to soon-🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: THE SQUIRREL JUST POPPED OUT IF NOWHERE AND JUMPED ONTO CHANGBINS LAP-

Reseedinghairline: OXJNSJAJA OH NO-🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: we were screaming but the squirrel looked unfazed🤡

It started at Changbin for like, 10 seconds- and Changbin looked at it while screaming 🤡🤡

Reseedinghairline: I'm picturing this in my head rn and wheezing-

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then it shot a nut out from its mouth, onto Changbin's face- and then it just RAN AWAY-

Reseedinghairline: that's one iconic squirrel right there🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then Jyp showed up, SNICKERING, and said that we could have the rest of the day off

Reseedinghairline: IDJNSNAJ DO THATS WHY YOU DIDNT COME BACK🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: and then we started at jyo like: 🗿
And he just went:



And we were still like: 🗿
And he was like: *wheeze* sorry boys- *wheeze* y- you can go now- *wheeze*
And we just drove off without another word

Reseedinghairline: that was the most iconic thing ever im- 🤡🤡🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: ISHJSA BITCH I ALMOST DIED- IS THAT FUNNY-

reseedinghairline: yes🤡

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: fuck you

Reseedinghairline: eh, I'd rather do that to baby boy

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: wait please don't tell me- 🤢

Reseedinghairline: yes, yes I mean Felix

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: ...

Reseedinghairline: were straying away the poinT- will you help me?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: hell no

Reseedinghairline: I'll send you the insta of Changbin's cute friend?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: tempting...

Reseedinghairline: ugh, what else do ya want?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️:hmmm

Reseedinghairline: well??

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: I'll accept on one condition (other than cute guys insta ofcs) can you PLEASE stop singing rubber ducky I'm the one or whatever that song is called, EVERY SINGLE DAY while you're in the shower?

Reseedinghairline: ...
uGggHHhH
FfiInnNEeEee

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: thank god😔🙏🛐

Reseedinghairline: will you help me now?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: fine, what do you need help with anyway?

Reseedinghairline: ok sO, I'll ask you questions about Felix, and every question you answer I'll send you 1 pic of cute guy

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: sounds simple enough? Ask away ig

Reseedinghairline: question 1- when is his birthday?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: 15 September

Reseedinghairline: jdkwkwjw that's in like a month?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: yea, I'm planning a party for him😍❗

Reseedinghairline: look at you being a good brother and shit💅

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: 😌💅

Reseedinghairline: Minho, I have plan

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: what is it?

Reseedinghairline: I can't explain it over text, so can I call you?

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: but I'm at work-

Reseedinghairline: guess you'll have to be quiet then ;)

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: usownwiwkwjw ew I hate you

Minhohoho 🎅❄️: waiT- first send a pic if the guy

Reseedinghairline: finee

Minhohoho: Fuck you.

Reseedinghairline: lyt😗♥️
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Whats Chan's plan?🤔
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Meme of the day:

*Flashbacks to that one interview when taehyun said "death" was the thing he was afraid of and the members low key kinda panicked*

Ok a here's another one that made me WHEEZE

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