✨Abandoned Children✨

Day6fanatic: ...I stand corrected

Jisus: OH SHITSJBSJWJ

TrashBin: what?

Changaroo: are y'all okay?

Jisus: FELXJUSTJUEPODMUNGO

Seokie: huh?

Dramakween: Felix just jumped Minho*

TrashBin: yasss go bestie! Beat his ass🤩

Seokie: wait no tell them to stop, or they'll get hurt😔

Changaroo: ^the difference lmao🤡

Jisus: SIJQJWJS MINHISMQVKEDHIM

Day6fanatic: I'm not even going to attempt to read that

Seokie: honestly, is that even English🤡

Changaroo: I don't think so slksksnawks🤡🤡

Dramakween: Sijqjwjs Minho smacked Felix*

Day6fanatic: was is really necessary to also include the keyboard smash?🗿

Dramakween: it's all about the ✨authenticity✨, babe💅

TrashBin: your mind🤩🤩

Changaroo: ...what goes on

Day6fanatic: wish I knew

Jisus: NUWTHRUREJISTSYARYNGATEACGOHHER

Day6fanatic: okay there's no way he's speaking English rn

Changaroo: babe this ain't English, it's gibberish

Seokie: what they said^

Dramakween: now they're just staring at each other*

Day6fanatic: how tf do you even translate that?

Dramakween: bitch makes like 75284 typos in one text, so I've just learned to read his nonsense

Changaroo: the dedication✊

TrashBin: we stan a hardworking king💅✨

Dramakween: thank you, thank you✋✨

Seokie: I'm confused😔

Day6fanatic: don't worry seokie, you'll get used to their shit soon enough😔✊

Jisus: FELIXSNACJEDHUMBACH

TrashBin: pls translate😔

Seokie: ^^😔😔

Dramakween: Felix smacked him back*

Changaroo: Yas Felix, you show him who's boss🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

TrashBin: Omg yall, who do you think will win?

Day6fanatic: def Minho

Seokie: lixx

Dramakween: felix all the way😩✋

Changaroo: sorry Felix, but I know Minho can beat anyonEs ass

Seokie: ^🤡🤡

TrashBin: I think Minho might win, but I'm rooting for Felixcause I hate his annoying ass🤩🤩

Dramakween: suddenly we stan^

TrashBin: 💅

Jisus: ITHUNKDYNBVITCHH

seokie: hmm?

Dramakween: I think dumb bitch*

Day6fanatic: even he thinks Minho's gonna win

Dramakween: I-

Dramakween: he doesn't mean minho, dumb bitch is a nickname he gave Felix🤡

Day6fanatic: oh-🤡

Changaroo: why would you assume he meant Minho-🤡🤡

Day6fanatic: cause Minho is a dumb bitch?🤡

TrashBin: isjqbhshxbwhe I mean you're not wrong🤡🤡

jisus: NIWFEIYXQSKRF: WHYARENYYOPFIGBINJTBSCK?🤨

Dramakween: now Felix asked: why aren't you fighting back?🤨

TrashBin: yeah, why ISNT he fighting back?🤨

Day6fanatic: if it was any of us Minho would literally end our bloodline🗿

Dramakween: exactly-

Dramakween: he almost killed me once😔

Seokie: literally or-

Jisus: HE WLMIST KILLED HYINJIN WITH AN AIR FRYER

Changaroo: okay I can actually kind of read that, thanks for the minimal effort squirrel guy

Jisus: NP

TrashBin: he almost killed you with an air fryer-?

Dramakween: 20 minutes at 180 degrees... :')

Changaroo: sounds like Minho alright

Jisus: HE HAF TRUAMS BABES😔

Day6fanatic: damn😔😔

TrashBin: same😔✋

Seokie: 😔😔✊

Jisus: I-

Dramakween: we-

TrashBin: ??

Day6fanatic: ???

Jisus: awwww

Dramakween: ew

Seokie: what goes on-

Changaroo: what happened yall?

Jisus: Minho said: I promised I'd never hurt you well... after that. With a soft voice-

Dramakween: it's so cute it makes me siCk😔

Changaroo: that doesn't sound like something Minho would say-

TrashBin: he'd never miss a chance to fight🗿

Dramakween: he has a soft spot for Felix😔

Changaroo: understandable, but still😔😔

Jisus: 😔😔😔

Seokie: I mean, that's adorable and all, but after what happened?

