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✨ Abandoned Childern✨

ItsMinhoBitch: life update: almost burned down the kitchen babes😍❗

3 user(s) are online!

Flex 💪 tape 📼: you...

Flex 💪 tape 📼: WHAT

Jisus: Minho you snake-

ItsMinhoBitch: I had to okay! The guilt was eating me alive😔

Jisus: we'll now IM going to eat you alive you little bitch-

Flex 💪 tape📼: uhm, hello, I'm still here?

TrashBin: ......

ItsMinhoBitch: don't you fucking dare.

TrashBin: kinky

ItsMinhoBitch removed 1 user(s) from the chat!

Jisus: I didn't mean it like thAT YOU DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUALS

ItsMinhoBitch: YOU ARE LITERALLY ALSO HOMOSEXUAL

Flex 💪 tape 📼: hellooo? Am I invisible or some shit??

Jisus: WELL AT LEAST IM NOT A DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL

ItsMinhoBitch: TF EVEN IS A DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL

Jisus: YOU

ItsMinhoBitch: mE??

Flex 💪 tape 📼: DOES NOBODY SEE ME?

Jisus: AND ESPECIALLY CHENGBIN

ItsMinhoBitch: NOW WHOS THAT??

1 user(s) is online!

Day6fanatic: I think he means changbin

Jisus: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

ItsMinhoBitch: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

Flex 💪 tape 📼: SO YALL IMMEDIATELY NOTICE DAY6FANATIC AJD NOT M E??

Day6fanatic: the ninth circle of hell

ItsMinhoBitch: well I suppose that's true

Day6fanatic: you hoe-

Flex 💪 tape 📼: YOUR OWN BROTHER, MINHO??

Jisus: YEAH WHATEVER, AND CHANMIN

Day6fanatic: changbin

Jisus: ^WHAT HE SAID

ItsMinhoBitch: UXJWJSUXJ BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS A DISGUSTING HOMOSEXAL???

Flex 💪 tape 📼: YOUR BEST FREIND, JISUNG?

Jisus: THE BOTH OF YOU

ItsMinhoBitch: DISJWSJJW EXPLAIN WHAT IT MEANS

Jisus: IT MEANS YALL ARE A BUNCH OF UNHOLY HORMONAL TEENAGERS WHO MAKE "THATS WHAT SHE SAID SAID" JOKES

Flex 💪 tape📼: MINHO?? IVE BEEN YOUR BROTHER FOR 16 YEARS

ItsMinhoBitch: THATS NOT TRUE

1 user(s) is online!

Changaroo: it's true

ItsMinhoBitch: YOU SON OF A BITCH

Jisus: HA

Jisus: SEE, YOU ENJOY THATS WHAT SHE SAID JOKES

Flex 💪 tape📼: JISUNG?? IVE BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR 11 YEARS??

ItsMinhoBitch: I DONT

ItsMinhoBitch: I enjoy deez nuts jokes, there's a huge difference

Changaroo: babe there's no difference-

Flex 💪 tape📼: JISUNG DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT REMEMBER ME??

Jisus: no no, minhos right, that's what she said jokes are for children

ItsMinhoBitch: yeah, deez nuts jokes are for mature adults

Changaroo: right... mature adults🗿

ItsMinhoBitch: back to the point-

ItsMinhoBitch: IM NOT A HORMONAL TEENAGER

Flex 💪 tape📼: REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU IN FOURTH GRADE?

Changaroo: ...does nobody see Felix

Jisus: YES YOU ARE

ItsMinhoBitch: YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID SOMETHING SEXUAL

ItsMinhoBitch: ITS NOT M Y FAULT

Flex 💪 tape 📼: IT WAS RECESS
(For my non-American/Australian people: Recess is a general term for a period in which a group of people are temporarily dismissed from their duties. In education, recess is the Australian and American term, where students have a mid morning snack and play before having lunch after a few more lessons.

