Felix:
I'm Thor
Son of Odin

Jeongin:
And I'm Jeongin
Son of Minsung

Jisung:
@Minho yes honey?

Minho:
Lmao you make bad jokes Jeongin

Me:
At this point, everyone ships you two

Minho:
I ship chanlix too but does anyone care?
No

Hyunjin:
I do I do :(

Me:
.....

Seungmin:
Issok Chan
People once used to ship me w Hyunjin

Hyunjin:
Okay what

Jisung:
This is some tea

Minho:
I'm here for it
Continue

Seungmin:
Why are y'all so eager to know about it?

Changbin:
It's not every day that we have some good stuff in this groupchat

Felix:
I am: offended

Changbin:
I am: not

Jeongin:
Lmao imagine if somebody named a musical album w I am: not
Noobs

Jisung:
Yeah I'd rather name an album w I am: offended

Felix:
Oh wow I turned out to be a musical genius

Seungmin:
So I take it as you guys don't wanna hear about the "tea"

Me:
Guys we were about to get some tea can y'all stop?

Hyunjin:
STAHP Y'ALL I NEED TO KNOW WHO SHIPPED MY FANTASTIC ASS W A NAZI NERD

Changbin:
Nazi nerd?
Hyunjin, sweetie, do you want to get roasted or smth?

Hyunjin:
...let's just continue w the story

Seungmin:
Thanks for giving me the very chance to speak
I am incredibly honoured and feel myself to be extremely grateful for this opportunity
Now, can I fucking continue?

Jeongin:
Ooh boi snapped

Me:
I'm sorry on their behalf, Seungmin :((

Seungmin:
Alright, apology accepted
So it was a few months ago
Hyunjin and I had just started talking and we were sitting behind the same desk
I was helping him solve the chemistry formulas
And suddenly, he started crying

Hyunjin:
DO *NOT* REMIND ME OF THAT DAY
I CRIED MY EYES OUT
IT FELT LIKE ALL THE WATER HAD LEFT MY BODY THROUGH MY EYES

Changbin:
You do know that human body is about 60-70% water riii?

Hyunjin:
DUH!
I PASSED MATH

Jeongin:
It's a science ques-
You know what? I'm not even gonna try

Seungmin:
Anyways
So he started crying because he had no idea how to do it and I tried to console him
And somebody behind us hooted
The person shouted 'seungjin!'

Changbin:
..........
Fuck

Me:
Wait-
Was that you-

Changbin:
Um-
Maybe?

Seungmin:
That was YOU?!

Minho:
This is interesting

Hyunjin:
I would have some popcorn but I'm being shipped rn ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Seungmin:
Changbin, I can't believe you!!
I thought you were one of the same ones here!!

Jisung:
Oh no, you're mistaken
He's anything but sane

Changbin:
YAHHH
STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME
I DON'T LIKE IT

Jisung:
Trash

Seungmin:
Could these people be any pettier?

Me:
Sigh

Seungmin:
So yeah, we were shipped too once

Hyunjin:
Do you like me???

Seungmin:
Tf is that question

Minho:
Straight to the point?
I like it

Jisung:
Minho, can we date??

Minho:
Ew straight to the point

Jeongin:
I snorted

Felix:
-cocaine

Jeongin:
No bro my mom would kill me

Hyunjin:
No but wait
Did you like the fact that we were being shipped?

Seungmin:
A 101% no
Especially after being friends w you
Even if I, god forbid, EVER thought that I would like to date you, then you've blown the chances

Hyunjin:
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

Seungmin:
You exist

Minho:
AHAHAHAHA LMAOOOO

Hyunjin:
Meanie :((

(a/n: shitty chapter ahahaha sorry for not updating this book for so long!! Please do continue reading, I promise that the chapters will get better)