Chapter 6 - Divorced

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*3rd person POV, looking from Ranboo's perspective*

Direct Messages:

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:

Ranboo:

^My brain at the thought
of texting you

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:

Ranboo:
Bruv you literally send
that like once a day

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Because it's deserved

Ranboo:
Damn ๐Ÿ˜”

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Just stop being cringe
and I'll stop sending it
๐Ÿ˜˜

Ranboo:
This is why I have
your contact name
as 'Boo ๐Ÿ˜’'

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Wait fr??

I thought you were joking
when you said that you
whore ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ranboo:
Nope ๐Ÿ˜œ

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Change it ๐Ÿ˜ 

Ranboo:
Hmmm nah

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Please D:

Ranboo:
Maybe

But to what?

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Idfk ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Surprise me ๐Ÿ˜œ

Ranboo:
Hmmmmmmm

So much power ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Comes great responsibility ๐Ÿค“

Ranboo:
Yes

But anyways

You're putting too much
trust into me changing your
contact name

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Ik

So don't ruin that trust ๐Ÿ™„

Ranboo:
I'm going to change it
toooooooooooooo

Hm

'Booger brain ๐Ÿคฎ'

Boo ๐Ÿ˜’:
Bitch-

Do something not as hurtful

Ranboo:
Fine ๐Ÿ˜’

Ranboo changed 'Boo ๐Ÿ˜’' to 'My Boo <3'

Changed it ๐Ÿ™„

My Boo <3:
To what

Ranboo:
Ur mom

My Boo <3:
My moms dead Ran.

Ranboo:
O h

Why are you only now
telling me this :(

I'm so sorry ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

That was insensitive of
me D:

My Boo <3:
Wait no- I was just
kidding ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But it's good to know that
you'd apologize if my mom
actually was

Ranboo:
You know people who make
fun of peoples' moms being
dead????

My Boo <3:
Sadly

Ranboo:
Bruh that's terrible

People suck

My Boo <3:
Fr

But anywyas

Anywyas

Anyways

What's my new contact name ๐Ÿ‘น

Ranboo:
Ig you'll never know

๐Ÿ˜œ

My Boo <3:
Please tell me ๐Ÿ˜”

Ranboo:

Mmmm

No <3

My Boo <3:
Meanie :(

Ranboo:
L

My Boo <3:


Ranboo:


My Boo <3:
Aww

I'm still sad tho

๐Ÿ™„

Ranboo:
I'm sorry Boober ๐Ÿ˜”

My Boo <3:
Boober ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ranboo:
Yes ๐Ÿ˜œ

My Boo <3:
Why not boobear

Ranboo:
Hmmm

Because boober is
better

My Boo <3:
Damn

I personally like
boobear because
teddy bears ๐Ÿงธ

Ranboo:
Too bad ๐Ÿฅฐ

Also, why is the
teddy bear emoji so
fricking scary ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿงธ

My Boo <3:
I think it's cute in
a serial killer looking
way :(

Ranboo:
In a serial killer
looking way-

I-

My Boo <3:
๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ”ช

It's gonna get you ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Better start running

Ranboo:
AhHhhHhH ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

My Boo <3:
๐Ÿƒ

Anywyas

Bruh

Sometimes I wish I
dan type ๐Ÿ˜”

Ranboo:
Just turn on autocorrect
bruv

My Boo <3:
How DARE you say
such a thing to me ๐Ÿ™„

I don't need autocorrect </3

Ranboo:
Damn, what did autocorrect
ever do to you? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

My Boo <3:
It killed my family.

Ranboo:
L

Imagine

Couldn't be me

My Boo <3:
And this is why I'm
filing a divorce against you

Ranboo:
What???

We were married?

My Boo <3:
Yeah.

Ranboo:
BRUH

Since when ๐Ÿ’€

My Boo <3:
You're telling me you
forgot our wedding date
again???

I can't do this anymore ๐Ÿ˜”

Ranboo:
NO

WAIT

WE CAN WORK THIS OUT
BOO

I PROMISE

GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE

My Boo <3:
THIS WAS YOUR SECOND
CHANCE RAN

Ranboo:
FINE

THEN GIVE ME A THIRD
CHANCE

WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK

My Boo <3:
No

I've dealt with too much

sorrow because ofย  YOU

I'm taking the children
with me.

Ranboo:
CHILDREN?

SINCE WHEN DID WE
HAVE THOSE

My Boo <3:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY
IM TAKING THE CHILDREN

YOU DONT EVEN REMEMBER
THEM

Ranboo:
BECAUSE WE NEVER HAD ANY

My Boo <3:
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL
ME THAT CHIP AND POP
ARENT REAL??

Ranboo:
THATS EXACTLY WHAT
IM TELLING YOU

CHIP AND POP ARENT
EVEN REAL NAMES

AND THEY ARENT OUR
CHILDREN

My Boo <3:
Sign the papers.

