(prepare for the ultimate roast, kindly don't take anything seriously please I beg)

You added Author!

Me:
Did someone hack my phone or smth?
I didn't add her!

Author:
Lmao hello bby
How's your day going?

Felix:
Mu day is going good! :DD
How did you come into the group-

Seungmin:
By possessing the knowledge of technology and science
I should say that this is a work of witchcraft

Author:
Bruh I typed this out, wdym

Minho:
Are we gonna roast her?
Bec I have some tea
The way she goes to sleep picturing that she's cuddling w a man who doesn't know her

Author:
The way you lie when you say you aren't a simp for Jisung
I have some tea too
Want me to spill?

Minho:
No stfu

Jisung:
GASP
IS HE?

Author:
Yes
Just the way you're desperate for the vitamin D, if you know what I'm talking about ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Jeongin:
I see chat pollution here
Kindly gtfo ma'am

Author:
Don't you gtfo me
I know how you understand each and every thing Jisung talks about but you pretend to act dumb
Bec it makes it easier for you

Jeongin:
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ATTACKED

Changbin:
Are you here to roast everyone, author?
Bec GO FOR ITTTT
GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR MEDICINE

Author:
I KNEW I COULD TRUST A LEO!! :D

Hyunjin:
AHAHAHA FUNNY JUST GO AWAY GRANDMA

Author:
What is this behaviour karen
I'm younger than you

Me:
What did we ever to do you?

Author:
Uh? Are you asking that?
I WAS ON THE VERGE OF FAINTING WHEN I SAW YOUR ABS
I ALMOST WROTE A BOOK CALLED "DELULU FREAKS OUT OVER A SHIRTLESS MAN"
WHEREIN I PRINT OUT YOUR HANDS AND LOCK THEM AROUND MY NECK
SO TECHNICALLY YOU'RE THE ONE CHOKING ME

Me:
...
Stop it, get some help

Felix:
Chan why are you stealing my lines

Jeongin:
The author is hornier than Jisung omfg

Author:
Glad you could tell that

Jisung:
I-
Don't you dare take my spot!!
Winking cow

Author:
Sorry to break it to you, Jisung
But you ain't original
Winking cow exists

Jisung:
O
My life has been a lie

Hyunjin:
So WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
TO TELL US THAT WE AREN'T ORIGINAL?

Author:
If I said that, I'd be roasting myself
Which I do on a dialy basis but shhh

Minho:
What do you want?

Author:
I wanna watch this world burn

Minho:
Okay you're a part of the squad

Author:
Thanks brother
Like all of you are (except Chan hehe hmu)

Me:
I don't get it

Author:
Ofc you wouldn't
Your brain is old and your hairline is practically on a ventilator

Changbin:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Author:
Changbin my bro
Give me tips on how not to breathe
Not bec I wanna rap
But bec I don't wanna breathe

Jeongin:
Author rn: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!"

Felix:
Is she okay or smth-

Author:
Ofc I am not
Otherwise why would I make this book
This book is a result of insanity and 3 am thoughts

Seungmin:
You do know that you cannot die from holding your breath, right?

Author:
Alrighty then
Imma stuff newspapers up your nose next time you go to sleep

Jeongin:
Mom pick me up I'm scared

Minho:
I low-key approve

Jisung:
NO WHY

Author:
Character development ig

Hyunjin:
Okay so gIMME AN ANSWER MISS GIRL
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO INTERRUPT OUR GC?????

Author:
Ah, yes, my idol
I high-key idolise you so I'm here to learn from you your majestic ways in the field of being unproductively dramatic

Jisung:
I can't language rn

Author:
I can't human rn
Tweet tweet

Felix:
Meow meow

Me:
Don't encourage her

Author:
Bang Christopher Chan
I thought
You would like me
And approve of me
And I'd die happily

Seungmin:
Ah shit

Me:
Jsjsjsksisksljsbsbsjsi

Author:
Skshskskgsjskskslsk

Changbin:
Wtf

Felix:
Shush they're having a moment

Author:
And friends, this is how I fuel my inner delulu
Oh and Chan
Please save your dying hairline
Bang Chan? More like
BALD Chan

Hyunjin:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Author:
Omg I'm so funny lemme just go and apply to be the world peace ambassador

Jeongin:
Oh to understand her brain

Author:
It's been a minute since I wrote that but my god complex is gone
Hi so where were we?

Seungmin:
We were never anywhere

Author:
Oh right
This book doesn't have a pot
*Plot

Felix:
Can't say if this group has pot

Author:
But your brownies sure do ;)))

Felix:
How did you know-

Minho:
Whatever
But yeah
What inspired you to insert yourself in this group?

Author:
The power of sheer anxiety but also shamelessness

Jisung:
Mood

Author:
Now that we're done here, I would like to ask you all for one last favor before I finish

Me:
Which is?

Author:
I'm adding the readers in, just say hi

Seungmin:
Alright, I see no harm in doing so

Author added Readers!

Changbin:
Hi!! :)

Readers:
OMFG HI SEO CHANGBIN
CAN YOU PLEASE PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK AND SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUTTA ME
SO SEXC OMG THOSE GUNS AHHHHH
CHOKE ME PAPI

Author removed Readers!

Author:
...I'm sorry

You are typing...

Jisung is typing...

Felix is typing...

Seungmin is typing...

Minho is typing...

Hyunjin is typing...

Jeongin is typing...

Changbin is typing...

Author ended the group chat!

le fin.

(a/n: yea let's cry together

WAIT WAIT DON'T GO YET! I HAVE A CHARACTER QnA COMING UP!!

Please ask questions in the next chapter, where I can collect the questions per member

But yeah, the book is over. It's been going on since November 2020, and it's the end of 2021 now. Been a long time, eh?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING SO FAR!

PLEASE DO PARTICIPATE IN THE CHARACTER QnA!!

Thanks for reading! I love you!)