ℕ𝕠 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝕚𝕗 𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤.

－ Ｗｉｌｌｉａｍ Ｂｌａｋｅ

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ ♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

" WOOOOO YEAH!" Hawks shouted out as he kicked off his feet from the floor and rode the shopping cart whilst I was inside it.

" Shut up man, we're in public!" I snorted while numerous old ladies began to stare at us three judgingly.

" Shut it loud ass!" Miruko whisper-yelled at the culprit making a ruckus.

" But auntie, I'm spending the best years of my life with a kid around my age for once!" Hawks pointed out half-sarcastically.

" Yeah, keep running your mouth and you'll be spending the last years of your life pretty soon." She retorted as she pulled on her hood.

" Yeesh." Hawks shivered at the thought.

Hawks and Miruko insisted on wearing disguises prior to coming to the furniture kingdom. Miruko wore the same clothes as before except with a large hoodie which would conceal her large ears when they went in floppy mode. On the hoodie it read,' Number one Aunt.' And Hawks obviously needed to change from his hero outfit, thus he wore hello kitty pajama pants along with a comically large hoodie himself. The hoodie covered up his elegant wings, though, it did look like he had horrific posture due to there being a very obvious lump on his back. He also wore a snapback hat that read,

' Warning: Hot, proceed with caution.'

With there being a problem for me since my sweater was bathed in my literal blood, Miruko lended me a graphic t-shirt of hers. Though, the shirt was a little big on me.

To be honest, the disguises did work like a charm since the paparazzi was nowhere in sight, or maybe the paparazzi were just that mortified by our casual-wear.

" Map says the bedroom stuff is by the food court..." Miruko cocked a brow as she kept squinting at the map like a mom on a phone. How on brand.

" Sheesh, it sounds like we're embarking on a dangerous journey in a fantasy novel." I sighed, Hawk's abrupt laugh followed directly.

" Keigo shut the hell up!" Miruko whisper-yelled again.

" Yes auntie-"

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" ( second color) pairs good with the (f/c), guys check this out-" Miruko turned around only to find me and Hawks tangled up in fairy lights in the lighting aisle.

" These fairy lights look nice too..." I laughed nervously as my cheek pressed up against Takami's. Miruko suddenly laughed aloud with a snort.

" Yeah, those would look great!"

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" A reclining desk chair?" Miruko questioned with crossed arms.

" Yeah! For y'know... reclining..." Hawks smiled confidently as he pushed down the handle underneath the seat. I stood beside Miruko as we both observed the bird intently.

.

.

.

Only for him to somehow be sent flying forward like 20 feet

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... Across the store.

We both stood in silence upon hearing him yelp out in surprise while he soared, which grabbed the attention of the hundreds of people in the store.

Miruko erupted in uncontrollable laughter.

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" And why the hell would she need a trampoline-bed?" Miruko looked curiously at the bed.

" Uh, for... trompolin- AHHHHHHH!!"

And just like that...

He was launched into the air...

Again...

" That's some luck he's got." Miruko snickered.

" Yeah..."

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" And you're sure that this one doesn't make you fly across Japan this time right?" Miruko tilted her head.

" Yeah no shit it doesn't, it's a wardro-"

Hawks got cut off after opening the wardrobe once discovering a literal different dimension being found in the furniture, he closed it as fast as he opened it.

" I saw heaven." He stared into the distance.

' Furniture in the mha world is so bizarre...'

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After we finally found furniture that paired up nicely with color, usage, and not being dangerous like the ones Hawks found , we took a break at the food court and stood in line. Some rope tied up the desk, nightstand, tv stand, and couch we got on the large wheelable platform the furniture was on. Hawks gripped onto the rope as if his life depended on that furniture. His face began to turn red from exhaustion of the weight. I snickered as he struggled.

" Hey, what do you kiddos want?" Miruko spoke up as she took out her wallet whilst we stood in line.

" A break..." Huffed Hawks.

" Food in my stomach."

" Yeah yeah, you'll get both if you just order from the menu." Miruko waved us off as she fished out a clean 10,000 yen bill from her wallet (10,000 yen translates to 100 US dollars). Suddenly Takami gasped.

" Ohh do you think they got chicken here? I haven't had some in so long!" His eyes sparkled as he jumped around to see the menu above the ordering counter.

" I got you mcdonalds nuggets like 2 days ago." Miruko raised an amused brow.

" I dunno, I haven't had Ikea Japanese food before. What do they got?" I inquired.

" Oh they got the best katsu curry I've tasted, it has a side of rice too." Hawks mentioned, Miruko nodded in agreement.

" Guess I'll get that then..."

