🎄IZSACRIMAAAASSS (Translation: It's Christmas but we didn't plan anything :D)🎄

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Y/n"s POV

After a long day of chasing Douma throughout the house, and then catching up to him, and beating him with some random shoe I found in the hallway, I was out of energy to do anything else. Beating Douma with a shoe had absolutely no affect on him at all, but of course he is VERY dramatic and made it seem like it was having full affect on him.

I stepped back into the living room and flopped onto the couch face first.

"Is it Christmas yet?" I asked Zaria who passed by.

"Nah bro. You gotta wait like 12 hours." She replied.

"Bleh."

"Wait, what are we even going to do for Christmas? We don't have anything to give and they can't go outside during the day." Mariana pointed out.

I lifted my head.

"True. We don't have food for a giant feast either." I responded

"We could have like a lazy day and do something during the night." Daki suggested.

"I'm okay with Daki's suggestion." Akaza responded.

"Yeah, that's not a half bad idea." I replied.

"What kind of fun activity will we be doing tomorrow?" Douma asked.

"We could go indoor skating, but we'd have to catch a bus." Zaria suggested.

"None of us have been skating." Akaza pointed out.

"Are you willing to try?" I asked.

"Is it hard?" Rui asked.

I thought for a moment before I spoke. It was pretty easy for me to skate but that's only because I've been skating ever since I was little.

"Well...for me not really, but I guess it just depends on how long you do it and how good you are at balancing." I explained.

"Is it worth it?" Muzan asked.

"To me it is. There are different kinds of skating like figure skating if you are really talented or take lessons, regular skating, hockey skating that I like to call aggressive skating. It's pretty fun once you get used to it." I explained.

Everyone went quiet.

Oh yeah gotta love that awkward silence.

"I'll be willing to go if you'll teach me how to skate." Rui spoke up.

"I will gladly teach you." I replied.

"Sounds like a fun idea!" Douma replied, waving his fan while leaning on Akaza.

Akaza pushed him off onto the ground and brushed his shoulder off.

"I'll go." he replied.

"Is everyone else cool with going skating?" Zaria asked.

I'll join... as well." Kokushibou responded.

"If everyone else is going,I guess I'll go too." Enmu replied.

"Alright. Nakime, do you wanna come?" I asked, facing towards her.

"Sure." she softly replied.

"Alright, we got our plan for tomorrow." Zaria said.

I looked at the clock on our wall and read that it was currently 7:44 pm. I wasn't tired at all yet and I could tell that nobody else was either. I reached my hand over Zaria and grabbed the TV remote from the other side of the couch.

"How many Christmas movies are we going to spot while searching for something to watch?" I jokingly asked Zaria.

"Ugh, too many." She replied sarcastically.

I started to scroll through the different channels to find a decent movie to watch or give me enough time to figure out what to do to waste some time.

I flopped onto Zaria's lap and continued to scroll while looking at her.

"I'm bored. And I'm not tired anymore. And I don't know what to do." I "complained" to her.

"Just do what you're already doing and throw on a Christmas movie." She replied.

I sat up back into my position on the couch.

"But which one???? There's lots of them." I replied.

"I don't know about you, but I like the movie Elf." Mariana butted into our conversation.

"That's a pretty good one." I replied.

"Ooo what about Home Alone?" Zaria suggested.

"That one's decent." I responded.

"Are we watching a Christmas movie?" Akaza asked.

I turned towards him.

"They're the only thing playing on TV right now. We just gotta figure out which one we wanna watch." I replied.

"Elf." Mariana responded.

"Home Alone." Zaria suggested.

"Elf."

"Home Alone."

"Elf."

"Home Alone."

"Elf."

"Home Alone."

"Elf."

"Home Alone!"

"Elf."

"Home Alone!"

"Elf."

"HOME ALONE."

Both of them started to bicker and scream back and forth and I just stared at them, not wanting to get involved.

"Is it bad I'm used to them bickering now?" Akaza asked.

"Probably." I replied.

They both continued to bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker bicker and bicker and bicker....

and continued to bicker.