Dramakween: oh uhm-

Jisus: you see-

TrashBin: 🤨?

Changaroo: you don't have to say it, it's Felix' business anyway

Seokie: yeah! I was just curious sorry😅

Dramakween: thanks for understanding

Dramakween: Felix will probably tell y'all when he's ready

Day6fanatic: mmhm

Jisus: ....that went from a 0 to a 100 real quick

Day6fanatic: what?

Dramakween: ...should we help him or

Jisus: ......

Dramakween: ..........

Jisus: nahhh

Seokie: yall what's happening?

Jisus: Felix is strangling Minho😃

Changaroo: ...wtf-

Seokie: been there done that😔

Jisus: same😔😔

TrashBin: ^I'm not even gonna question it-

Seokie: 😔😔✊

Dramakween: he just said: STOP BEING SO NICE FOR FUCK SAKE, I CAN'T EVEN STAY MAD AT YOU-

Seokie: 🤡🤡

Jisus: Minho just said: sooo, do you forgive me?

Dramakween: eye🗿

Seokie: ?

Jisus: Felix hugged Minho and said: nO😤

Changaroo: but he's hugging Minho-🤡

Dramakween: Minho just said that wikwsjhsnw🤡🤡

Day6fanatic: yall weird

Dramakween: we know😔😔

TrashBin: 😔✊

Jisus: Felix said: your point?😤

Jisus: and Minho said: but you're hugging me-?

Jisus: and Felix said: I still don't see you point😤

Changaroo: we-

TrashBin: 🤡

Seokie: 💀✋

Dramakween: oop-

Jisus: oh shitxuw

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TrashBin: where did Jesus guy run off too-

Dramakween: LMFAOOO

Dramakween: BYE HOES, I NEED TO RECORD THIS💀

1 user(s) is offline!

Changaroo: ...

Seokie: 🗿

TrashBin: that fake bitch

Day6fanatic: he left in the middle of spilling the tea😔

Seokie: at least we'll get a video?😔

Changaroo: at least that😔✊

1 user(s) is online!

Day6fanatic: oop who's online-

ItsMinhoBitch: the main character is once again back💅

Day6fanatic: a main character who got his ass beat by his younger brother🤡

Changaroo: ^🤡🤡🤡

ItsMinhoBitch: who gave you this information-🗿

TrashBin: that dramatic bitch

ItsMinhoBitch: you mean hyunjin?

TrashBin: yeah whatever his name is

ItsMinhoBitch: that hoe is done for.

Seokie: rip in peace hyunjin😔🙏

Changaroo: we'll remember you😔😔🙏

ItsMinhoBitch: and hyunjins recording everything while crackling like a hyena

ItsMinhoBitch: his mind🤩

TrashBin: ^🤩🤩

TrashBin: what's going on rn? We need details👀👀🍵🍵

ItsMinhoBitch: nothing much, Felix and jisung are just throwing hands

Day6fanatic: iconic🤡✨

ItsMinhoBitch: at first jisung was running away, but then he said: wait why am I running away- I'm stronger than you🗿

ItsMinhoBitch: and Felix said: oh yeAh?
And jisung was like: yeAH

ItsMinhoBitch: and now Felix and jisung are fighting

Changaroo: wow eye-🤡

Seokie: I still think Felix is gonna win

TrashBin: same

Day6fanatic: same2

Changaroo: same 3

ItsMinhoBitch: same 4

Seokie: does nobody have faith in jisung-🤡

ItsMinhoBitch: no lmao🤡🤡

TrashBin: 🤡🤡🤡

ItsMinhoBitch: I'm-

ItsMinhoBitch: I think we have a clear winner🤠

TrashBin: skwjhwhs who won👀🍵🍵🍵

ItsMinhoBitch: Felix hyung ofc UwU

Seokie: knew it uwu

1 user(s) is online!

Dramakween: OMG YALL WINT BELIVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED🤩🤩

Dramakween: oh y'all already know-

Dramakween: whatever, I recorded everything anyway🤩🤩🤩

ItsMinhoBitch: your mind🤩🤩^^

2 user(s) are online!

