Jisung created the group 'Triangle's butt day'

Felix:
Tell me why I instantly knew who triangle was 😭😭

Me:
It's like a preloaded info in our heads now
Changbin = triangle

Jisung:
Hehe thanks
ANYWAYS
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU WITH THIS GENIUS IDEA
AND THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T ADD CHANGBIN IN THIS GROUP
WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE CHANGBIN ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

Hyunjin:
He has a birthday?

Seungmin:
.....
Tell me again why I was shipped with him

Minho:
Hyunjin
He didn't appear out of thin air
Unlike you

Jeongin:
Now that his birth has been established
What are we gonna surprise him with?

Jisung:
I know exactly what to do
But in a much more real sense
I have no idea what to do

Felix:
Please it's Michael Scott all over again

Jeongin:
I'd sell my whole life for being Dwight

Minho:
ISSA CHANGBIN'S BIRTHDAY
DONT SELL YOUR LIFE YET
WE NEED TO SURPRISE HIM FIRST

Me:
Ooh damn
Minho's yelling

Minho:
Sometimes I just feel like using a knife for cutting vegetables
But instead of vegetables, there should be people's heads

Jisung:
Slaughterer au
This y/n is ready papi

Minho:
Jisung's head next

Me:
No please
It's a party, not a sacrifice

Felix:
Don't hurt my Sungie :((

Hyunjin:
AHHHHH CUTEEEEEE

Jeongin:
I'm cuter

Hyunjin:
AHHHHH CUTEEEEEE

Seungmin:
He really just copy pasted the same words for both of them

Minho:
He's been learning from me

Jisung:
Caught in 4k

Me:
ANYWAYS
What do we do for Changbin?

Felix:
Hmm
How about
We gift him the leaning tower of Pisa?

Hyunjin:
Omg yes
He'd be so happy

Me:
...what would he do with it?

Jisung:
Show it off
Slide down the building from the leaning side like wheeee
And conduct orgies

Seungmin:
How to unsee

Hyunjin:
Ay ay ay listen
What if we gifted him a diamond bracelet?

Minho:
Tf?
He'd honestly be satisfied if we completed his homework

Jisung:
Nah I can't afford that

Jeongin:
So you can afford diamond bracelets and a goddamn tower but can't do his homework?

Jisung:
Ofc
Does that not make sense?

Seungmin:
No

Jisung:
Meanie :((

Me:
Let's think of something realistic

Minho:
Let's just gift him a new pair of bathroom slippers

Hyunjin:
That is SO random

Seungmin:
Lmao look who's talking

Felix:
No no let's gift him smth useful
How about...
A tree?
That's kinda useful riii?
He can inhale oxygen from it

Me:
Not you too Lix T_T

Jisung:
My buddy ain't wrong

Minho:
Alriiii so let's pool in money to buy a fucking tree
And gift it to a guy who clearly doesn't fucking need oxygen when he raps

Jisung:
...alright that's a point

Changbin:
Please gift me a bar of chocolate and complete my homework

Me:
...........
Jisung did you check twice that you didn't add him before making the group?

Jisung:
......
Fuck.

Jeongin:
Omg he used punctuation

Felix:
Jisung why (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

Jisung:
I'M SORRY YOU GUYS
THIS WAS GENUINELY NOT ON PURPOSE

Minho:
Ah, so it seems like we don't need to gift him anything, now that there's no surprise left

Changbin:
No wait
I want a gift

Me:
Ahahaha no
It's too late

Changbin:
But-
Tf-

Felix:
Happy butt day binnie (✿^‿^)

Changbin:
WHAT ABOUT THE GIFT?
Seen by all

(a/n: lmao the timeline of this story keeps changing tf am I doing

Chapter idea by my sister)