At this point, everyone found something to distract themselves from the bickering. Muzan and Kokushibou were reading a book, Daki and Douma had a conversation on the other side of the room, Nakime sat on the couch but didn't do anything because she was used to this (poor Nakime), Rui was face first on the floor with a pillow over his ears trying to drown the noise out, Enmu was trying to ignore them but you could tell he was getting a little annoyed, and Akaza tried to watch the TV (that was still on guide) to try and distract himself.

You would think 2 humans arguing would get tired and give up, but Oh no, these two dummy's kept going like it was a challenge and whoever lost would die.

They continued for like not even 37 seconds before it just went completely silent. Everyone relaxed their ears and took a moment to enjoy the silence.

I looked over to them and they were lying on the floor. They looked kinda- Wait a minute WHYAREYOUUNCONSCIOUSONTHEFLOOR???

I stared at them dumbfounded, trying to figure out what had happened, but as you can tell I'm not very smart with these situations.

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh are they okay?" I asked.

Everyone looked over to the two of them on the ground and their eyes widened a bit. It was obvious they didn't see what happened.

"They'll be fine." Enmu assured me, waving his hand.

I stared at the 2 bodies, and then at Enmu, and at the bodies (really sounding like a murder over here), and at Enmu again.

"Did-Did you put them to sleep?" I asked him.

"Yes I did. They were starting to become a little too obnoxious, so I just helped them calm down~" Enmu replied.

"Well Damn, They'll be out for awhile now I'm guessing." I said still staring down at them.

"At least they're not loud anymore." Rui said as he lifted his head from the pillow.

I opened my mouth to object to that statement, but I closed it because he wasn't wrong about that. I looked over at the clock and read the time. It was currently 9: 45 pm and I was the last human standing. My stomach grumbled so I made my way into the kitchen to grab a few pieces of (fav sweet) to sooth my hunger.

"Should you be eating sugar this late at night?" Akaza scolded. (is that the right word?)

"Are you my mother?" I sassed him.

"Ooo, someone's getting sassy~" commented Douma.

"Shut up." Akaza said, facing Douma.

I sat back down on the couch and grabbed the remote. I heard Akaza and Douma continue to "bicker" while I scrolled through endless channels, trying to find a good Christmas movie. Eventually, I settled on putting on The Grinch. It was the one with Jim Carey and If I had to suffer through that movie every Christmas, then these guys can too.

"What are we watching?" Daki asked as she sat down beside me.

"It's called The Grinch. It's about his thing who tries to steal Christmas." I explained to her.

She turned her head towards the Tv and watched a few minutes of the movie. I took a quick peek at her face and she looked a little disgusted.

"Why are all these people so ugly?" She asked, now turning to me.

I don't know. Why's your brother UGL- JKJKJKJKJK I didn't mean it!

"Couldn't tell you." I replied.

I got into a more comfortable position on the couch so I could lay down. I kept watching the movie on the TV while hearing the other conversations around me. They were probably planning to kill us in our sleep, but we kinda expected that. My eyelids got heavier by the minute and I lost the fight of staying awake, and allowed myself back into my wackass Dreamland.


=====================Time Skip Bc this is OVER DUE AS FUCK- =====================

I woke up to the sun shining directly in my eyes from the smallest peak from the living room curtain.

JUST MY FUCKING LUCK THAT THE SUN IS SHINING THROUGH THE MOST MICROSCOPIC CRACK IN THE CURTAINS!

I rolled over to be greeted by the leather backside of our couch. After laying there for like 5 minutes, I turned my head towards the clock and it read 8:07am. I started to get uncomfortable in the position I was lying in, so I sat up in my spot. I rubbed my eyes and yawned, trying to awaken more.

"Isn't it too early for you to be up?" Rui said.

I looked behind the couch to find him at the kitchen table, coloring in one of those adult coloring books. I lifted my head to get a closer look at the page but I could only make out a tree of some sort.

I stood up and walked over towards the cupboards and grabbed a plain looking mug. I put my mug in the coffee machine and started it up.

