Me:
It's time, guys
Minho, Changbin, and I graduate tomorrow

Hyunjin:
*AGGRESSIVE CRI*

Jeongin:
Lmao the oldies are going
Bye bye lol

Changbin:
YAH!
YOU FETUS!!

Seungmin:
He's actually a fetus oh god

Jeongin:
I was born

Minho:
Do you want me to clap for you for that exclusive discovery?

Jisung:
YO I JUST HAD A CRAY CRAY THOUGHT
FELIX, HYUNJIN, SEUNGMIN AND I GRADUATE NEXT YEAR
OH FUCK THE FUCK

Seungmin:
Ah, yes, the late realization
Welcome to the real world, Han Jisung

Felix:
We'll have to work and earn money

Hyunjin:
And woo someone w my weewoo
And then marry them
And then let the weewoo work yet again
And then have kids
And then pay bills and the school fees
And then retire
And then die
In conclusion, we're all gonna die

Minho:
Firstly, you're in highschool so concentrate on your studies and weewoo only
Secondly, "we're all gonna die"
Wow I thought we were all immortal or smth

Felix:
Did you?

Minho:
S A R C A S M

Jisung:
O R G A S M

Changbin:
Get out
NOW

Jisung:
Okay no but Hyunjin
Why do you need a weewoo to woo someone when you have big lips

Jeongin:
Yeah sometimes he reminds me of Kylie Jenner

Hyunjin:
OMGJJSGAJSJSUKAKS
THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT GUYS IMMA CRIE
Also, my weewoo carries my future children
So I need it

Me:
What the actual heck
Stop or Jeongin will call the child support helpline

Jeongin:
Wh

Hyunjin:
But think about it

Seungmin:
We don't need to hear things about your sperms, please stop

Felix:
OLD JOKE BUT
WHAT IF SUPERM'S FANS WERE CALLED SPERMS XDDD

Jeongin:
What age are you living in
That's a century old joke

Minho:
Yes bec this kid was alive a century ago

Jeongin:
Ever heard of vampires?
No wait not Edward Cullen-
NOBODY ASSOCIATES ME W THE CULLENS OR IM CALLING THE CHILD SUPPORT HELPLINE

Changbin:
Ayo calm the fuck down

Jisung:
And wear an evening gown

Hyunjin:
With your hair so brown

Felix:
Turn upside down, that frown

Jisung:
And light up the town

Hyunjin:
Because a moa is a clown

Felix is typing...

Minho:
What the actual flying fuckity fuck am I reading?

Seungmin:
That's alliteration
Oh damn
I'm becoming like you guys
SHIT

Me:
Bruh it's the second last chapter, how long did you need to become like us?

Jeongin:
Y'all are poets

Felix:
Aww thanks :(( <33

Jeongin:
Yeah, those flop, emo poets who only know how to rhyme but don't make any sense

Hyunjin:
But I wrote the DANCING PENCIL poem!!
I won at life!!

Changbin:
And I had fortunately forgotten about it
But no
You gave me war flashbacks

Me:
ANYWAYS
HOW ABOUT A FAREWELL FROM YOU GUYS AHHASJSSUJS
:]

Jisung:
I'm broke af
I fished out a coin from my pocket
And guess what
It has same print on both the sides

Changbin:
I remember my Christmas gift from you
Okay how long are you gonna keep sticking coins to each other?

Jisung:
It's fun
You're bored?
Find some currency
Destroy it
Ruin the economy bec fuck capitalism

Felix:
Oh dude he's revolutionary

Jeongin:
I would find that nonsense but tell me why it makes sense

Minho:
Tell me about it

Jeongin:
I just did

Minho:
That didn't mean-
G O S H

Me:
I can't believe that I won't be seeing the school again
And you guys in the hallways

Changbin:
Chill, we can come over anytime

Minho:
And we have to go to school again to collect our certificates

Me:
CAN Y'ALL LET ME CRY IN PEACE
LEMME BE SENTIMENTAL FOR ONCE

Felix:
Oh dude he's emo

Me:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

(a/n: next up - the finale

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