A/N:
April 2nd 2022

Posting this chapter a day early for y'all, in celebration of hitting 900 reads (almost 1k reads now) and for ranking #1 in mcytxreader!!

Look at us dominate >:)

Anyways, hope you enjoy the chapter :D

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Direct Messages:

Ran 😻😻:

Ran😻😻:

LOOK HOW CUTE THESE
CATS ARE

THIS COULD BE US 👁👁💯

You:
STOP THATS SO CUTE

Also why would I want to
awkwardly lay on the floor

Ran😻😻:
No-

I meant like the hea- yk
what nevermind 🤦‍♂️

You:
Okay then

🚶

Ran😻😻:
More raccoon memes??
😭

You:
Yes 😈

You can never escape 🥱

I have too many in my
phone that are just waiting
to be shown to you

Ran😻😻:
Well they wouldn't have
to wait if you STOPPED
gatekeeping 🙄

You:
And why would I do that

Ran😻😻:
Because gatekeeping isn't
good

You:
Okay m o m

Ran😻😻:
It's mother to you 🙄

You:
I- 😭

Ran😻😻:
Damn

Felt that shawty

You:
Mhm

Ran😻😻:
Don't be mad 😔

You:
I'm not mad 🤨

Ran😻😻:
I've learned your texting
behaviors and usually "mhm"
means you're upset/mad 😟

You:
Awe you learned my texting
behavior 😭

Ran😻😻:
Yeah

You:
You're such a simp

Ran😻😻:
No

You:
Yes

Ran😻😻:
I'm not

You:
You literally know my
texting behaviors 🤨

Ran😻😻:
Okay and?

I do that for all my friends

You:
Yeah but are all your friends
swaggy?

Ran😻😻:
...No

You:
That's what I thought

Ran😻😻:
But SOME of them are ig

You:
And do you analyze their
text messages?

Ran😻😻:
I mean...

No comment

You:
Mhmmmm

That's what I thought
biotch 🙄

Ran😻😻:
Whatever 🙄

You:
😜

Anyways

I cant believe you have
other swaggy friends besides
me 🙄

Ran😻😻:
I'm allowed to have other
swaggy friends 🙄

You:
Ik but still 😔

Didnt even tell me that you

were cheating on me 😭

Ran😻😻:
Cheating-?

You:
I thought I was your one
and only Ran

But apparently not 😔

Ran😻😻:
Nooo you'll always be my
one and only 😩💯

You:
Oh yeah? And how am I
supposed to trust you anymore

Especially after you went off
and TALKED to other swaggy
people

Ran😻😻:
I'm SORRY

Everyone makes mistakes
so why cant we just get
past mine

You:
I cant believe what you're
saying to me right now.

I'm breaking up with you

Ran😻😻:
NOOOO

You:
#heartbroken #goingdark
#dhmu

Aaaaaaaand scene

😜

Ran😻😻:
I'm gonna be honest

I didn't realize you started
a scene at first and was so
confused 😭

You:
Oh 💀

Ofc I started a scene

Why would it matter to me
that you have other friends
💀

Ran😻😻:
Idk maybe you're possessive
of me 😻

You:
In your dreams

Ran😻😻:
😔

You:
Anyways

I want to meet one of your
friends 🙄

I need to grow my small circle
of friends

Ran😻😻:
Why would you want to be
friends with my friends tho
besides that 💀

You:
Idk

A friend of yours is a friend
of mine 😻😻

Especially if they can deal with
you

Ran😻😻:
HEH? WHATS THATS
SUPPOSED TO MEAN >:(

You:
Exactly what it says 🥱

Ran😻😻:
Meanie 😔

You:
<3

Ran😻😻:
Whatever

I might POSSIBLY let you
meet ONE of my friends

You:
:o

Ran😻😻:
But ONLY because they want
to meet you too 🙄

You:
Ooooo who are they? 👀

I bet they're so swag

Ran😻😻:
They are very swag

Probs one of my best
friends

Besides you ofc

You:
Then they must be a keeper

Whats their name?