Do demons even drink coffee? No, I don't think they do.

I walked back into the living room as I waited for my coffee to be poured. I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing, and I tripped over something lumpy. I almost fell down but luckily I caught myself before anything.

"ACK! What the fuck did I trip over that is so lumpy?" I blurted out loud.

I looked at the ground and saw that I had tripped over someone's arm.

Thats ni- Wait an arm???

I quickly looked back to make sure that the arm was still attached to someone's body. It was Zaria's arm and luckily it was just stretched out instead of dismembered from her. I stared at her for a minute, trying to figure out why she was just lying there. I nudged her arm with my foot and there was no response. I was standing there confused until I remembered what happened last night.

Ah, they're not dead, they're sleeping.

"We should probably wake them up..." I said, looking around the room. My eyes landed on Akaza.

"Don't look at me. He's the one with the ability." Akaza said, pointing towards Enmu.

I looked over to Enmu and he seemed to know what I was going to ask of him. He snapped his fingers and both Mariana and Zaria woke up from their slumber. They both did their own little "sleep mumble" (like when you wake up and you say something).

"Why is it made of leather boots?" Zaria mumbled.

"No I don't want a pixie stick." Mariana mumbled.

I stared at them with a wtf look on my face.

"What the hell do you guys dream of??" I asked, obviously confused.

"Don't ask." Zaria said as she slumped her way into the kitchen. Mariana came up behind me and rubbed her eyes.

"What happened?" she asked me, yawning at the end of her sentence.

"Long story short, you and Zaria were fighting and being loud so Enmu put you guys to sleep." I responded.

"Oh yeah." Marina replied.

"You forgot what happened?" Akaza asked.

"You try blacking out and having a whack ass dream you think is real." she snapped at him.

"Ooo someone's sassy~" Douma commented.

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Mariana mumbled as she flopped on the couch.

"Are we still going skating today?" Zaria asked, as she held a cup of coffee.

"OI! That's my coffee!" I yelled at her.

"Oh well. Answer the damn question!" She yelled back.

"Yeah probably. I mean if you guys still want to go." I replied.

"I'll still go." Akaza answered.

"Okay, and also Y/n, this is your coffee." Zaria replied.

"God Dammit Zaria." I replied, sending her a death look.

"Wait, I just thought of something." Mariana blurted out.

Everyone in the room turned their heads towards her and waited for her to speak. The look on her face indicated that she wasn't that big of a public speaker.

"It's not Halloween anymore so we should probably try and find outfits for them to wear when we go. Like go through our closets and find clothes for them to wear so that people don't question them since that might end badly." she tried to explain.

"That's not a half bad idea. We could try and use makeup and see if we can make them look a little more human." Zaria replied.

"Why can't we just say that we're, what was it again, "cosplayers"?" Muzan asked.

"I mean you could but you would have to pretend a lot of things more this time. If you don't want to look human that's fine but maybe some of you should put on more modern clothing if you don't want 1 million fan girls following you around" I replied.

"Ooo what's a fan girl? They sound interesting~" Douma asked.

"All you need to know is that their scary." Zaria replied.

"How scary?~" Douma challenged

"Too scary!" Mariana replied.

"I think we should at least give you guys modern clothes so people won't question and get on you nerves." I replied.

"Alright. Then we can use our "human"disuses to hide the marks on our face." Daki replied.

"You what?" The three of us humans questioned.

"We can disguise ourselves to look like humans?" Daki repeated.

"You can?" I stood there dumbfounded.

"I thought you humans would've known that. We did it on the other holiday. Didn't you notice it?" Muzan questioned, looking at us as if we had the IQ of a rock. (which we do-)

"I didn't notice it." I said.

"Nope." Mariana responded.

"Me neither." Zaria replied.

Muzan rolled his eyes and I bet if he tried hard enough, he could've rolled them back to their dimension/universe.

"Well, we got all day! Lets get some outfits out to try on!" Zaria exclaimed.

"Here we go." Mariana mumbled to me.

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