I can't deal with this
right now

Ranboo:
But I can't live without
you boo :(

My Boo <3:
I don't care

I can easily live without
you

Sapnap is better than you'll
ever be.

Ranboo:
SAPNAP??

YOURE LEAVING ME FOR
SAPNAP?????????

My Boo <3:
Yes.

Ranboo:
I-

I can't believe this right now

My Boo <3:
Just do us both a favor, and
sign the papers.

Ranboo:
Fine.

I hope you're happier with
Sapnap

My Boo <3:
I will be.

Goodbye forever Ran.

๐Ÿšช๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿšผ

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Scene ๐Ÿ˜Œ

That was fun

Ranboo:
It was definitely something ๐Ÿ’€

Not sure how I feel about
you leaving me for Sapnap
tho ๐Ÿ™„

My Boo <3:
I mean...

Have you seen the guy ๐Ÿฅต

Ranboo:
Sadly, yes ๐Ÿ˜”

My Boo <3:
No, not sadly

Your eyes have been blessed
๐Ÿฅต

Ranboo:
Bro quit simping ๐Ÿ˜’

My Boo <3:
Never <3

Ranboo:
I-

Stop it, get some help ๐Ÿค 

My Boo <3:
I clearly don't need it

You're the one who needs it
๐Ÿ™„

Ranboo:
True

But still

You simped for Dream, and
now you simp for Sapnap?

Who's next? George ๐Ÿ™„

My Boo <3:
I mean George is a pretty
boi

Ranboo:
STOP ๐Ÿ˜ญ

He has pretty privileges ngl

Couldn't be me ๐Ÿ˜ž

My Boo <3:
HEY

YOU STOP THAT EIFHT

NOW MISTER

YOU ARE BOOTIFUL JUST
THE WAY YOU ARE

YOURE SO SEGGSY RAN

DONT LET ANYONE THINK
OTHERWISE

ESPECIALLY YOURSELF

๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ช

Ranboo:
You're too nice :(

My Boo <3:
No u

Ranboo:
๐Ÿ˜ญ

But thank you Boo :)

My Boo <3:
Ofc ofc :)

Ranboo:
Will I ever get to learn
what your actual name is?

My Boo <3:
Mmmm

How 'bout no ๐Ÿ˜œ

Ranboo:
Damn ๐Ÿ˜”

Am I not good enough to
know ๐Ÿ™„

My Boo <3:
Yeah

Jkjk

Ranboo:
Damn

My Boo <3:
I WAS KISSING I SWEAR

KIDDING*

Ranboo:
Kissing ๐Ÿ’€

My Boo <3:
STFU

I WILL RIP YOUR
BALLS OFF

Ranboo:
I-

My Boo <3:
Sorry that was harsh ๐Ÿ’€

Ranboo:
Just a bit ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

My Boo <3:
Hehe ๐Ÿ˜œ

Anyways

To answer your question
TRUTHFULLY

Idk when I'll tell you my
real name tbh

I kind of like the anonymity
for some reason ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Can't be judged if you don't
actually know me

Ranboo:
True

I understand the anonymity
part

But you'll still be judged

My Boo <3:
I-

Are you telling me you judge
me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ranboo:
NO-

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
I SWEAR

I MEANT IT FOR SOMETHING
ELSE

My Boo <3:
Mhmmm

What did you mean it for then
๐Ÿ™„

Ranboo:
Well...

Nevermind

It doesn't matter anymore

My Boo <3:
That's what I thought ๐Ÿ˜”

Ranboo:
I swear I'm not judging
you D:

I'm sorry :(

My Boo <3:
Pfft-

I'm just messing with you
dude ๐Ÿ’€

Ranboo:
Oh

๐Ÿ’€

I knew that ๐Ÿ˜œ

My Boo <3:
I'm sure you did ๐Ÿคจ

Well anyways, I've got to
go eat some foods ๐Ÿ‘น

It was fun talking to you :))

Ranboo:
Okie dokie

I had a good time texting
you again :)

Byeeeee <3

My Boo <3:
Byeeee <3
Seen

โœฏโœฏโœฏ

Shutting off his phone, Ranboo couldn't help but grin to himself. Texting you had always been something special, that he just couldn't describe with words. But what he did know, was that texting you, made him really happy.

Walking over to his gaming set up, he quickly sat down in his unicorn gaming chair, continuing to boot up his pc.

Waiting a few seconds, his familiar background popped up, along with the different apps that had been downloaded onto his device. Quickly opening up Discord, he opened up a group chat containing his best friends from across the globe.

Upon opening up the active group chat, he couldn't help but notice the two brits to be in a call. Sighing to himself in content, he hovered his mouse over the 'join call' button, and pressed.

But not before tweeting out, of course.

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Twitter:

Ranboo@ranboosaysstuffย  โ€ขย  Just now
Just got divorced and lost my
children ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”
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