Ran😻😻:
Idk if they want me to tell
you their actual name so
we'll just call them Aim

You:
Ope

Thats a cool nickname

Aim 😎

I should start calling my
friend that too

Because they have a name that
could use that nickname

Ran😻😻:
Oh? Whats their name?

You:
Ur mom 🤭🤭😼

Ran😻😻:

I hate you

You're so cringe

You:

Ran😻😻:
Not the response I was
expecting tbh 💀

You:
Welp, you shouldn't
expect a lot from me 🙄

Ran😻😻:
And why is that?

You:
Because

Ran😻😻:
True

You are worse 🙄

You:
😜

Ran😻😻:
Anyways

I have a question thats for you
I've always wondered about
but always forget to ask

You:
Ask away

Ran😻😻:
Why do you have a UK
area code if you're from
California?

You:
Oh

Well that's because I used to
live in the UK for a bit and got
my first phone there

Ran😻😻:
Why?

You:
Because my parents had to
do some work there and stuff

And they couldn't just leave an 11
year old in Cali by themself

So they took me with them

Ran😻😻:
Ohhh

When did you move back?

You:
Mmm a little bit
over a year ago

Ran😻😻:
Ah okay

Thank you for not changing
your number btw

You:
Why's that?

Ran😻😻:
Because due to you not
changing your phone
number, I accidentally texted
your number instead of
my friend's

You:
Oh right 💀

I honestly forgot that's how we
started talking

Just because you cant type
numbers 😹😹😹😹😹
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Ran😻😻:
Shut up 😹😹😹😐

You:
Do you really want me to?
😥

Ran😻😻:
No

You:
Good

Cause I wasn't gonna
anyways 😜

Ran😻😻:

You:
Are those some words
of wisdom for me?

Ran😻😻:
Yessir

You:
Damn

Thanks Ran 😻😻

Ran😻😻:
Ofc ofc

Hey btw, I have another
question for you 😜

You:
Shoot

Ran😻😻:
What's my contact name
for you?

You:
Ur mom

Ran😻😻:

You:
Lmao get rekt

Fockin lozer

Ran😻😻:
I take back every nice
ting I've ever said about
you

You:
Awww you say nice things

about me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ran😻😻:
Well not anymore 🙄

You:
Sadge 😔

Whatever

I don't need you anyway

Ran😻😻:
Damn

Gonna go cry now

You:
Thats good

Ran😻😻:
Beautiful

You:
Just like me 😜

Ran😻😻:
Yes 🥵

You:
🥵

*Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏 has sent you a message*

Ope

Sorry to cut our amazing
convo short, but I've gtg
😩😩

Ran😻😻:
No worries

Have fun with whatever you've
gotta do <3

You:
Byeeeee <3

Ran😻😻:
Byeee <33
Seen

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Direct Messages:

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
Y/N

You:
HEY SHAWTYBAE

LONG TIME NO TALK

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
IVE BEEN ALRIGHT

IVE MISSED YOU THO 😟😟

You:
IVE MISSED YOU TOO 😭

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
How's the US of A?

You:
Eh, its been alr

Bouta graduate high school
soon 😩😩

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
I forgot you're still in
college 💀

You:
Sorry I'm not old like
you 🙄

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
I'm not old, you're just
a child 🙄

You:
Sure sure

Whatever helps you sleep
at night old lady

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
I hate you 🙄

You:
No you dont 😠

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
True

I wish you could come back
to the UK for a little bit 😔

I miss my favorite neighbor :(

You:
Me too

So much has happened since
I left

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
Fr

One of my friends wont
let me meet this person he's been
talking to recently 🙄

You:
Bruh

That's homophobic of him smh

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
Frfr 💅

You:
Bro isnt it late for you rn?

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
Yes 😩😩

Sleep is for the weak

You:
True

But you should go to sleep

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
No

You:
Yes

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
No

You:
Yes 😐

Shawtybae❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏:
Fine 😔

Goodnight y/n 😜

You:
Goodnight Aimsey 😜
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Twitter:

Ranboo@ranboosaysstuff • 25 minutes ago
Bro how do I get someone to stop
gatekeeping their raccoon memes 😭
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