Chapter 1 - Unknown Sender

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213-***-****

213-***-****:

I resonate with this on so
many levels tubs 😔✊💔

You:

213-***-****:
Wtf man :(

You:
Sorry baby gril :(

213-***-****:
Wha-
Why'd you just call me baby girl
Or at least attempted 🤨

You:
Damn you're a dumb mfer

213-***-****:
Why are you suddenly acting like this??
Did I do something to make you upset D:

You:
Bestie, please look at the number 😔✋

213-***-****:
Oh

OH

OKG IM SO SO SORRY

I DIDNT REALIZE

OMG**

You:
I could tell 💀

Anyways 🚶‍♀️

213-***-****:
PLEASE 🏃‍♂️

Fr tho 🙄💅

You:

Children kinda suck lowkey

At least some children

Some children are okay tbf

213-***-****:
True true

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...awkward texting silence...
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You:
Thoughts on samsung refrigerators? 👁👁

213-***-****:
He sucks lowkey

He kills peoples pets for f u n

Smh 😒

You:
Gurl what- 👩‍🦲

Or boi

Or bootiful hooman

Or thing

Gotta respect others 💪

213-***-****:
I am boi 👹

You:
Alr 😜

Anyways, wtf do you mean by "he"

It's just a refrigerator 😭

213-***-****:
Right...

I'm just in a silly goofy mood ig 😝

You:
Weirdo

213-***-****:
That's mean 😞

You:
Good. Cry about it 🥺🤌

213-***-****:
Fine, maybe I will 🙄

You:
Damn

Felt that

213-***-****:
Stop cause I'm only now realizing this-

But idek who you are 😭

You:
Oh yeahhh

The fact we got off the topic
that you're texting the wrong
person so quick 💀

213-***-****:
Stop cause you could literally
be a pedo, and I'm joking around
with you 🤨

You:
Bruh

Would a pedo use emojis?

213-***-****:
Uhhh yeah, lmao

You:
True

Well, would they use memes?

213-***-****:
Yeah probably

You:
Damn

Maybe I am a pedo 😟

And I thought I was so pog too 😞

213-***-****:
Okay, well now I definitely
know you're not a pedo 💀

You:
And how do you know that?

Maybe I like 8 year old boys 🤨

213-***-****:
Because I have a feeling that
someone doesn't call themself
"pog" unless they're like a 13
year old kid

You:
Bruhhh

Well for your info I'm not
a 13 year old 😒

213-***-****:
Ah shoot, you're probably like
an 11 year old child then

Gonna accidentally catch a case 🥲

You:
Bitch- I'm not fucking 11

I'm probably older than you

You're probably the 11 year old

213-***-****:
Defensive are we 🤨

ShE sAiD sHe WaS 12

Anyway

But doubtful that you're older 🥱

You:
Then how old are you hm? 🤨

213-***-****:
That's sensitive information 🙄

You:
You're totally 11

213-***-****:
I'm not 😠

You:

Only 11 year olds don't say
their real age soooo

213-***-****:
Bruh what-?

Whatever

I'm 18 😜

You:
FUCK

I'm only 17 😞

When's your birthday?

213-***-****:
November 2nd 🥱

You:
Damn, my half birthday
is on your birthday

213-***-****:
Half birthday?

Tf is that 😃

You:
It's like the day exactly
6 months after your birthday
so you're already halfway through
till your actual birthday

213-***-****:
That makes no sense but
you do you boo 🥰

Wait so you turn 18 in like-

You:
2 months 👩‍🦲

213-***-****:
I was about to say that biotch
🙄

You:
Mhm, okay 🤨

213-***-****:
I WAS-

I SWEAR IM NOT THAT
BAD AT MATH

You:
Mhm, okay buddy

Well, I have to go now
I have to fix my sleep schedule
and I have school tomorrow 😞

213-***-****:
Ugh same, but like
👹sleep is for the weak👹

You:
Welp, ig I'm weak...
Come overpower me bbg ;)

213-***-****:
STOP-

Gurl bye I dont even know
your name 😭😭

You:
So? Idk yours either 🙄

213-***-****:
True...

You can call me Ran :)

You changed 213-***-**** to 'Ran😻😻'

You:
Hm

Well then

You can call be Boo ;)

Ran😻😻:
???

You:
Yk- like Ranboo 🤨

Aka the recently quick rise to
fame person who can kindly
get off my TikTok fyp 😻

But you don't have to put
me as Boo tho- I just
thought it would be funny
if you were Ran and I was Boo

Ran😻😻:
Well I mean I already changed
it to 'Boo 😒' so you're going to
have to live with it

Also, do you have something
against Ranboo? He seems cool 😟

You:
Nah, I have nothing against the dude
I just don't typically watch that kind
of stuff

But I mean, he does seem cool

so if you want to bond with me
over your Ranboo obsession,
then go ahead 👉👈

Ran😻😻:
1.) I don't have an obsession
with Ranboo

2.) Do you use 👉👈 unironically?

You:
Yes UwU 👉👈

Ran😻😻:
I'm blocking you now.

You:
WAIT NO I WAS JUST
KIDDING PLEASE DONT
BLOCK ME 😭

I SWEAR I ONLY ISE IT
IRONICALLT

PLEASE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
EXCPET FOR LIKE 3 PEOPEL
DONT LEAVE NE

Ran😻😻:
Gurl put on your autocorrect

You:
No <3

Thank you for not blocking me 😜

Ran😻😻:
I just love doing charity work ☺️

You:
Bitch-

I'm going to bed now 😒

Goodnighttt Ran 😻😽😽

Ran😻😻:
Night

You:
Dry.

Ran😻😻:
Go to sleep

You:
Fine

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...8 quiet minutes later...
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Ran😻😻:
WAIT WAIT WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

WAIR

WAIT WIAT

WIANTL

WAIT

You:
BITCH WTF YOU
JUST TOLD ME TO
GO TO SLEEP

Ran😻😻:
Sorry 🥺

I just had a question
and I don't want to forget it 😞

You:
Ask away ig 😒

Ran😻😻:
Do you have Twitter by
any chance owo

You:
Not the owo-

But no, I don't

Twitter is too toxic for
my mental state so I just
stay away 😩😩

Ran😻😻:
Makes sense

Anyways, goodnight 😴

You:
Good fucking night 😒

Ran😻😻:
That was very passive
aggressive 😟
Seen

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