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" Damn you're tearing that shit up (L/n)!" Hawks gasped, genuinely impressed with my ability to scarf down the katsu curry.

" We had breakfast this morning... didn't we...?" Miruko asked in confusion as she exchanged looks with the bird. I finally brought my head up from my plate and sighed with content.

" You're one to talk Tweety, I saw you inhale those chicken nuggets like it was air." I huffed, Hawks hummed.

" Yeah, fair. Oh! By the way I wanted to buy some more stuff for (L/n)'s room, I think some nicer lighting would be sick." Hawks piped up, Miruko burped aloud after eating up her rice.

" Yeah go ahead, just gotta call Toshinori to make sure he's doing alright real quick." Miruko dialed her cell as Hawks stood up from his chair. He yanked up my arms as I was midway through drinking my water.

" Sheesh wait a minute will you?"

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Somehow during our quest of trying to find LED lights, me and Hawks ended up playing hide and seek like little kids in the living room furniture aisles.

" WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU (L/N)?!" Hawks whined in defeat as he trudged through the same aisle rows away from me. I slapped a hand on my mouth as I snickered inside a large drawer. I sat inside a drawer of a bed that had huge compartments at the bottom, and boy how the little Tweety Bird struggled to find me.

I peeked my head up at the sound of a phone alarm just outside of my hiding spot.

' Hah, what a loser, I won.'

Takami and I agreed to set a timer on his phone each time we did a round of the game.

I opened the drawer and peeked outside at the bright lights of the store only to find the bird standing with crossed arms; facing away from me. I immediately jumped at the opportunity to grab him around the waist from behind as I crouched on the floor. He screeched and turned around in a flash with a horrified expression, I burst into tears from laughing.

" HAH HAAAHHHH! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE!" I wheezed, he huffed out with a small smile and rolled his eyes.

" You fucking asshole." He suddenly burst into laughter alongside me whilst I was still clinging onto his waist.

" KIIIIIIIDSSS!!"

Then suddenly our faces dropped. I jumped to my feet and we both looked at each other in horror.

" We gotta find those lights pronto!" I shook his shoulders.

" I think I know the way to the lights! C'mon hop on my back!" Hawks whipped away from me and crouched down. I mounted his back and we were off again.

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We both heaved out as we held onto our knees in exhaustion.

" Found 'em..." Hawks held out a shaking hand as he held up the box of 80ft LED lights to the rabbit hero. Mirko ruffled our hair as she held onto the platform of furniture effortlessly with one arm.

" Heh, you guys look like hell. We'll get an Uber to the next store, kiddos." She gave an amused look and brought up her phone.

" ANOTHER STORE??" Me and Hawks gawked in unison.

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" That one is adorable!" Miruko nearly cried as she watched me walk out of the changing room with a sweater contrast collar and beige high waisted pants with a flannel pattern.

" Are you sure you can just go ahead and buy me clothes? I mean, I have no idea how long I'll stay and-"

" Oh! Try on this dress next!" Miruko had stars in her eyes as she tossed me the 50th article of clothing. Hawks merely snorted.

" She won't listen to you at this point, might as well just try it on." He smiled as he carried an ungodly amount of bags and shoe boxes. I laughed softly in return.

" Right."

I closed the changing room door yet again and tossed the clothes over on the other side. I slipped on the dress and opened the door to get Miruko's seal of approval.

The dress was a light (f/c), a v-neck, and went just above the knee. It had short puffy sleeves that barely covered my shoulders and had small white flowers littered around.

" Oh we gotta get that one!" Miruko squealed as she stood up from one of the stools outside the dressing room. Hawks nodded in agreement with a grin. Miruko walked down the hallway of the store and into checkout." Keigo! C'mon over I gotta pay for these!"

He blew a stray hair from his face as he stood." Coming!" He clumsily grabbed all 7 bags and 4 shoe boxes and shuffled over.

" Hey wait! Let me change first!"

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I stretched out my legs as the three of us sat at the rooftop of a random store. We watched as the sun began to get ready to set, and once the sky was engulfed with the paints of light oranges and pinks. I sighed as I propped myself up with my arms on the rooftop.

" Well, that was one hell of a first day out babysitting." Hawks blurted out as he sat at my left. I punched his arm playfully.

" Shut up." I snorted, he chuckled. Miruko indulged herself on a carrot as she sat crossed-legged at my right.

" C'mon dorks, 'Toshi's probably gonna get to the house soon, we gotta move." Miruko sighed as she stood up and stretched her back. Hawks and I nodded in suit with bags and shoe boxes in hand.

Miruko effortlessly picked us up and jumped down from the rooftop of the store as a cab approached our block.