Flex 💪 tape 📼: sup hoes

Jisus: Pain.

TrashBin: Omg hey bestie🤩

Flex 💪 tape📼: heyy uwu

Flex 💪 tape📼: wait did you actually record everything hyunjin-

Dramakween: Yas🤩

Flex 💪 tape📼: omg blackmail material🤩 thanks Jinnie✨

Dramakween: np✨💅

Changaroo: so uh, is jisung okay or-🤡

Jisus: the world is a cruel and unjust place.

ItsMinhoBitch: damn

Seokie: he really going through it😔

Jisus: there is no harmony in the universe.

Dramakween: he's actually using grammar yall, he's serIOus serious🤡🤡

Jisus: the only constant is suffering.

1 user(s) is offline!

TrashBin: he sounds like an angsty teen lmfao-

ItsMinhoBitch: achievement unlocked: angsty teenager

Flex 💪 tape📼: Hes going through his emo phase again😔

Day6fanatic: wait- again?

Dramakween: yeah😔😔

Changaroo: yall are gonna have to spill all the tea about that later👀👀

ItsMinhiBitch: we will uwu✨

Day6fanatic: uwu

Flex 💪 tape📼: is jisung dead- he's just laying limp on the floor🤡

ItsMinhoBitch: I'll check🤡🤡

2 user(s) is offline!

Seokie: wait who else left-

Changaroo: not me

Dramakween: me neither

Day6fanatic: I'm still here

Flex 💪 tape📼: same here

Changaroo: ig Changbin's gone

Day6fanatic: where is he anyway? Its 10, why isn't he home yet?

Changaroo: he said he was going out somewhere

Day6fanatic: did he say where?

Changaroo: nope

Day6fanatic: he didn't? Strange

Changaroo: 🤷‍♀️

Dramakween: aight imma go sleep now

Dramakween: I need my beauty sleep to stay this hot✨

Day6fanatic:

Dramakween: you're just denying it sweetie💅

Day6fanatic: sure

Dramakween: 💅✨

Flex 💪 tape 📼: I'm gonna head to bed as well, bye yall

Changaroo: byee Felix💜

Flex 💪 tape📼: bye channie, good night💛

Seokie: night night lixx💖💖

Flex 💪 tape📼: night night seokie☺️💛💛💛

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Seokie: wait- what about jisung? Is he okay?

Dramakween: yup, Minho's sleeping with him

Changaroo: oh?👀

Dramakween: 🗿

Dramakween: idk what you're thinking, but all he's doing is cuddling jisung🗿

Changaroo: oh-🤡

Changaroo: I'm gonna disassociate myself from this conversation, goodbye-

1 user(s) is offline!

Dramakween: bye ig🗿

Dramakween: oh, and bye darling~

Day6fanatic: ew

Dramakween: good night💜💜

Day6fanatic: gn

Dramakween: 💜💜💜
Delivered 10:58 am

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PapiChulo🛐: heyy lix, good night!

FreckledBabieLix is online!

FreckledBabieLix: oh, hey channie!

FreckledBabieLix: Good night☺️💛

PapiChulo🛐: wait, can I ask you sum real quick?

FreckledBabieLix: what is it?

PapiChulo🛐: are you free next week?

FreckledBabieLix: yeah I am, why?

PapiChulo🛐: so uhm, you know how the company's having a party for the debut of the new gg, Itzy?

FreckledBabieLix: mm-hm?

PapiChulo🛐: and uh, how all employees are invited?

FreckledBabieLix: yea?

PapiChulo🛐: so I was uh-

PapiChulo🛐: I was just wondering if you'd uh-

FreckledBabieLix: channie

FreckledBabieLix: are you asking me to be your date?

PapiChulo🛐: OWJJWJJW I WELL UH-

PapiChulo🛐: we can totally just go as friends if you'd like, since I don't wanna bother you or make you feel uncomfortable or anything and It was just a suggestion you know hahahkajajj-

FreckledBabieLix: Chan you're rambling

FreckledBabieLix: you're nervous, aren't you?

PapiChulo🛐: pffft what?

PapiChulo🛐: nooo-

FreckledBabieLix: sureeee

PapiChulo🛐: I'm serious😤

FreckledBabieLix: alright, alright, I believe you🤡

PapiChulo🛐: sooo-?