It's called playtime or break time in the UK me thinks

I definitely did not steal that definition from google-)

Jisus: BUT ITS NOT SEXUAL

Flex 💪 tape📼: AND YOU RAN INTO ME WHILE YOU WERE NARUTO RUNNING

Jisus: I JUST SAID ID EAT YOU

ItsMinhoBitch: HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT NOT SEXUAL YOU DUMBASS

Flex 💪 Tape📼: AND THEN YOU FELL ON TOP OF ME AND SAID "SO ARE WE LIKE, FRIENDS NOW" AND I WAS LIKE "YES"

Jisus: YOU-

Jisus: WELL YOUR GAY ASS WOULD PROBABLY LIKE IT

ItsMinhoBitch: I mean you're not wrong

Jisus: IksjqkjsjIWJJWHSUW OMFG YOU SEE? A DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL-

ItsMinhoBitch: BUT YOUD LIKE IT TOO

Jisus: EW NO

Jisus: IM A HOLY CHILD

ItsMinhoBitch: so theoretically, if I were to on your lap you wouldn't like it?

Jisus: what-

ItsMinhoBitch: or if I showed you pictures of me you also wouldn't like it?

Jisus: I mean-

ItsMinhoBitch: well, I guess you'll hate this

Jisus: wow my gOd-

ItsMinhoBitch: you're a holy child, aren't you?

Flex 💪 tape📼: why am I getting deja vu-

Jisus: aaAAAHHHHHHH

Changaroo: because you think I'm hot ;)

Flex 💪 tape📼: lies.

Changaroo: oh yeah?

ItsMinhoBitch:

Jisus: please step on me

ItsMinhoBitch: aren't you a "holy child", jisung?

Jisus: WAIT-

ItsMinhoBitch: HA, I EXPOSED YOU HOE

Jisus: FUCK-

Changaroo: "omg please choke me"
"Why am I suddenly barking lol"

"Daddy"

Changaroo: you sure about that, Felix?

ItsMinhoBitch: ew Felix wtf

Jisus: mans need his vitamin D😔✊

Flex 💪 tape 📼: OH SO NOW YOU SEE ME?

Changaroo: now now Felix, why'd you lie about thinking I'm not hot?

Jisus: 👀👀🍵

Flex 💪 tape📼: listen up you shithead.

Flex 💪 tape📼: make ONE more gay comment and I will personally feed you to alligators.

ItsMinhoBitch: Yas Felix, you tell him😤👊

Changaroo: I'd rather have you eat me, actually

Flex 💪 tape: AGGH

Flex 💪 tape: SHUT IT KANGAROO FACE

Changaroo: Kangar-

Changaroo: 🗿🗿

Flex 💪 tape📼: ONE MORE WORD AND YOUR YEE-HAW POLE BECOMES A YEE-HAW HOLE

ItsMinhoBitch: what's that-?

Jisus: trust me, you don't wanna know🥲

ItsMinhoBitch: okay ig-

Changaroo: mom pick me up, I'm scared-

Flex 💪 tape 📼: GOOD

Flex 💪 tape📼: now

Flex 💪 tape: elaborate on the "almost burned down the kitchen" part.

Jisus: would you look at that, it's time for doremon to come one TV, I can't miss it hahjajaja

Jisus: OKAY BYE

Flex 💪 tape 📼: DONT UOU FUXKING-

1 user(s) is offline!

Flex 💪 tape📼: UGH

Flex 💪 tape 📼: YOUD BETTER NOT LEAVE MINHO

ItsMinhoBitch: I uhm, left the stove on I think-

ItsMinhoBitch: BYE

Flex 💪 tape 📼: DID YOU ACTUALLY LEAVE IT ON?

1 user(s) is offline!

Flex 💪 tape 📼: IM GOING TO KI L L YOU HOES WHJE I GET HOEM

Flex 💪 taoe📼: NOW EVERYONES GONE

Changaroo: I'm still here lix☺️

1 user(s) is offline!

Changaroo: why is it always me🥲
Delivered 10: 07pm

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Me, finally comfortable with my sexuality: *sigh* it's going to just fine, it's just going to be just fine.

Gender dysphoria: sup' shawty ;)

Meme of the day, except it's not a meme, it's a bunch of cats:

LOOK AT IT- AH

AWWWWMG ITS CUDDLING A TEDDYYYY BEARRRRR TwT

ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE-

I WANT WHAT THESE KITTIES HAVE😤
YES I AM AWARE THEY ARE CATS AND NOT KITTENS😤😤
But still...so. cute.🥲

BREAD KITTY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyway, excuse me while I go sit in a corner and cry over kittens.

Oh shut it, you'd do the same😔


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