FreckledBabieLix: so, are you asking me to be your date?

PapiChulo🛐: usjwnjwhs I mean-

PapiChulo🛐: do you want me too?

FreckledBabieLix: sure, I'll be your date for the party☺️

PapiChulo🛐: YES!

PapiChulo🛐: I mean- uh yeah, cool, thanks

FreckledBabieLix: you're cute when you're excited

PapiChulo🛐: sijwjwuxkmajwkjzjzkmakwkxkkskqkzkjznwjjxnxnsjjskxnnsjwj

FreckledBabieLix: cute☺️

PapiChulo🛐: wow okay uhm- well, I'll get going now

FreckledBabieLix: alrighty

PapiChulo🛐: see you Friday?

FreckledBabieLix: Friday:]

PapiChulo🛐: alright, good night lix!💖

FreckledBabieLix: good night channieee💛💛

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We Simps For Papi Joon😩🍆💦🍑

Day6fanatic: why is Chan squealing like a child it's scaring me-

ItsMinhoBitch: he's lost it😔
Read 11:14 am

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🅱️ower 🅱️ottoms😈✊💯

Dramakween: yall I'm scared why's Felix giggling-

ItsMinhoBitch: maybe he's possessed🤡

Dramakween: honestly that might be a possibility🤡🤡
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Turtle Rabbit Kim: I don't see a person of that description, Darling

Turtle Rabbit Kim: why'd you have to invite like 6382974 people? It's so crowded I can barely see

ShiningSolo✨💯: sorry babyyy

ShiningSolo✨💯: and that's weird, he said he'd be there

Trurtle Rabbit Kim: maybe he didn't come?

ShiningSolo✨💯: no way, he promised he'd come

ShiningSolo✨💯:  Look better! He's short, you might have missed him

Turtle Rabbit Kim: why can't yOu look for him yourself?🗿

ShiningSolo✨💯: becAuse I'm entertaining the guests

Turtle Rabbit Kim: can't you just ask that hoe?😔

ShiningSolo✨💯: which one🤡

Turtle Rabbit Kim: the simp

ShiningSolo✨💯: oh that hoeee

ShiningSolo✨💯: she's probably making out with the other hoe

Turtle Rabbit Kim: ugh, ofc she is

ShiningSolo✨💯: please babyyy?

Turtle Rabbit Kim: 🗿

ShiningSolo✨💯: 🥺🥺🥺

Turtle Rabbit Kim: 🗿🗿

ShiningSolo✨💯: I'll let you top🥺

Turtle Rabbit Kim: EYE- IJWHSHJSN

Turtle Rabbit Kim:  yeah yeah wherever-

ShiningSolo✨💯: thanks baby, love youuu💕

Turtle Rabbit Kim: only cause it's your birthday😒💖

ShiningSolo💯✨: ☺️💕💕

Turtle Rabbit Kim: I think I see him

Turtle Rabbit Kim: imma go see if it's him

ShiningSolo💯✨: Okiee, and bring him to me when you're done

Turtle Rabbit Kim: Kay, you'd better keep your promise though

ShiningSolo✨💯: dijsjwjsjsbjw I will-

ShiningSolo✨💯: oh, and tell him his sister's looking for him

Turtle Rabbit Kim: okayy

Turtle Rabbit Kim: brb

ShiningSolo✨💯: I'll be waiting💕
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Nobody:

Me updating 2 weeks late:

Y'all @ me:

I'm sorry skksksk-🤡

But here's a long chapter to hopefully make up for it🤡🤡🤠

Welp, imma go disappear for another week, bye-🤡✌️

(Also it's ✨not proof read✨ so point out any spelling or grammatical errors ty🤠💜

Aaaaand it's kinda bad, I'm sorry, my brains filled with math equations and I can't think of funny stuff🤡🤡

Anygays-

Have a great day/ night babes🤠💜💜)

Meme of the day:

I can tell y'all BTS members birthdays in any order, but I can barely spell mayonnaise🤡🤡

Also

Appreciate this work of art:

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Damn i thought hange in the actual anime was hot, but god daYum this cosplayer is on the next level

Yes I just made an æspa joke

Stan æspa or else 🤡🔫✊🤠